Camp Septic Horror: You Won’t Believe Who Julia Allison Is Dragging To Burning Man!

It’s not consciously uncoupled Rob & Myka.

“When I look into his eyes I see only love … and horrible New York City and carnage.”

Oh no! Dr. Alex Marson is registered to attend Camp Septic and he’s being sponsored by “Rainbow.” Our wayward Dodi is participating in the Events & Speakers series, but he’s not yet on the schedule. Does this mean the event is … marriage?

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  1. What do you mean by “sponsored”? He can’t get in with his own loin cloth and moon boots? He must be introduced to the event by the woman who practically invented Burning Man? This labor day, let’s hope we see the outline of his weenie.

    • Apparently all Camp Septic attendees are initially sponsored by a camp regular. Julia also sponsored Ryan Allis. Re: our burro’s sponsorship: “Michael Ellsberg & Annie Lalla are responsible for this ;-)”

    • She just posted this endless screed about how evolved she is and tied it into her New Law Bidness Grift. On and on and on, even soliciting suckers to see her about her grift when at Burning Man.

      “And, tomorrow, Lisa Cherney is releasing the podcast episode we recorded for her show Get F**cking Real, titled From A$$hole Attorney to Eyes Wide Open Leader. Oh, my! Look for it.

      On the relational front, I’m learning, loving and growing with a man I met this past New Year’s Eve, and stretching into new parts of myself that are helping me to see just how much I love making home. ”

      Zzzzzzzz …

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        and stretching into new parts of myself that are helping me to see just how much I love making home. ”

        Transbraytion: She’s shoving really large jade eggs up her cooter

        • I resisted making any comment about stretching her vaginal walls beyond any realistic capacity, but it was my first thought when reading that sentence!

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            I guarantee that pretty much every cat lady thinks the same when reading that, given how genital-obsessed the woos are

    • I usually pray for strength and forgiveness, but this time the horrible, horrible error won’t be my fault. Getting actual popcorn for this.

    • It’s iffy. Donkey is not listed as a participant in the Event & Speakers series, but she is listed as a “Dance Parties” attendee and an ambassador of the Cosmic Heart Temple.

      You can’t make this shit up.

      • There WILL be photos, videos, speeches, interpretative dances, sculptures, paintings etc, in perpetuity throughout the Universe.

        Do you think she will marry This Man quietly?

        Ha!

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      NOOOOOOO!!! She’ll be insufferably smug and never shut her gaping maw about it. Even if it doesn’t last as long as Nic Cage’s last marriage

  2. Oh gawd: Re-imagine; The New Story for Humanity, a conversation

    Day: Tuesday
    Who: Julia Allison, Brigitte Huff, Amber Hartnell, Jennifer Russell, Ryan Allis, Alesha Carlander, Andrew Hewitt, Jess Magic, Nick Sullivan, Gil Penchina, Sophia & Christopher Life

    SPEAKER SERIES DAY ONE: Reinventing Love & Relationships

    The past, present, and future of living and loving together. Dive deep into new methods of connecting, debunking sex myths, and exploring transitions.

    Reimagining Transitions

    From breakups to navigating new relationships. Who we become during times of transition can be a rebirth in even the most challenging circumstances.

    Day: Wednesday
    Who: Baya Voce & Julia Allison & Jennifer Russell

    Reimagining the Village
    Intentional living, micro-communities, sustainable developments, matriarchies: What does the next generation of conscious housing arrangements look like? How can we create happier, healthier, more sustainable human developments, facilitating an evolution of consciousness through innovating and architecting the future through our homes? Sustainable, tribal micro-communities are the future of this planet: come to hear experts discuss intentional community formation – what works, what doesn’t, best practices, and how we can evolve consciousness through innovative tribal architecture.

    Day: Wednesday
    Time: 1:00 PM – 2:30 PM
    Facilitators: Julia Allison & Ryan Allis (aka Rainbow)

      • Yes, this SRO event took place last year. Can you imagine listening to serial monogamist Ryan Allis and Forever Dumped Donkey pontificate on lurve and relationship?!

        • I loved the idea of “Digital Nomad” (emphasis on quotation marks) Illegal Airbnb Donkey pontificating on “intentional living”, too.

          • I say out loud “as opposed to unintentional living” whenever I see that woo claptrap.

