Julia Allison Dumps Dodi For Moldy Stuffed Bear?

This fauxto is art? I don’t believe Ursula le Guin would have accepted your contribution here, Julia, nor would she countenance her argument being used as an excuse to freeload and evade “adulting.”

P.S. Donkey.

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  1. Donkey is Columbusing again.
    And what scheme juices are behind these new staged photos?

    • That’s the $64,000 question. Did Dodi dump her and she’s now making up for time lost when playing the future Mrs. Alex Marson? Is she about to debut her “secret project,” i.e., podcast?

      • Does this douchebag/these douchebags think we DON’T enjoy mocking them? If it weren’t an inconvenience to our basement overlords, I’d think this was Catlady Christmas.

        • I’ve not encountered a troll with such serious anger issues before. Just bonkers. I thought I’d stumbled into reddit.

          • Donk is probably sitting on the floor of a Whole Foods mainlining chocolate bars and weeping rn.

          • I almost delurked earlier to shout at Trollio to find reality and get a grip on it, but I didn’t want to give them more attention than they deserved. I see that you have since dropped the ban hammer on them and I can only say brava.

            I will delurk now just to say you’re doing a bangup job, Gilly. I’ve been around since Pancakes was l’homme du jour and JFA was still an active commenter and not just a term, but I dropped off at a point when the submission form started getting hinky (not the last time!), and then Dirtfest Burro just was too far off the rails for me to provide any substantive comment on. Also I completely forgot my old handle (I was once Braying Jenny and then I changed it to something vaguely like this but I can’t remember exactly) and email address. But I still visit regularly, and everyone here continues to be lovely. Also, I’ve gotten some of the best book and cosmetics recommendations ever from people here (so servicey!). So you keep up the good work, Auntie Gilly. Vive la basement.

          • I completely understand disengaging, Discount Bin. Two of my favorite RBDers left the site when Julie went full-blown woo because they found her “tribe” so repellent.

            Not sure what’s going on now, but I do sense something of a shift away from the Rainbow persona, which surely doesn’t play well with Alex Marson’s family.

          • I remember you as Braying Jenny (probably because what we have here is not a community, as we learned from our gracious guest yesterday). I seem to recall you were fun, so welcome back and feel free to 1) relax, 2) calm down, and 3) stick around.

  2. Like sacred scarpbooks said in pre post. Looks like older era.
    He gone.
    She manic. Do not let smellsberg or mental dental show you Donk, though that ilk is your best shot now and they got dough, so…

    • Yeah, she did a fauxto shoot in that white shirt in which she tried to play Judy Journalith. It was to laugh!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Was that around the time BOOK was a new toy that had yet to be discarded like a stolen Barbie?

        • It was. Judy was billing herself as author-at-large. As always, the fauxtoshoot was smoke and mirrors.

      • Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s the makeup (much better than what she typically comes up with herself), hair (ditto) and shirt we have seen before, together with boat shoes, author glasses and the typewriter standing on the floor, accompanied by a manic snarl grimace.

        • Yes. No one wanted to pay for yet another photo shoot so she hauled out the rejected photos from her “authoring on her belly on a bench” from however many years ago. I can’t understand why the photo of her hauling around that stupid bear didn’t make the first cut. Her face does not look like this anymore.

          Next: the rejected photos with her cuddling the “I think we should cuddle” pillows with the photographer’s watermark on them.

          Next next: photos of her and Devin at Burning Man with Dodi’s dumb smiling mug photoshopped on his head,

          • OMG do you remember when she posted the pic zooming on her and Avocado’s (I think it was Avocado, not Debbin?) playa crotch? Not long after he lovingly acknowledged his new girlfriend on FB? So blessed.

  3. I think she’s saying if you have a daily job (routine) you’re a dud.

    Who paid for the recent woo vacation from vacationitis.

    • That’s always been her excuse for not having a job at all or only piecemeal work.

    • That’s how I read it; she’s not happy a certain someone has work to do and is trying to show how enlightened she is.

