Updated: Jordan Reid Endures Unspeakable “Brutality,” Spends The Weekend Recovering In Tahoe

The face of pure evil?

When we last checked in with Jordo, she was bawling for the ages because her latest suitor, Jason Ziemianski, a shady character who built a network for Gen Z females and did a Tedx talk about the secret to staying married while being unemployed and separated from his wife, had broken up with the needy one and told her he was getting back with the missus.

It turned out Jason was lying, probably just to get the hell away from a stage 5 clinger. Jordan has had time to process more thoughts about this EPIC betrayal:

He and I have been speaking the last couple of days, and spent a few minutes talking in person yesterday. He has read this post, of course. And I have been explaining in no uncertain terms exactly how and why the way he treated me was an unacceptable way to treat another human being, and exactly how and why what he did amounted to – and I don’t use this word lightly – brutality. I wouldn’t say I feel better, but being heard: it does help.

Brutality? Sweet Jesus, this insufferable woman got dumped again – BFD – she isn’t a Holocaust survivor.

Not to worry, Jordo spent the weekend in Lake Tahoe with her blond besties and seems to be on the road to recovery. But where is our friend Franchesca?

Update: Though Jordan Reid has been brutalized and destroyed, she’s still managed to find time to shill Red Baron Pizza. What a trouper!


  1. White blonde women using the term ‘tribe’. Sure, go right ahead with that. I know the woos are all about that so I shouldn’t be surprised to see it trickle down to the Basic Bettys.

        • Welcome, Jordan! I know your experience at Camp Mystic will be as transformative for you as it was for me! Drink up!

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      I thought many (most?) of the woos are actually quite basic

  2. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    He must be THRILLED that he decided to talk to her again. If he’d even entertained passing doubts about dumping her, this had to have sealed it for him.

    Brutal? Fuck her. So far, she’s had what appears to be a charmed life – other than the relationship disasters that are almost certainly her fault.

    This basic bitch could not handle real hardship. Like losing your mother at a young age, narrowly surviving one of the biggest terror attacks, and beating with cancer. Fuck her. Any pity I had for her is long gone.

    • “And I don’t use this word lightly.” God only knows what word she’d have used if she were genuinely brutalized. What an asshole!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Someone that narcissistic never should have had children. They’re already screwed for life

    • She reminds me of the type of person, who my best friend in college (a dude), would put in his phone as DON’T ANSWER. Granted he usually did something horrific he didn’t want to be accountable for and the girl was also bat shit-not mutually exclusive.

  3. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    Beating cancer, not beating with cancer. jfc

  4. Rape, domestic violence, murder attempts etc are brutality. On behalf of all of those who went through it, kindly shut your fucking stupid ass pie hole Jordo.

    • Yep. This might be the most offensive thing she’s written. How is it possible to be this clueless?

    • The lack of perspective is truly offensive — especially with readers on her Instagram asking if her parents were okay, and others speculating that she might be losing child custody. What on earth would this woman do if, heaven forbid, she faced a real crisis or loss?

  5. You guys, Jordan isn’t the only one with impressive acting skills! Who knew Franchesca acted as well? Please note, this is only a trailer, they didn’t make the film. Oh, and it appears the person who posted it originally, did not credit Franchesca (AKA Sabine!) and her method acting self, she writes in the comments: “sabineandtheredlotus
    No tag?? Lol💋 😂”

    • “We never finished the movie but we made one helluva trailer.”

      Uh, no. The trailer looks like High School Film Class 101.

    • jordan’s semi lesbian anti lover looks a lot different there than the fauxtos. mmmm

  6. Uh, I just saw Ziemianski’s IG page. It’s much more disturbing than his disturbing FB page.

    Personal to Jordo: Do you even bother to goggle these clowns after you meet them online?

    • Gilly, I saw his page too and noticed Jordo was liking his pics when she was still with Replacement Kenny (the realtor). This began @ the tail end of the Palm Springs weekend @ the Saved By The Bell Hotel when she was prancing around in Malibu Kenny’s teenage son’s jacket. So. Was she cruising a dating app while also having the loveliest weekend ever? Once again, part of the reason why we don’t have the full story with her (again) is because she (again) omits all the parts where she doesn’t want to be accountable for her choices. Notice she never directly addressed how long she was with the Z man. Those questions were met with “It doesn’t matter bc my feelings were so real!”

      I suspected (also via Instagram evidence lol) there was overlap with Kenny and Malibu Kenny, and now it looks like there was overlap with Malibu Kenny and the Z Man. Being blindsided by a narcissist sucks, but part of her freakout is about her OBO’ing her life and her family for something that wasn’t working out, then OBO’ing *that* for something else that didn’t work out.