          • See, I think of Donk as more of an expert in unintentional living– crashing wherever her parents, or Bravo, or an acquaintance with a vacant house, can put her up. Why she thinks she’s fit to hold forth on “intentional communities,” when she’s never planned nor actually lived in one, is beyond me.

    • “Who we become during times of transition“

      For this latest pulled-directly-out-of-her-substantial raftass, Julia Allison becomes a self-proclaimed expert on communal living, contrary to ever actually living in any such community and pulling her share of a workload to contribute to any such community.

      Dodi could probably pull up her browser history right now and find where she has watched all of three YouTube videos on the subject as preparation for her so-called expertise presentation on the subject.

    • Rainbow apparel!! Shopping = Political Activism in Donkey’s addled brain.

      She’s also going IG crazee, which is good for us.

      • One would think she’d mastered this activity decades ago. Didn’t the Mess Advised crew (who loathed Julia) have terrible difficulty getting her raft ass out of bed and into makeup?

        • I think she thinks this is a good idea but if I remember correctly, doctor dork had a rather umm uniquely procured insta account. She’s not secure enough to take him there with half naked (full-naked) chicks with supermodel bodies & drugs. She should ask Noodles, albeit pregnant, how great that trip was for her.
          However annoying she appears on a regular day, I can’t imagine how annoying she is there.

        • Re: Donkey’s “showbiz” rep:

          I had a tangential connection to the MA producer; at the time, I was told [second-hand] that she was a raggedy-ass mess who didn’t realize she was not an aspirational character.

          I don’t know if this will make Donkey feel better or worse, but when I texted to confirm that I remembered right, my friend said, “Who? I’m just feeding the slobbering idiots into the woodchipper. I can’t remember last season of [her current show], much less someone else’s summer bummer from years ago.”

          • Someone does not like her job! Perhaps Judy can cite your friend’s disenchantment the next time Dadsers or Dodi ask her about gainful employment.

          • @Gilly: She LOVES her job. Feeding slobbering idiots into a woodchipper is actually the career her buddies always knew she was destined for. She’s capable of dealing with narcissists without actually hearing any of the words that come out of their gaping maws. #hero

          • Hero, indeed! Hats off to anyone who possesses the patience to have dealt with A Donkey on a daily basis. No snark.

          • @Gilly: To clarify, my friend wasn’t a producer on MA, but she had colleagues who dealt with it. She produces competition shows.

      • Some people wake up at 5:00am and don’t get to go back to sleep, because they have JOBS to go to, you lazy slug.

        Oh no, Julia Allison jolted awake at 5:00am, poor thing! She’ll just have to take a nap at 6 am, or 7, or 8, or 9, or 10, or 11, or noon…. etc, until THIS MAN gets home from work.

      • What keeps her awake at night?

        The scheme juices flowing through her almost empty skull?

        Wondering when is Dodi FINALLY going to propose?

        The thought that Dad$ers may cancel her Amex extension?

        When is her next vacation?

        A possible shortage of rainbow themed novelty products due to Chinese tariffs?

        It’ hard to be a Donkey!

  3. Won’t someone give Burning Man tickets to Chris & Sophia? After all, they’re still living out of their car while saving the universe. You were tagged, Donkey!

    Atta girl, Julie!

    Sophia Life
    Tagging Jess Magic, Elijah Ray, Joe Muscatello, Samantha Sweetwater, Alea Rain, Katiyana Kittay, Bear Kittay, Robbie Mann, Gabrielle Sundra, Dmitriy Kozlov, Jennifer Russell, Ali Katz, Julia Allison, Maria Teresa Chavez, Brigitte June Huff, Elana Meta Jaroff, Andrew Hewitt, Angel Be … We want to be there! <3

    Rachelle Anslyn
    ✨🙏🏼🙌🏼 I just got one, it’s possible! I want you two there too!! 🙌🏼🙏🏼✨

    Gabrielle Sundra
    Sophia Life they’re coming! I just got some for other friends. I’ll keep looking for more.

    Julia Allison
    Jennifer Russell - let's find some for these beauties!

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      If I saw that photo with no context, I’d think it was the overly handsy gym teacher and the 9th grader he’s grooming for sex

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I need a hot shower after looking at that petri dish of a group sex thing

          • @Uni: I definitely want to squirt something on that pile, but I’m not sure if it should be Dawn or lighter fluid.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Strong antibiotics would be my first choice. Followed by soap

    • “Julia Allison
      Jennifer Russell – let’s find some for these beauties!”

