Donk’s obsession with talking about herself, as well as her inability to follow through on anything, has sent another “sister” to RBD.
Sister Spill is soooo tired of our burro’s broken record and the constant need for validation. Donkey claims to have been celibate for eight months during her “healing journey” in Bali. However, according to our credible source, there were definitely breaks, all of which were motivated by the mania Donk experiences when receiving attention from a masculine. Don’t forget, Judy was still steaming mad at Chad Phutureprimitive for ignoring her, and she wanted ghosting to be illegal!
Sr. Spill also cried BS on Judy coming out as bisexual, the fourth source to do so, not including alleged lovah Myka McLaughlin, who strongly denied any sexual involvement with A Donkey. In addition, NO ONE seems to have met the “beautiful entrepreneur also jilted by New York” who Julia claims to have dated, which is odd since she brays such involvements to any sister willing to listen to her rattle on.
In addition, our source indicated that either directly before or right after Reasonable Man, Donk rushed headlong into a shaky romantic alliance with a businessman who was embroiled in legal troubles. They’d only hooked up twice, yet she went with Unreasonable Man on a tropical getaway.
Things didn’t go well under the palm trees. Unreasonable Man was preoccupied with business concerns and not emotionally available for a braying burro in need of constant validation. Still, Donk blithered on and on to anyone who would listen about her new love and their “strong sense of connection.”
Ultimately, this “relationship” lasted less than one month and ended messily. High Maintenance Mama then glommed onto either Reasonable Man or Alex Marson, once again claiming to have experienced an “instant connection.”
We’re hearing rumors that at least one Marson is reading RBD. Let’s hope any concerned relative sees this post.