Our catalyst for love writes:
As some of you know, I dabble in matchmaking (as a delightful hobby), the fruits of which have resulted in at least 2 marriages, several relationships and a truly impressive number of dates and hookups (hey, don’t judge. Not everything is meant to result in a lifelong union).
In other words, if you’re single and would like to meet someone, message me and let me know what (you think) you’re looking for!
Yes, this *is* my idea of a good time.
Paging Jena and Jordan!
But seriously, she has the time to dabble in this nonsense and with no endgame? Is “Julia Allison, Matchmaker” the secret project that our burro has been crowdsourcing? Is she planning on doing a podcast about dating? Because NO ONE has ever done that before.
Whatever scheme juices are brewing, the excitement is off the charts!