      It STILL cracks me up when she tried to speak woo lingo. It’s like she’s compiled a list of words that Jaahhhaaassss, Noodles, etc. use, and makes sure to call everyone goddess, beauty, beloved, sister, love, etc.

  4. This Man at Burning Man?

    Oh, dear, I hope he gives a clear NOOOOOOOOOO to Ali Katz (or whatever her name is on Wednesdays).

  5. Confirmed- Son of Sam is in it for the periodic taste of titillating threesomes or possibilities thereof. Since he is the smarts and works in a scientific sense and she is the shallow dumbs and loafs (not in a Whitmanesque way) in.. every other sense.

    • I think so, too. Look for Dodi to wander into the orgy tent and fulfill his brunette fantasies, thanks to Donkey, Electric Barbarella, and Skankatron 3000B.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      So, the bottom line is that he’s a perv

    • What will he wear… silver panties? A Care Bear costume? A Superman onesie? I’m sure WalMart will have something. So many choices for these rebellious bohemians!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        No Yandy for Shlubs?

  6. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    In all these years, we’ve only seen Julia with either no makeup or a full-on Earl Scheib $99 coating. I don’t think we’ve ever seen her with “natural look” makeup, just the two extremes. And neither does her any favors

    • EARL SCHEIB! You just cheered me up, friend!

      I’ve spent the morning arguing with UPS about how my security cameras confirm my package was never delivered and that telling a person who just told you they are disabled to go hunt the neighbors’ porches for the package is UNHELPFUL.

      “Oh, sure, I thought I had limited mobility, but now I’m cured!”

      • Durrrr. And I thought our mail was bad because they just sent an email saying they couldn’t deliver my package “for the following reason: locked door.” Maybe ring the bell? Or call me on my phone, the number of which is included in the address? Does everyone else greet you on their doorstep with their door wide open?

        Your UPS person wins, though. *stealth hug*

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          My struggles with the USPS are legendary. I got to the point of complaining to my congressman and bugging them enough that they slow-rolled my mail for nearly two months. Bills showed up the day they were due, magazines were weeks late, everything was late.

          Then there was the time they delivered my package to the wrong building and told me it was MY FUCKING FAULT for not using a more expensive delivery option.

          And so on…

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Ugh! I’m sorry you have to go through that. But I’m glad I could add a little cheer to your day <3

  7. I’m sure it’s been mentioned but does she think the mouth open wide enough to land a 747 means she having MORE fun than everyone else in the picture? Fake it until you don’t make it, Jules.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Largest category on the site/cite/sight?

      • Oh I remember the first time i used gaping maw in a sentence IRL I almost wet myself laughing. It just hit me the wider the mouth the more miserable she is.

    • Yes, if I may quote myself from (I believe) years ago, gaping maw increases the happy. Let’s just be glad she’s not sticking out her tongue. *shudder*

      OK, I know I’m thuddingly out of the loop, but who are the other people in the pic, other than lucky bastards for having such a naturally fun embodiment of love in their midst?

      • I don’t know why I didn’t make that connection sooner. I guess I kinda always thought she was *pretending* to act like a person who was deliriously and that’s what they look like in her maladjusted world. I just talked myself into a circle and will see myself out.

        • I still wonder whether any sound comes out, like is she braying/tee hee hawing/huh huh huh-ing/squealing/yelling PROOOMMMMMM, or is she just gaping silently, which is almost weirder?

          • Remember when she ran in a circle in the sand (and not with Belinda Carlisle) in that Mess Advised ep? The one in which she was jumping all over some hot guy who already had a girlfriend? Her maw was open and I’m trying to remember if sound came out her mouth

          • That was sooo clunky and cringe-worthy, and one of my favorite moments. It was Chris, the cute friend of Toilet’s big, dumb lunk. Donkey ran in little circles in the sand as the others ignored her; told Chris “Pick me up!” on the beach; begged him to kiss her and punched him in the arm when he wouldn’t; tried to get him to pick her up again when they were in the apartment, hit him when he wouldn’t do it, then tried to leap into his arms but was just sort of hanging from his neck so that he had to lean way down to try to dislodge her; and then said that she wanted to lick him like a “chocolate ice cream” and made revolting slurping motions with her tongue. But yeah, if he hadn’t had a girlfriend, he would have been madly in love with her!