      She needs to get actual help. And in the short term, she needs to read a book or two about narcissists and turn into a little gray rock until he finds a new victim. But she is such an attention fiend and she does not know what love is (and what love isn’t); this will not end well.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        She’s a massive narcissist, too

    • Wow, that guy just radiates assholeness. If this is who she’s choosing to fall in love with, her picker is broken.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Keep in mind that we’re getting only her side of what happened. And I think it’s long been established that she tells only what makes her look good and/or like a victim

        • Nah, watch his Tedx talk. He clearly (well, ramblingly) lays out that he’s a supreme asshole. Birds of a feather.

          His website is also helpful if you ever need an emetic.

          • Three minutes of that TEDx talk and I was hoping never to run into the guy in public. Surely Jordan saw this deal breaker before throwing herself into a whirlwind romance?

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Ted talks are like really strong sleeping pills for me. And just because he’s an asshole who needs a warning sign on him doesn’t mean that she isn’t also an asshole who needs to wear a warning sign.

            Men should goggle Jordo before sticking it in her

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        I mean, I’m sure the guy is an asshole, but so is she.

        • Yes, they both deserve each other. I’m amazed that a mommy blogger/Instagram “influencer” who makes her living pimping out her kids and shilling frozen pizza on the internet wouldn’t have taken one look at this creep’s IG page and run for the hills. Wouldn’t being associated with such a mouthbreather put her brand at risk?

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Also known as a mirror

    • Dear Greg. I, a total stranger, have now seen his toddlers naked. I have seen his son’s penis. WHY do people do this? Do they really need so much validation of their personal family photos that they’d post them to the world?

      I suppose he’d say, “It’s natural!” and that I am a prude who has issues with nudity.

      Thank puff that my parents could hardly operate a 1970s Kodak Instamatic.

      • A few years back I put up what I thought were some very funny photos of Julia performing with someone’s little girl at the beach. An RBDer had a fit, told me to take the pics down immediately because pedos patrol the internet for such images. I countered that she was just a kid and wearing a one-piece bathing suit, for goodness sake. The RBDer, who was not being hostile towards me, did write that I was being very naive. Jacy or I edited the kid out of the photos. I flashed on this moment when on Jason’s IG page.

      • Did it show his actual penis? Photos like that are collected all over the internet and put together and sold to pedos by the pic. IG deleted my friend’s bathtub photos of her kid’s naked butt, which she only posted because it was cute-funny, if that makes sense. But I get it that pedos get those photos and sell them to other pedos and they stay forever in the cycle of abuse online.

        • Yep. There are lots of side-nakey and rear-view nakey, and one vid with full frontal (I think it was in a mini pool*… not going to look again.)
          *Blanking out on what you call little plastic pools for kids… toy pools?”

      • It looks like Kenny Z, who never reads here either, has made his IG account private.

        Good news for the kidz.

        • Good news for God-fearing people everywhere!

          I’ll bet he regrets getting involved with Jordo way more than she truly regrets getting involved with him.

  7. So after all the “brutality”, she went back to the guy to give him a scolding?

    Or was the post bait to make him call her, hoping he will see the error of his ways?

    I am SOOOOO dying to know his side of the story.

    • Jordan initially indicated she wanted to get back together with him! One can only surmise that she really loves playing the victim because she brought a lot of this on herself. One assumes she knows how to google and it takes 30 seconds to find many of Jason’s red flags.

      • His career trajectory is odd. From startups to going back to school in his 40s to study how to be a marriage and family counselor? Maybe a coaching grift is in the plans.

        • He got that MA from a shady online for-profit school. Such a quality guy!

  8. Well, everyone, she seems to be fine. She’s back to blogging boring recipes…this time, wait for it- “transcendent” lasagna…secret ingredient? Cheddar cheese!

    • Transcendent? A woo transformation is just around the corner. Jordo has a yen for musicians, and I hear Swiss Mister is free.

  9. I’d like to call the procession Kenny, Malibu Kenny, and Kenny Z, if that’s acceptable.

  10. She thinks SHE has problems? Jena is having to make herself food AND turn on her own music now that her “husband” has flown the coop. Read her latest post for all the tragic details, along with a little timeline of their sexual encounters. Oy vey.

    If this was a TV show (“Desperate Housewives of Burning Man”?) you wouldn’t have to make a single thing up.

    • The day the music died wasn’t when we lost Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and “The Big Bopper” in a plane crash. No, it occurred when Swiss Mister left for Europe.

      An area of my life where I’m feeling loss after the end of my marriage is MUSIC.

      Music was always there as the backbone of our love story. The evening after my ex-husband and I first made love at a festival in Denmark, our camp hosted a party. All night the music was incredible. First African tracks, followed by an African dance show in which he played the djembe like a King, and I flirted and danced my ass off like an African Queen.

      Then the night progressed into all kinds of radically groovy dance music that had the crowd bumpin’ and grindin’ all night. The music made the mood–joy, tribal empowerment, and pure celebration. I couldn’t figure out who the DJ was until the end of the night…it was him. In a DJ booth hidden from sight, he’d single handedly DJed the whole party.

