Updated, Now With Lesbian Love: Neon Donkey

Whew! We’d heard Judy was at an all-time low and didn’t know how she’d attempt to get rid of the funk. No new hair don’t, but she is apparently on another vacation from vacation-itis, this time in Calistoga. Because no one works harder and deserves hot springs & mud baths more than our burro.

Update: Donk posted more fauxtos of vacations from vacation-itis:

June 2019 – my first time in Eze, France. ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—

Is that a third arm growing? And where is THIS MAN!!?

Where didn’t Julia “Broke as a Joke” Allison go during the months of June and July?

111 COMMENTS

  1. Lol interesting that Jordo is really getting back in there with the likes over the last month or two… *sisters!!!!*

    • Judy taught Jordo everything she knows, namely narcissism, histrionics, and shilling. SO PROUD!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        And stalking. Don’t forget stalking!

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      You think Jordo forgave her for breaking into her apartment and stealing her wedding tiara?

      • And posting that Jordo stole 40k from Donk when nothing could be further from the truth?

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Jordo deserves everything she gets from hitching her wagon to Donkey

    • Did you sign up on the spreadsheet to help out and take care of Pigeon for a few hours, Grifty? Well, did you?!

    • lol there is zero chance Noodles would gift a tony mud bath retreat. That actually would take real money, not woo exchange.

  2. How did she find time in her busy schedule to play around with Snapchat filters?

    Tho adult!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Do you have a publicly posted spreadsheet to arrange her playdates???

        • Of course. I also have a spreadsheet for friends who want to visit with my dear little Macaw while I go hiking or make pottery or spend a day in the sun. When would you like to babysit, Wolf?

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            I’m not Wolf, but I’ll take the middle of the night tonight!

        • My God, what have I done?! What banal horrors will Donkey teach my kid?

  3. Says July 4th, she added that cause never reads here. She’s pissing to mark something….

    • We’re not sure. She’s supposedly in the dumps of dumpsters and loves to talk and talk and talk about herself to anyone who will listen, but no word as to where Dodi fits into any of this. Maybe he’s busy in his lab and can’t validate our burro fifty times per day?

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Sounds like he’s gradually edging her out of his life.

        Do we know for sure if she’s still shacking up with him?

        • there was a med conference in nice, earlier in june, so maybe they went together.

          all that way though, and not visit monaco? it’s just around the corner.

        • I’m assuming they’re still together. Who else would be paying for these endless jaunts? I doubt Donkey’s generated any real income since she stopped AirBNB’ing the shithole she shared with Rain.

          • I think she is a +1 on Dodi’s professional trips.

            I mean, it’s not like she has a job, or a career, or a family, or friends, or a dog.

          • I don’t know if it’s just me, but it seems weird to me that Judy would not post any fauxtos of her with This Man if he were around. Not impossible, though, considering he might be normal enough not to want to pose for fauxtos all. the. time.

            Also, I take it it IS just me, who knows nothing about these things, to whom the pic with the chandelier looks super fake, as in, Judy cut out of another pic and superimposed over the background. The light, the bouquets, it all seems strange AF to me. I’m not saying it is fake, though, because 1) I know nothing about these things and 2) there are catladies who know a lot about them and apparently they don’t have the same impression. And 3) WHY FUCK, but seeing who we’re dealing with, that is neithere here nor there

          • it does look like she’s a cardboard cutout in this photo(!), but she’s reflected in the parquet floor. while i know of people skilled in the fauxtochop able to do this, her skills aren’t up to the same level.

            note also the person giving her side-eye, reflected in the mirror at the rear – behind her right shoulder, stage left.

          • She’s probably trying to OBO him. Classic Julia: when she finally gets what she wants (the successful man, the +1 lifestyle or travel and leisure, the rent-free SF digs), she starts to think that she’s hot shit and can’t resist trying to trade up.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            I agree with Helena, that it’s weird how THIS MAN hasn’t been in any recent fauxtos. Then again, if he were normal enough to not want to be in her fauxtos, he’d be normal enough to not let her shack up with him. Either the guy is fine with the batshit insane, tacky, loud, graspy loon she is, or he’s not.