          • I’d forgotten the “chocolate ice cream” effrontery but did retain the guy’s get-me-the-fuck-outta-here look on on his face.

    • The gaping maw is bad enough, but the fact that she obviously HOLDS it open like that for photos does my head in.

      Normal people might get snapped candidly with their mouths hanging open a few times in a lifetime, laughing or cheering or making faces with the kids or whatever. And you’d expect a mugging, campy carnival barker like Julia to have a higher than average number of fug candids and screenshots out there, it stands to reason.

      But these carefully posed gaping pics??? She’s consciously posing like that when she sees the camera, THINKING SHE LOOKS GOOD. There’s just way too many of these shots over the years for them to be by chance. They’re not randomly catching her mid-bray while enjoying a hilarious joke – usually, everyone else is just smiling normally. Someone whipped out their phone and went “Hey guys, say cheese!” and she opened that…that gelatinous cavern, and held it open.

      Is she actually making a noise too, to justify that wide a gape? When I open my mouth that wide, the only sound I can make is a strangled HAAAARRNNNNKK. And does she massage her jaw and cheeks afterwards? It seems so…anatomically uncomfortable. She thinks she looks cute and fun in these shots, but she really just looks like Goatse.

        • This is my favorite HAAAARRNNNNKK fauxto. When I emailed Jacy and asked who posted this atrocity, our mamma wrote back “SHE DID!”

          • I like to contrast this one with the one where she looks like Wayland Flowers’ Madame, sucking in her cheeks and unhinging her jaw to where it looks like she has no teeth. I still don’t know how she did that.

          • Because her tongue is the size of a surfboard?

            HAAAARRNNNNKK! = a great impersonation of the donkey somewhere behind my house… I’m dying laughing my ass off here.

          • Grifty, is that the one from Mess Despised where she’s wearing the blue and yellow floor oinking caftan?

      • I thought we’d all agreed long ago: the whole point of the gaping maw and licking pix was to advertise Donkey’s oral aptitudes to better bring all the boys to the yard of the Second Date Blow-job Queen.

  8. Thanks, gang! The specific mobility issue will resolve itself over time, we think, but it’s part of a THING that makes me a wee bit testy when people are all, “Sorry we suck at our job. You should really get right on fixing our error yourself.”

    UPS got back to me to say that the package was scanned in error…or delivered to the wrong location. Who knows?! It’s like a fun little game!

    • Nothing so frustrating as stuff you ordered and paid for and are expecting not arriving! One of the upsides (besides the actual paycheck) of working for the man in a desk-errand capacity is being able to have my stuff delivered to our mailroom. And yet it still gets screwed up on a regular basis. But at least there are tracking numbers and records of who signed for the delivery, etc. so eventually said stuff reaches me. There has been a huge epidemic of package theft in my neighborhood (OMG! Hayes Valley! Fab shopping destination of A Donkey!), and I think it’s actually city-wide. Amazon drop-boxes are apparently two-few/not convenient. There’s money to be made here for a clever entrepreneur who can develop an alternative system. (I’d do it myself, but I’d have to quit my job and then where would I have my packages directed?)

  9. I’m going to ask Spouse if it’s awkward for me to just send stuff to his office. The super annoying thing is that the missing items are not so much rare but PITA items to get hold of from one source. They’re all out there, in one box, just not at my house.

    C’est la vie! It’s not ideal, but it’s just First World stuff.

  10. OT: Jena la Flamme’s vagina speaks to her, just like that ’70s exploitation movie!

    “I’d be working at my computer when suddenly my Pussy would be mioux-ing to me, saying, “Hey, I’d like to be fed!” Due to the fact that I have a home office, and can arrange my schedule to permit “pleasure breaks,” this has been a private, informal ritual of mine over the years. I’d feel the urge and look at the clock and it was always the same time… “like clockwork” as the saying goes.

    I’d take myself to bed with some massage oil and a nice sex toy, and 30 minutes later, I’d be back at my desk with a smile on my face, spring in my step, and a deep sigh of satisfaction in my throat. Ahhhh…

    Later, when my partner moved in, sometimes he would join me for this magical moment… Sweet sigh. Those were golden afternoons of delight indeed!

