When we last checked in with Jordo, she was bawling for the ages because her latest suitor, Jason Ziemianski, a shady character who built a network for Gen Z females and did a Tedx talk about the secret to staying married while being unemployed and separated from his wife, had broken up with the needy one and told her he was getting back with the missus.
It turned out Jason was lying, probably just to get the hell away from a stage 5 clinger. Jordan has had time to process more thoughts about this EPIC betrayal:
He and I have been speaking the last couple of days, and spent a few minutes talking in person yesterday. He has read this post, of course. And I have been explaining in no uncertain terms exactly how and why the way he treated me was an unacceptable way to treat another human being, and exactly how and why what he did amounted to – and I don’t use this word lightly – brutality. I wouldn’t say I feel better, but being heard: it does help.
Brutality? Sweet Jesus, this insufferable woman got dumped again – BFD – she isn’t a Holocaust survivor.
Not to worry, Jordo spent the weekend in Lake Tahoe with her blond besties and seems to be on the road to recovery. But where is our friend Franchesca?
Update: Though Jordan Reid has been brutalized and destroyed, she’s still managed to find time to shill Red Baron Pizza. What a trouper!