Why’d Ya Do It, Jimmy?

Donk’s Wikipedia page has been scrubbed clean, even of relevant coverage bearing a solid citation. The Medistute is no longer. Hell, even the “Sex and The City” ruined my life folly that blew up the internet is no more.

Jimmy Wales has a history of kowtowing to A Donkey. Gawker writes in 2008:

We now know the kind of woman Jimmy Wales goes for: brunettes who appear on Fox News and have conveniently troubled Wikipedia entries. In January, the founder of the world’s greatest online list of unusually shaped vegetables was courting Canadian controversialist Rachel Marsden with sex-fantasy-laden IM chats. But at the same time, Wales was also playing the gallant on Star editor-at-large and former Fox News late-night pundit Julia Allison’s Wikipedia page.

At issue was the photo used on Allison’s page, which she deemed unflattering. “I have contacted her to ask for a photo, so we should have that sorted pretty soon,” he wrote in January. All business, of course; why would Wales have any personal interest in sorting through photos of Allison? But let’s say he was hoping to win Allison’s affections too, in exchange for his services on Wikipedia. This at the same time as he wooed Marsden? If so, one can only gawp admiringly at Wales’s ability to multitask.

JP writes of Jimmy doing Donk’s bidding in 2011 (it’s very funny): https://rebloggingdonk.com/2011/03/06/julia-allisons-tits-apparently-still-work/

Scandalous! So, what went down in 2019?

Mrs. Karras will see us out:

Why you did this to me, Dimmy?

47 COMMENTS

  1. Parse through the Wikipedia edits history page for Donk’s brilliant analysis on why edits were required, including: slut-shaming (actually the Medstitute label was more status shaming or husband-tramping shaming); defamation (yet all info mostly came from sourced material); promotion of this site (because I guess people get paid here for clicks, right?); and the list goes on. This site was also called dox? That’s just made bull shit from this bitch donk.

    Oh she’s gonna land a Dr Alex Marson this year! She’s on the prawl for the good doctor she’s been attempting to land since she schemed one of her first jobs in the medical school library at Georgetown.

  2. the last category on her wiki page cracks me up: “21st-century american non-fiction writers”

    ummmm – nope.

  3. that’s still hilarious
    wonder how she explains the yuge gap from 2010 to 2019
    oh who am I kidding; as if she’s ever applied for a real job in her life!
    she’s doggie-paddling for “Kept Wife of Dr” job now

      • Rachel Marsden came on RBNS? I know that Rachel Sklar was in here and pretty nutso, but I knew not of a second Rachel.

        • JFAing here to add that I read all the comments in JP’s post and couldn’t stop laughing over the nutcase who kept defending Marsden and clearly was “hot chick” Marsden!

          • Sacred scrapbooks yeah – (answering you one level above your comment)
            Sklar was a good sport. Marsden, however, was a whole other level of scary, as in real bunny boiler, stab you while sleeping type
            She engaged in here on and off for quite a while actually …. kept saying she amusing herself with the ‘witless basement peasants’ type of sad defense

        • This is ancient history, but in my enfeebled memory one of these was rarely mentioned in order to avoid triggering her Google alert, while Sklar was a good sport about pp’s ribbing and fled from Donkey early on. I believe the nameless one came into chat on a couple of occasions early on.

          • Maybe I’m mixing these Rachels up. I was on RBNS very little back in the day and don’t believe I was ever in chat.

    • Her Wikipedia page will never be not hilarious because the fact that she has one is a delightful joke. Who cares that some nobody “has written for a variety of publications?” Throughout the history of publications, so have *literally* millions of nobodies, in addition to maybe a few thousand somewhat notable people. The presumption that info on which high school one of those millions of nobodies went to is somehow relevant to anything (other than basement merriment) and deserves to be included in any kind of encyclopedia is to LAUGH.

      So, great job, Judy! Keep on keeping on!

      • Even though Donk claims to be a private person now, she or some minion went to great lengths to scrub this page and keep it online, probably for the launch of Project Podcast, which is sure to set the world on fire with its one or two eps. max. “Tell us more about Burning Man, Jennifer!”

        • I look forward to hearing Donkey talk about Donkey (we all know the podcast is going to be about herself) and laughing (that cackle!) at her own jokes.

          Well, at least it will keep the basement amused for a while.

          • Speaking of which, I wonder why the Fuck You Money video never made it to her Wikipedia page.

          • I’m amazed the New York Post flap was removed because that nonsense blew up the internet and was the most attention she’d received from the mainstream media since the debut of Mess Despised. Perhaps it just needs to be reworded and can go back up on her page. “TruthSeeker2020” – HA HA HA – wrote on the edit page: “Violates the terms of living person biographies through use of tone (“psychological defects” is not appropriate for a wikipedia biography). It also misstates that Allison wrote that article. She did not. It was an “as told to” interview that Allison stated publicly had misquoted her.”

        • I’m also surprised dating Jack McCain isn’t mentioned along with Donkey issuing the press release when they broke up. Also the story about the unhooked purloined NBC mic and Fashion Week is conspicuous by its absence. Also her first encounter with Gawker wearing the condominium fairy outfit. It’s very telling that Donkey is so desperate to expunge the truth. Many public figures have controversy sections. She even got the Hoya plagiarism episode deleted, which was factual and cited. It must be nice to have friends who are willing to be so unethical and biased.

          • She’s been pulling these stunts forever, even twisting buffoonish David Karp’s arm (and god knows what else) into shutting down RBNS when it had just started out on tumblr.