    However, all of this changed when he started visiting Switzerland on a regular basis, for months at a time, and our only contact became through the screen.”

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      JFC

    • Gee, I’ve been scheduling my afternoons in the home office all wrong.

      To think I could have been rolling around in bed this afternoon with the DeepFist3000 instead of hammering out projects with one hand, answering clients’ multiple mails and text messages about their projects with the other hand, and wishing my Pussy was prehensile so it could earn its keep with some laundry or finally hanging those curtains in the spare bedroom.

      Pussy should be grateful its owner’s hard work can buy it the good toilet paper.

    • Thirty minutes? Sheesh what a time suck. Back in the days when I used to have to resort to self-pleasure, I had my special 2 minute and 3 second song that always got me where I needed to be. Three minutes later, I’d be back to work.

      No wonder these woos are so unproductive.

    • Now, now, the woman who got down & dirty with her elderly former mother-in-law during a bachelorette party and smeared her abortion across her face DEFINITELY said so.

    • Remember that he fed her cold cuts and a head of Chinese cabbage on some platters, making her feel all cared for and nurtured, compared to her mother who “hated cooking” and raised her to believe that orgasms are something that just happen accidentally when men choose to supply them.

  11. Can’t seem to post this link but that’s Jason Rosenthal – check out his ted talk on losing his wife. Not reasonable man.

  12. By the way – I know reasonable man, and he was/is a law professor at a reputable university. Don’t feel comfortable sharing which one, but he has as many degrees as Dodi. Just from Stanford instead of Harvard. Reasonable man really liked her but she wasn’t that into him. He’s a nice guy, actually.

      • Honestly, I’ve met her and she’s really quite charming in person. She’s not the person you characterize her to be, although when she and I have talked about it, she acknowledges that her online presence is shit.

        • I’ve met her several times and and witnessed her do terrible things. Maybe our girl has changed? Her work ethic certainly hasn’t.

          • What terrible things did you witness? I have been at conferences with her and she’s been nothing but friendly. But she did mention that when she was younger she was a bit wild.

            I’m not sure when you met her – maybe she’s changed?

          • Maybe, though she behaved despicably toward Rain’s family and his former girlfriend and new girlfriend. Utterly abominable behavior on any level and we have reams and reams of documentation.

          • And this is far more recent information than your SXSW or Summit at Sea of several years ago.

          • Absolutely. Who can resist Judy’s love bombs? Especially those big bombs lobbed at folks with money?

          • That doesn’t make sense to me, knowing her. Her last boyfriend(s) didn’t have money. She never showed any more deference to my friends with money versus my friends who don’t have money.

          • Do you know NOTHING of this woman’s history? This site and a variant haven’t been around 12 years by accident.

          • That doesn’t change the fact that her last 3 or 4 boyfriends didn’t have any money. So I’m confused …

          • Rain didn’t have any money and it took her months to pay back the 4K she owed him, all the while texting him 40x a day and harassing his new girlfriend because she doesn’t believe in borders. Re: the wealthy, the suckups to the Morins and the Kittays and Randi Zuckerberg are the stuff of legend at this point.

          • Rain and Avocado had status (among woos). What better way to attempt to get some street cred among the festival set, than to date a DJ? Also, Avocado might not have had a lot of walking around money (or maybe he did), but he knows where he can get it. He owns an apartment in NYC, furnished by an interior decorator.

            You don’t have to be a billionaire to be someone’s meal ticket.

          • Hi Wet Woman, what are your thoughts on these questions, posted publicly by Donkey once she started dating Woo masculines:

            “Does the masculine pay for more because it’s traditional or because it feels caring for the feminine?
            Do you take into account who is bringing in more resources?
            Do you take into account the ways in which your family of origin handled it?
            Do you consider what feels best inside to you, what makes you feel empowered, or cared for, or taken care of in a juicy way, no matter what people think? Do you follow that?”

          • David Block doesn’t own that apartment in NYC. He just sublets it. Just FYI. He lives in Boulder now subletting Ariel White’s father’s home.

            And I’ve actually discussed this topic with Julia. She split everything right down the middle with those men. With regard to the questions, those seem like jumping off points for a discussion of financial responsibility that most people need to work out (in any relationship). Not sure why you’re interpreting it negatively.

          • Oh baloney! She felt at that point that men in the relationship should pay for everything and was getting push-back. Read the comments to that post. She was looking for her friends to take her side.