    • Her IG followers and the folks she’s following are a weird assortment. Not fans in the ‘stans but a lot of YouTube personalities decades younger than our dusty burro. Is she hoping to become the next Logan Paul?

    • I have no idea what she’s doing on IG, but considering her Taylor Swift obsession, following teen youtubers is certainly not out of character.

  4. What the ever-loving-fuck? Work is artificial; and, a stuffed bear photoshoot for no reason is organic art?
    Did I get that right? People who truly accomplish something don’t have to announce what they’re doing. If you have to tell everyone it’s *art*, it’s not.

    If I may so bold to ask the basements help. Do either of these work for a regular program about fraud?
    Winners of the Weak or Fucking up Frauds

    • This. Artists don’t announce themselves, nor do people who are genuinely likable tell us how much we’d like them if we met in person.

      • Also, as Beaver Teeth advises, avoid the profanity in a program title. It will make you subject to criticism that could attempt to dilute the actual content.

      • Likewise, truly attractive women don’t make their perceived attractiveness, let alone their many, many, many “exes” (including men who briefly exchanged glances with them once or who are completely imaginary) the main topic of their conversation (“conversation”). People who enjoy books tend to talk about the content, ideas, style, references, relevance, context of the books they read; typically, they don’t limit their book talk to emphasizing the fact that they read many, many, many books. Etc., etc.

        • I would also wager that few people who actually enjoy reading real books and not self help slop color-code their libraries.

        • Her “many, many books” spiel is Judy at her most Trumpian. And, as Grifty notes, anyone who actually reads books of substance doesn’t color coordinate their library.

    • Using “fucking” in a podcast title causes it to be indexed as “explicit” on Stitcher and Spotify and what-not. 😉

      So I would avoid just for pragmatism’s sake.

      • All good feedback, thank you. I used to the shock part (or pissing off government official part).

  5. I suspect they’re still together but she’s having a major insecure streak and worrying things are going south, hence the manic photos, sucking in abs photo, suggestion that she’s “changed” and gotten over her past, and so on.

    • Yeah, for some reason I don’t actually think it’s over quite yet, but I do think she’s having a moment of what passes for clarity in her lizard hindbrain and freaking out.

      Could also be that he’s got a new crop of post-grads starting in his lab and she realizes he’ll be exposed to accomplished women sans giant teddy bears.

      • He’s also had to deal with her freakout over “self-esteem” issues, which we were tipped about again and again, and then Judy went on IG and verified what we’d been hearing re: another “lowest point in my life.”

        Did Marson pay for the latest woo therapy? If so, one would assume there’s some resentment over having to deal with Judy’s high maintenance issues and her excuses re: laziness.

    • I also wonder if her moving in was conditional. Like, until she was on her hooves, or that she’d have to Donkey up rent and utility money by a certain date.

      I’m getting the feeling that this “project” will only go as far as the last one where she was posing on her deck in Novato with pointy toes and wearing the therioth budineth lady glatteth. She really has no skills for entrepreneurship and should just give it up. Dodi has to realize at this point she is all smoke and mirrors and always has been.

      • > She really has no skills for entrepreneurship and should just give it up. Dodi has to realize at this point she is all smoke and mirrors and always has been.

        See… this imo was her one true calling and what could have actually been a great career path for her. She should have shown an ounce of self-awareness and used the Wire Internet-Famous cover to become a insta-fame/youtube celeb/famous for nothing career coach of sorts. She was **right there** at the helm of that new economy and would have been perfect for it, but she shot herself in the foot by thinking she was above it all. Same with how she was a talking head for Star! but always assumed she was above celebrity gossip.

        Just own and embrace what you are, Donkey… and you could use your own scheme juices to actually power you to excel at life!!

        • She also missed the window of opportunity to write the only book she was ever truly qualified to write: “Confessions of an Internet Famewhore.” She was one of the originals and it would have been a decent story, but she was in denial back then that this was even what she was doing.