  4. Well, it was to be expected. Jacy’s never going to see our donk walk down the aisle to a doctor if donk doesn’t scrub the internet of her past, especially on wiki (the easiest site to find a quick summary) and especially regarding the husband hunting in the medical school. We can’t have both. No epic wedding drama if any doctor actually has a clue to what he’s getting into.

    • Surely he can’t be entirely clueless re: the ignominious, ridiculous life she’s led since first blowing him off at some NY loft shitshow back in the day? Rain Phutureprimitive? I mean, c’mon!

      • Even if wiki were his only source of Donk information (and I don’t see how it would even matter when you’ve spent any time communicating with a real live Donk face to donkey face), he’s been “with” (whatever that means) her for nearly a year, no? So it’s hard to believe that scrubbing her wiki page NOW would be any kind of “save the wedding” move. Not that Donk isn’t stupid, of course, but I’m more inclined to believe that the latest scrubbing has to do with 1) her perpetual draconian urge to be seen as a non-loser, and 2) the mystery “project” that I can’t help feeling giddy about.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          It may be more about hiding her true self from his colleagues, friends, family

          • This. And also from potential business partners or clients, because she now knows she at least is going to have to make some effort to get work or risk the relationship.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            But does she? Do we know if Son of Sam cares whether she works or not? For all of his success, he might be the kind of guy who prefers a fawning woman who can devote herself to doting on him

          • It is possible, but his upbringing and looking at the women in his family, it would suggest otherwise, at least it does to me. He’s not exactly wealthy by SF cost of living standards, and a mortgage on a 1.3 mill condo doesn’t exactly pay for itself.

          • One would assume Donk is very intimidated by Dodi’s mother and sister, as both are achievers who probably detected early on that she’s a hustler who doesn’t really do anything. Can you imagine Eve Marson reading Donk’s xojulia.com bio with a straight face?

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        He probably only knows the surface of her bullshit and maybe thinks it’s cute or something. But I bet he has no idea just how evil she truly can be.

        • “Why do people hate me so? Um … this is pretty easy. It looks like I have the cushiest job in the world, based upon no intelligence and even less effort. Also, I have perfectly symmetrical breasts which I like to display with v-neck sweaters. How could you NOT hate me??”

          –Julia Allison Baugher on Gawker.com, 01/02/08

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            “Perfectly symmetrical breasts” via padded cutlets shoved into her bra.

          • We’ve seen the goods in the pepperoni nips pics. Those are B cups, of which I am also the natural owner of a symmetrical set, and this is why the whole focus on her tits over the years is so hilarious to me, because there is only so much you can do to B cups. She must have spent a fortune on pads and tape to hoist those puppies up or to squish them together and pad the sides, in order to generate any real attention to them.

            Donkey wasn’t a slut, and I wouldn’t even call her a whore, but she certainly was a PhD level tease. I don’t know if she understands how pathetic, desperate and cheap that kind of behavior is. There’s nothing charming or special about a prick tease, anyone can do it, and the sad part is when someone thinks they’ve landed a prick-teased guy for anything other than the obvious reason. This is why this thing with Dodi won’t last, because when the sex cools off, and it will, there will be nothing left.

      • Weird… it’s not Lilly at all.

        Here’s the thing. Donk isn’t and has never been a “slut.” Not that there’s anything wrong with liking sex and wanting to have lots of it, with lots of people. What’s wrong is using sex to manipulate people.

        Donk is more like… a cheap whore. She goes to a tech event— although she has never worked in tech— and flashes cleavage for attention. She jacks up her B-cup boobs and pulls down her halter dress in an attempt to get a tech bro to date her.

        It’s not having boobs or having cleavage that makes you cheap, duh; it’s pretending to be a “woman in tech” not for the purpose of getting a job or selling your project, but for the purpose of tricking some tech bro into spending money on you instead of earning it yourself.

        That’s why people dislike you and think you’re a joke, Donk; you pretend to be a feminist and a woman with a career, but you just want a wallet. Get a damn job if you want respect.

        • I remember the short skirts in the dead of winter, the makeup applied with a putty knife, and the near-universal loathing back in the day; however, I don’t remember anyone ever referring to Julia as a slut, though I did hear “school embarrassment” many times. More for the over-the-top media exhibitionism and the blantant suckups to money than any alleged sexual misbehavior.

  5. She wants coverage for their union in the New York Times weddings section and Reputation Defender can’t get her Wikipedia page cleaned up the way a zero-date blowjob for Jimbo can.

  6. OT: Jack McCain’s LOLyer, who needs to stop worshiping tween idols and get off social media and into her therapist’s office – I am not writing with malice – was at Julia’s notorious NY ashram a few days ago.

    #Twinning w Miss Taylor Allison Swift.

    (Mine was taken at a Sivananda yoga retreat in upstate New York when I was babysitting my best friend Julia Allison after her Jack McCain break-up. Miss Allison is Taylor’s biggest fan (I took her to the concert) and I’m an amazing friend. I really am a good friend, tbh. I recommend yoga retreats and best friends as the rx for all break-ups.

    “my best friend”? Of course, crickets from Donk.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      Do you think “Partner at Mysterious and Exciting New Media Venture” has anything to do with Donk?

      • Definitely not. NO ONE wants to be associated with Jack McCain’s lawyer. She’s the female counterpart to Mental Dental.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Not even Donk? Wow!

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