          • I think This Man is with her, but he is busy working.

            Business trips are not vacations, if they fly you to France business class, they expect you to attend a ton of meetings, do presentations, drump up business, do fundraising yada yada yada.

            While he does all that, the Donkey clomps around luxury hotels harassing the staff to take the perfect picture of her looking ladylike and beautiful (Ha!).

          • How pathetic she must feel to tag along like some late-1950s housewife while Hubby works at his actual career. Does he give her spending money for the day?

          • Yeah, you’re probably right, Wolf (and melting marionette about the pic).

            Re: tagging along, it must be extra fun because unlike an average late-1950s housewife (or unlike the vast majority of people regardless of historical period), Judy is not able to think of any way of spending interesting time in a foreign country other than taking pictures of herself.

    • IKR? I saw it and thought, she WANTS to look like this? Why?

      And the nose ring seems incongruent with her new lifestyle. Maybe she’s waxing nostalgic because she’s not going to Burning Man this year? I do wonder if she’s going and if she’s managed to convince Dodi to tag along.

      • She lives for BM and has sponsored several asshats over the years, including Ryan Allis. I cannot imagine she’s sitting this year out.

    • I think it’s a fake nose ring. I have a few babysitters that are in the 18-24 range and they all got theirs from Amazon. Looks exactly like this.

  4. That third arm also looks like a toddler-size doll leg flying through the air, and it’s giving me the laughs.

  5. She was in London in early July (dopey red box picture), in รˆze in June (growing a leg from her shoulder), with no sign of Sugar Dodi–was she with her mother, getting tips on closing the deal? Anyway, top photo: looks like she misses her tribe and is maybe waiting for it to Rain.

    • She looks good in the Eze pics, but is wearing a dress that a 14 year old should be wearing instead.

      • I think I had that dress for Barbie. Also, of all the things to use as a backdrop in France, thatโ€™s a pretty tacky lookinโ€™ place. Grand Prospect Hall vibes.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I like to think Grand Prospect Hall knows its place in kitsch, whereas Leonard’s of Great Neck (where I was forced to go a couple of times) does not have that self-awareness. Sort of like Donkey believing she’s upper class

  6. Now Myka Duran Duran who is definitely not with that arrogant carbon jet setter is in the IG, Was donk released from somewhere? Manic IG posts

      • That Rob Schuman (?) Myka was around, he gone like Swiss Miss, but richer. Pictures of him all over, looking for tinier cuter youngers probs.

      • Rob is definitely gone with the wind, though I’m not sure exactly how long he and Electric Myka have been kaput. A credible tipster sent intel re: Myka on a dating site. She claims to have recently “ended a long relationship, a beautiful, temporary love story.”

  7. HHHm, so she is still signalling she likes the tree and the bush. Maybe Insane Swain can take her and Jena in and live social media ever after.

  8. Haha, the stookie behind Judy and Myra in that last pic is sporting Skankatron feathers. Thuch Goddetheth, all three.

    • And a rose in her cooch!

      I think Dodi should worry about the Donkey posing next to a fertility goddess.

      • Iโ€™m wondering if Dodi took the fauxto. With Rob out of the picture, maybe theyโ€™re playing mรฉnage a donk?

      • I saw that and thought she must be sending a subliminal message, maybe sheโ€™s been hinting to dadbod that sheโ€™s pregnant and pretending to hope not even though it might be her only chance of hooking him? Or something.

    • Rob supposedly dumped her some time ago, though Myka is telling folks that she did the dumping. Maybe she can do another lipdub video in front of her apartment complex and enlighten us.

  9. I’m feeling charitable. She looks decent in the pink dress photos.
    There, I can officially say I gave at the office (basement) for the rest of the year.

    • I agree. I think Julia is pretty, too bad there is so much ugly on the inside.

    • At least it isn’t a Yandy outfit. It’s still a junior dept. dress at best though. But I don’t know why I would expect Donkey to all of a sudden develop any fashion sense.