            And where did her financial share of the “split” come from, according to her? When she had no job?

            Why are you believing all the crap she’s feeding you?

          • So she split everything down the middle with boyfriends who “had no money”, yet still ended up owing an impoverished artist boyfriend a buttload of money. K.

            Now that she’s moved herself and an elderly pet into the home of a boyfriend with some money, is she still paying for everything 50/50?

        • I once worked with someone who was a ruthless liar, who coasted by on charm and empty promises, and who was deemed “possibly sociopathic” by my most esteemed, respected, common-sense colleagues. There are documented instances of wrong-doing. Yet to this day, there are some people who’ll say, “No way! X was always so friendly to me! X was really fun! Tingo is misinformed!” That’s fine; they can have their fun times with X; doesn’t bother me at all.

    • Oh, you say Reasonable Man really, really liked her?
      Did he leave the door open for a future relationship?
      And are they in each other‘s lives forever as friends?

      HAAAARRNNNNKK!

      Hi donkey; bye donkey.

  13. Interesting you know about her last 3-4 boyfriends and their financial status. I don’t think I know much about any of my friends…let alone their significant others.

    • Knows the nicknames and lingo, knows the dating history, is white-knighting Donkey.

      Nothing suspicious here at all.

    • My thoughts exactly. I don’t know that level of detail of any of my friends’ last 3-4 boyfriends. And WW has been to “conferences” with Julia Allison Baugher? Um, okaaaay… aren’t they counting burning man or hive as “conferences”?

      And yeah, lots of financial detail about someone’s exes but no awareness of where she says she gets her own money from yet has to borrow from those exes and couch surf etc.

      Also her past wasn’t wild / I guess that’s what she is trying to claim? She outed someone’s mental illness online to a massive readership and said on TV that she gives out blow jobs to men who buy her shoes.

      It as, as they say, to laugh.

      • I met Julia at SXSW and saw her again at Summit at Sea. Pretty sure those are conferences. At Summit, we had a conversation about money. So that’s how I’m aware of this. Not really that confusing. No need for a conspiracy theory.

        Just thought you would want an additional perspective from someone who has actually had conversations with her.

        This isn’t really my ballgame, so I’ll leave you all to it.

        • At SXSW?! How many years ago was that encounter? When she and Shira Lazar behaved like complete assholes? As for Summit, the powers that be made sure she was never invited again.

          • Yes, she was doing yoga demonstration, fer crissake. Probably one of her last paying gigs. It wasn’t like she was on a panel with folks who’ve actually achieved something.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Yoga? Or Fauxga, like when she posted a selfie in an unintentionally hilarious bid to lure a yoga-loving billionaire from his much hotter/smarter/saner wife

        • The last time she was at SXSW was right after she broke up with Derpin. She was then creeping on Bear Kittay and there’s photo evidence. It was right after Envision in Costa Rica.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Isolated conversations with a sociopath don’t count for shit

        • You might be surprised how many of us have had conversations with her. Or worked with her. Some of her ex-best friends and ex-boyfriend’s moms have been regulars here as well – and out about who they are.

        • If Judy can be pleasant company with some people some of the time, then mazel tov to her. And she might think about not being a braying user the rest of the time.

  14. I’m not sure if this mysterious new commenter is a plant from Team Donkey or legitimately thinks this site is wronging Julia, but as someone who also was connected to her socially, let me just point out that she is a complete sociopath and is incredibly capable of getting people to take her seriously and think that she’s really the victim in the face of mass harassment. I, too, have actually had conversations with her. I fell for it for a while. I now know multiple people who she has fucked over or whose lives she’s tried to ruin. Whatever she told you about women and money or whatever was likely a lie.

    I can completely understand why you may feel like supporting her and standing up for her is a worthy cause, because I would’ve been there too and there are so many people on the internet who are legitimately harassed, but let me just underscore that she is not trustworthy and those of us here in the basement don’t want her to take advantage of you, too.

    Also, as for her pursuit of high-status men, I guarantee that’s her end game. She’ll sometimes date men without money if it gets her closer to those who do. I feel comfortable guessing that she dated men with clout inside Burning Man communities (like DJs with cute entourages that she could join) was because she ultimately wanted to get closer to wealthy tech execs who patronize Burning Man circles.