      At the end of the party, the music became acoustic, with guitars, drums and rattles, and medicine songs sung in harmony. Pure bliss! What an all-rounder musician he is. I was impressed.

      Fast forward a couple of months, he came to Burning Man, and I saw him DJing the best set I’d heard all week from an art car at dawn. Dressed in blue, he was tall, gorgeous and iconic, controlling the whole party from his DJ controller. We kissed on the art car and I my heart skipped a beat.

      A year later we fell deeply in love and he moved to New York. It was like living in a musical cloud nine everyday! I’d joke that I would have married him just for his playlists…they were that good.

      Sometimes, walking into the kitchen would be like walking into a world bass music dance party. All I could do was dance. It was so energizing and fun. “Radically groovy” was his musical tagline, and he delivered with so much variety. He’d play Andean electronic music that stirred by spirit and got my hips bumping. He’d play Bob Marley, and sing like he wrote the lyrics himself. He’d play jazzy, soulful, lyrical grooves that made me appreciate the universal all the more. He’d play Native American flutes or ceremonial medicine songs. It was non-stop, diverse musical action.

      Every day, I’d feel transported into another realm by his music, like I was in an epic movie with the most gorgeous score.

      The shadow side, was when he was left, back to Europe, it felt like the song as says “the day the music died.” I would be plunged into silence. I’d walk into the silent kitchen, and the absence of music would remind my heart of his absence. I’d get caught in a web of thoughts of missing him and even forget to put music on.

      Since it’s now over with him, I now I choose to claim the part of myself that’s capable of providing myself amazing music all the time. He’s gifted me many songs, and he taught me to DJ. I can sing. I can play musical instruments. I can find new music.

      Now it’s my time to bring the music to my life.

        • I used to shop at the Tower in Piccadilly back in the day. insert weepy emoticon here

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            I used to the love the big one on 4th Street. Now, it’s a cutrate gym

          • That was my Tower! And then cheesecake at the Astor Riviera afterwards.

          • Ha! I used to do my record-shopping at the Piccadilly store in the ’90s.

            Then I moved to the East Village (“the coolest place on earth”, allegedly), two blocks East of the Broadway & 4th store.

            The gossip rags were all over that bldg when Britney Spears’ bought an apartment there. She sold it a few years later and, as you would expect, the decor was hideous.

            I go back to E 4th sometimes, the only things that survived on my old block are the Laundromat and the gay bar (The Boiler Room).

      • So basically, she married Pan, and was confused when, Pan-like, he acted like Pan and followed his own muse. Protip: don’t marry Pan.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          She should come with a huge warning tattooed on her fivehead. With a skull and crossbones

  11. What is the relative position of Red Baron Pizza to Velveeta Cheesy Skillets on the shameful shill continuum?

    • I wouldn’t shill for Red Baron, but frozen pizza is frozen pizza, and Jordo doesn’t claim to be vegan or celiac, or bray that junk food and the people who eat it are evil.

      Donk, on the other hoof, is a lazy hypocrite who wants to be seen as a health food nut who abhors processed food and the evil corporations who manufacture it, but is perfectly happy to shill for them for money.

      • Had Donk started braying about the horrors of eating meat and sugar when she was shilling Cheesy Skillets? There might be some overlap but not much.

        As for Jordo, exploiting her kids in PAID ads is not cool and may come back to bite her on her scrawny ass.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I hope Kendrick uses it against her

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      I don’t know anything about Red Baron, but Velveeta is very downmarket and not all what the social climbing wants to project

    • Oh my God, what an exhibitionist! Jordan just told us how she did cocaine all the time in her twenties. Now she’s talking about our friend Franchesca.

      Talking about Kenny Z: She’s on her little love island and doesn’t care what anybody thinks!!
      I’m reminded of that scene in HEATHERS, in which Wynona Ryder sees Shannon Dougherty on TV again, “My God, which station didn’t you go to, Heather?!”

      Kendrick should fucking hate her.

    • I listened to some of it but it was just so much hookie dookie bullshit.

      I notice she never made the connection that he dumped her right after she posted a pic of him with her and declared her undying love. These narcissists never learn that these people they date are not personal trophies or objects. She and Donkey have been on the same misguided page since day one.

      • I got through 10 minutes of the lighthearted, boring banter. Brutality, my ass. This exhibitionist would exploit cleaning her toilet bowl for IG views.

    • I’ve been married too long. I had to look up Bumble. Looks like Kenny was as devastated as Jordo over the breakup. Whoever ends up up with these two clowns deserves what they get.

    • Jordacted is bravely soldiering on, shilling Rick Santorum supportin’ Urban Outfitters, but private schooling and doing somersaults on the beach in Malibu don’t come cheap.

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