      • Clarity:
        It’s not plastic
        Fits reasonably well
        No high-heeled tennis shoe to avoid hemming
        Decent, not pretty

  10. Still with the fucking wide stance!

    I really don’t get how Jordan is friends with Donkey after Donk (1) stole her wedding tiara (as Jordan tells it) and (2) told anyone who’d listen that Jordan stole $40,000 from her. Even if they got to a place of being cordial, publicly praising Donk’s expressions of regression is a bit much. What does Jordan need from her now?

    • So far it seems like it’s only likes on FB, there is no indication that they have had any real life interaction since Jordan left NS. I could see Jordan trying to get some inroads with the woos, she’s at the age where Goop type shit starts to look attractive to bored, well to do white women and Jordan has a better look to sell that nonsense than Donk. Lifestyle isn’t working for Jordo, a pivot into the Malibu woo set might net her some actual $$$.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        That’s pretty much the only explanation that makes any sense. Then again, with this crowd, who knows

  11. The honeymoon is over and Donks is SO not feeling the Doctor any more IMO. After all, what is the use of all those +1 overseas trips when he’s working all the time, his smart friends look down on her, she can’t clomp and brag/bray all over social media like before, and she doesn’t have the intellectual curiosity or independence to explore these places on her own?

    That stupid filter photo is very telling. Burning Man is around the corner and if she doesn’t go stag this year in a last-ditch effort to bag another dirty Woo masculine, I’ll eat a plastic tiara and polyester negligee.

    • He dragged her to a NYC wedding a few months back for a friend who’s a well-respected museum curator and has published several pieces in art and cultural journals. I cannot imagine the call-me-rainbow-because-i’m-a-catalyst-for-love routine went over well with this crowd.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Wasn’t that the one where she was dressed totally wrong for the occasion? Like a cheap, faux designer frocke and her typical tacky shoes that fool nobody?

        • With softness, saying “the one where she was dressed totally wrong for the occasion,” or even “the one where she was dressed totally wrong” is no way to identify a Donkey event. Wink emoticon.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            OK, fair enough. Then the one where people were wearing real couture, and she likely stood out in her cheapo knockoffs?

      • She posted another NYC pic. “New York, 2019” vacation from vacationitis-you can’t be the only one to type it and it is so apt. more travel in the last year than me in a decade!

        Scheme juices must be flowing! To what end?

        • That’s the firehouse on N Moore, close to the WSJ conference where Sugar Dodi spoke. “Tee hee! I’m wearing red pants standing in front of a red door! I’m a genius!”

          • If she’s posting photos from all over the world and THIS MAN! isn’t in any of them, I wonder if she’s trying to attract the attention of some guy who’s a particularly worldly/frequent traveler.

          • Yeah I’m getting the sense she’s ready to OBO, or possibly has been given a certain number of weeks to vacate the Dodi-plex. Of course, if so, he’ll have to buy the boxes and tape ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Dr. Scientist is well-educated, well-regarded, comes from some money, and has a job where he travels the world. She should be locking that down fast. If she’s OBOing him, she must be chasing an actual billionaire.

  12. Itโ€™s been a long time since Iโ€™ve commented here or kept up with the Donk show, but the flurry of Instagram activity suggests scheme juices are flowing. I was bored with WooJulia. Itโ€™s good to be back.

    • We’re not out of the woo swamp yet and I fear she runs back to them with arms outstretched when Dodi dumps her and he will.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      At least she seems to have moved past the point-a-finger-to-her-face while looking surprised stage…

      • I love Pointy Donk! “Fingernails and Erudition” is my favorite RBD category.

  13. Donk added a new photo to her IG re her travels this summer. That’s a few in one day. I wonder if she intends on making some deletions from her page (and her life) and needed to get those photos in before doing so. What was the point of traveling to London or NYC or if you have to delete the photos when you break up?

    There’s always the possibility that Donk doesn’t want to draw attention to her relationship, the fact that her life revolves around a man or men in general, or she specifically does not want people commenting on Sugar-Dodi. But I think her need to show that she’s got a man would rise above the other reasons and if all was well and there were any doubters she’d want to eliminate that doubt. Prediction: a break up is coming.

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