    And to whoever suggested the Kittays don’t have money… yeah, they do. Real estate $$.

    • I’ve known a woman for 25 years (I’ll call her Kay) who can be so wise and insightful and funny — legitimately so — but is also filled with rage, and is unable to maintain any friendships or relationships outside those with her kids, who are in their early twenties. The fact that women are judged by the longevity or quantity of their relationships when men rarely are is absurd and sexist; however, even in a world where the sexes were judged equally, my acquaintance’s struggle with some sort of personality disorder would be undeniable. (I can’t and won’t diagnose her, because who the hell knows, honestly.) Kay pops in and out of my life every few years, and I keep a respectful, cautious distance from her even when she’s sitting right in front of me, because that mercurial, volatile type can be triggered by any number of things. She’s not a JIML, because other than the rage, she and JA don’t have much in common, but she reminds me of JA nonetheless. Kay isn’t only capable of creating a good impression, as Julia is, she has actual good qualities, and all of them are sacrificed or subsumed if she doesn’t get her way or she’s rejected or her needs aren’t met. One can have good qualities and still not be a good person, and everyone who’s ever white-knighted for JA in these comments has come to learn that the hard way.

  15. oh HAI clueless friend of Donkey. As old timers will know, she has always, for some reason, clung to that “I’m so nice” line ; for some reason that has always been an important aspect of her public persona,. She’s truly pathologically crazy: she;s mean as fuck, that’s putting it mildly. Why not just own it?
    Do you guys remember the origin of the “drops phone” thing: when some ex apparently called her and told her how nice she was, how much he’d learned from her. She’s seriously obsessed with propgating this idea of her “so niceness”. CRAZY

    • Well, at least this “friend” (she has no real friends, we all know that) has better manners than the previous “friends”, that ended up calling us names.

      I wonder if this “friend” is the same person that edited her Wikipedia page, there is something in the style of the writing that reminded me of the medstitute-free Wikipedia page.

  16. Posters might be enlightened to Google”sociopath” and understand how charming they can be.

    This website didn’t start up because Donkey was a nice person.

    • I mean this with softness, but I have never been able to interpret all that alleged “Donkey charm” as anything other than over-the-top flattery and fawning. I know that does work on some people, but it so doesn’t on me. And I feel pretty confident to say that Donk has NEVER exhibited a single quality that *I* (me, me, me) would consider charming. As far as I can tell, she’s fucking loud, has no sense of humor, never says anything even remotely intelligent or (intentionally) funny, “modesty” or “self-deprecation” are completely foreign concepts to her, she has terrible taste in everything, and she’s fucking LOUD. All these things are pretty quick to notice (probably unlike her more sinister traits) and are huge turn-offs for me. No “love bombs” (Donkey style, no less, which means even dumber and cruder than most) can overweigh that.

      • You’ve described her to a tee. The first time I met her, I was in shock at the vulgarity, the loudness, the sickening flattery. No one could possibly fall for her shtick, I assumed. How wrong I was!

        • I feel I can make some deductions here, because I HAVE met some truly charming sociopaths. They’re usually SMART (really, how charming can a dumb-dumb hick be?) and NOT LAZY. Under the right circumstances, they really can fool people for a lifetime. If Donk had those qualities, which would translate into something approaching real and effective charm, she’d be on her second billionaire husband by now. She wouldn’t try to attract such prey by posting pics of her doing fauxga in a coobie (MY GOD).

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Yep, the former JIML manages to fool people, despite the discrepancies in her stories over time. Part of it is that she comes from a famous family (everyone here knows her father, and most of this crowd will know her mother and sister), so some famous people seem to humor her and sycophants kiss her ass.

            I also know – through her – someone I’d describe as more aggressively narcissistic than sociopathic, but still a fairly evil person who will screw over anyone to get what she wants. This one is pure white trash who married a weirdo wallet (who seems to be more the last in a line of rapidly dissipating old wealth than anything else). She had long been over-the-top crass and overtly sexual on social media (tits hanging out of too small shirts, bikinis that are a few sizes too small and highlight her gut, and constantly talking about sex), but he seems to restrain her a bit. Anyway, I remain amazed at the women who gush over her on FB – women who are what Donkey would kill to be: really wealthy and sophisticated. But they do, and the only thing I can think of is that they love having their asses kissed so much that they don’t care

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