          What’s funny is now she’s desperately trying to sanitize her online history and presence, yet she still has the thousands of fake Facebook followers from Asia she bought years ago. One would think this would be the first thing she’d want to expunge because it just shows how desperate she was to monetize her infamy. This number of followers she had was the main thing that earned her sponsorships and influencer benefits, and it was perpetrated on fraud. And it’s still there, in black and white, for all to see.

          • Oh, Grifty, you always give our girl the best advice. Unfortunately, she never listens.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Except that she never had sustained success as a famous-for-nothing. Grifty is right — a brutally honest, self-aware book would’ve been her one true calling

          • With a ghost writer, of course. We all know how successful she was with an actual book contract.

          • Perversely, Donk’s own redemption arc always constitutes a man rushing in and saving her, as though she suddenly has value because Mr. X is paying attention to her (for now).

          • Yes! Exactly! It was the last post she made re: Miss Advised, and the last point in the Sex and the City Ruined my Life article. “All is well in Donkeyverse now because I HAZ BOYFREND.”

          • I can’t imagine what kind of job/career she’s fit for now. She was just a flash in the pan, a novelty act. It’s like expecting the Where’s the Beef woman to go on to a career in commercials, and then parlay that into TV and movies. Julia’s tragic flaw was believing her own hype– she succeeded in getting some attention and internet fame just for showing up and being loud, but she believed that made her a “personal branding expert.” If you’ve managed to stalk/befriend people like Randi Zuckerberg, Ricky Van Veen, Dave Karp, the Morins, etc., and you STILL can’t turn that into job opportunities– neigh, they won’t even touch you with a 10-foot pole– get a clue and stop pretending you’re part of Silicon Valley or “tech” or social media.

            Perhaps the best bet is to start from scratch (pushing 40) and go back to school or getting training for… who knows what. With all the OMG healing retreats and summits and masterminds these woos attend, you’d think that someone would have asked her the basic questions, “What do you want to do with your life?” and then “How are you going to get there?”

            Yes, troll, I do feel weird picking apart a stranger, but jeez, it’s hard to watch someone be so delusional without a reality check.

          • Her perfect job would be a wedding planner. She makes lists. She loves weddings. She bossy.

            Downside would be her constant upstaging of the bride.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Her self-wedding in her granny panties at Burning Man was supposed to be her rom-com ending, with a man – either one of her exes or someone new – rushing in to marry her for realz.

            She was stalking Zuckerberg and all those other wealthy tech types not because she wanted to work for/with them, but because she wanted to be Mrs. Wealthy Tech Dude.

            I still think she might’ve made it as a reality star/famous-for-being-famous type if she’d been willing to embrace that she’s the archetype of a pro wrestling heel. Most people would love to hate her, but she always wanted to be the one who men wanted and women wanted to be like.

  6. As if Julia’s overly gendered brain has ever read any of le Guin’s work. Science fiction is for boys, yuck!

    • I don’t believe she’s read a work of fiction in years, and le Guin seems totally out of the realm of possibilities if she did.

      • She has no idea who Ursula K Le Guin was, or what she wrote. She probably gets science fiction confused with Scientology.

        She just saw that (perhaps fake) quote about how work sucks and it felt like a validation to her supreme uselessness and terminal laziness, so she reposted it.

      • substitute “i” or “me” for “we” or “we’ve”, and the reason why the quote resonates with her becomes blindingly obvious.

  7. Oh. My. … broke-as-a-joke Donkers Without Boarders has been reduced to recycling ancient fauxto-shoots? That certainly does not bode well for “the masculine always pays“ DadBod-in-law reprieve Dad$er was hoping for & Donkers was seemingly settling for…

    Cue the “Mah career comes first!“ BFFs4EVAH-but-uncoupling break-up post in 3… 2… 1…

    Poor ol’ Donklorette. Said no one ever, save the recently-evicted troll(s).

    • Oh nooo! No money and no financial leverage for new photoshoots! It must be driving her crazy. Photoshoots were her crack, her chief solution for a stat infusion of self esteem. Like she said in a diary entry years ago, she loves having people look at her all dressed up. What’s the plan now? Nobody’s paying for that and nobody’s buying it!

      • Even if she’s not about to launch a “secret project,” these manic IG bursts indicate a gap needing to be filled. Has Dodi has stopped validating her on an hourly basis?

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Her fauxto shoots were almost entirely “in trade” — free photos for the massive publicity she could give the struggling noob fauxtographer. Now she doesn’t even have the juice to do that

  8. Why doesn’t the bear have eyes? Also, you have to wonder what Sugar Dodi thinks about her “working is for suckers” stuff.

    • She probably gave him a copy of Ferrett’s Four Hour Work Week so he could outsource his CRISPR work to taskrabbits, and then the two of them could fly around the world and take pictures of themselves in pretty outfits in pretty places. Like real successful people do.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      You think he actually looks at her social media bullshit???

      • Yeah, like my research scientist BFF, it’s doubtful Marson has time to look at Judy’s internet vomit. But he and his family have surely caught on to Julia’s lack of a work ethic and her assumption that the masculine always pays. I guarantee this setup is being eyed with suspicion by his parents and sister.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          He may have an idea about her, but I guarantee he does not know the depths of her mental pathologies

          • He will. They all do eventually.

            Yoo Hoo, Rain! Did you enjoy my 40th text of the day? I know you dumped me for the last time over six months ago, but we’re still in each other’s lives as friends, as I just told you father, though we’ve never met.

      • I was being sarcastic.

        Dodi met her, what, ten years ago at that NY party? She had a job then and was sought after as a novelty. I bet he didn’t keep up with what she wasn’t doing in the meantime, and I can also bet that Donkey was less than forthcoming about her current employment status when they reconnected. So now I would think he might very well be baffled by her inertia and lack of personal direction and is realizing there’s no “there” there.

        • Waiting for Donk To Go

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            As I’ve learned by watching a gold-digger from a distance, some people want to be fooled. They like being flattered, looked up to.

            As for financing her existence, it seems Dad$er$ supports her, at least to a certain basic point. Beyond that, she scams, schemes, and bullshits. Like that fake socialite, Anna Sorokin

    • This is just moments before eviscerated the bear to create a comfy blanket for “This Man 17.5”: Devin post-IT expert, post-wrist model, post-healing chef, post-kept travel partner…Devin Stetler, sex god!

    • Why the bear has no eyes?

      Well, if you were trapped in an apartment with the Donkey for years and years, wouldn’t you poke your eyes out too?

    • Nail on head. I couldn’t put my finger on what was so sinister about the picture (other than the usual), and this is exactly it.

      • You can even see the knife handle. Nice job, Wendy Yalom, purveyor of eminently clichéd photos, in keeping the bear stand out of the image, or even retouching it out. Surprised the bear isn’t holding a coffee mug or straightening its tie.

  9. Great, I wander off for 3 days and miss all the action. Can someone do this RBD old timer a solid and fill me in about this recent troll? What was that all about?

  10. OT: Jena la Flamme, who’s posting about “pussy witchcraft” and anti-Israel screeds, as well as battling an acne flareup, has just declared herself Queen of the Nile.

    The tale of the “wise friend” is right up there with Frat Boy and Homeless Face Puncher, as well as the “Drag Queen” who couldn’t resist telling Jena how gorgeous she was on the night of that near-fatal fender bender.

    • Queen of Denial, more like.

      Also, sweet cultural appropriation, you sovereign being, you.

      Gilly and Grifty and anyone else who has been steering this ship over the last few days, many many ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. In CUNTBunnies!’s holy name we pray, amen.

    • At least she seems to have one true friend that told her she was in denial about the demise of her relationship with The Good Looking One, instead of the usual “you are so powerful” “I am inspired by you” woo BS.

      That is one more true friend than the Donkey will ever have.

      Even if she did Woo style, with a long winded facebook post and a culturally-appropiating fauxtoshoot, good for her.

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