Updated: 16-Year-Old Jordan Reid Continues To Suffer Since Her Life Was “Destroyed” Four Days Ago

The saddest photo in the world.

Oh, the humanity! The fauxtos that Ramshackle Psyche has posted to IG Stories over the last two days make one wonder how this poor woman has managed to go on!

” … and then I told those idiots that I was so shattered I couldn’t even talk about it, and they believed me. Here’s to page views!”

Definition of Destroy:

1: to ruin the structure, organic existence, or condition of
also : to ruin as if by tearing to shreds.

2: to put out of existence : kill.

Has the villainous Kendrick found a new lady who doesn’t worship at the well of narcissism? Does he want equal custody of his exploited children? Is he threatening to move to La La Land?

annihilate, cream, decimate, demolish, desolate, devastate, do in, extinguish, nuke, pull down, pulverize, raze, rub out, ruin, shatter, smash, tear down, total, vaporize, waste, wrack, wreck.

Even in the dumps of dumpsters, Jordo can find time to wish her friend Franchesca the happiest of hatch days. I just hope our girl makes it to morning!

Update: Jordo can tease the entire internet with her emotional problems, but she doesn’t owe her fans an explanation, dammit!

Jordo’s latest blog post has a reader who left a lengthy comment, to which she responded: “jordanreid Mod JPoloski • 10 minutes ago
thank you. I want that very badly, as well, mostly because I know that the regular readers here are such wonderful, thoughtful, caring women. and I need you guys; I really do. i wish so much that this space felt safer – and it’s the fault of such a small number of people that it doesn’t. I also know, based on extensive experience, that the opinions of a handful of hateful people don’t matter – and yet when I’m feeling this way, I honestly just can’t take it. and by “it” I don’t mean opposing viewpoints…I mean flat-out cruelty. I just can’t. I wish I could.”

Then don’t post this crap for 2 billion people to see in the first place.


  1. Is *attention-crying-wolf-whoring* a thing yet?
    Eyes wide open (hey Alexis Ali Neely Shanti Katz ) and yet completely lacking in self-awareness.

    • I noted the alley cat reference but was more startled by the directive to stay away from S&M over the next few days. Grifty Shades of San Jose?

  2. 1. Is she moving back to San Jose? Latest IG Stories suggest so, no? Of course it would be too sane to post something that isn’t cryptic and vague.

    2. I’ve never understood this thing of calling friends your “sister”. I never had a sister and I am much closer to my friends than anyone I’m related to by blood. But sister is a very distinct role. Why isn’t being friends an exalted enough status? Calling each other “sister” just seems so disingenuous.

    And I’m not just talking about the likes of Donk, with dozens of “sisters” in her wake who haven’t spoken to or associated with her in years.

    • I’m wondering if the court came down on her for moving so far away with the kids. May be a hardship on the father. I’m not a lawyer but I do know courts don’t like one parent to do this to the other one.

      • Not sure exactly what’s going on with all of it. Recently in the comment section of her blog she said Kendrick was moving down to LA. Even if he is still doing that, I really think what it is going to come down to is him getting the kids more often.

        • Wow. Just. Wow. Talk about insecurity. She’s “destroyed” because their father will play a bigger role in his children’s lives? Or is she worried that he’ll put a lid on some of the internet pimping?

          • To be fair, we don’t know what she’s “destroyed” about. Because she won’t tell us. Yet. She says she will when she’s ready. I don’t think we will ever hear what the reason is.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            We’ll hear about it if she can spin it to make her look good (or draw pity). Otherwise, it’ll be filed with Donkey’s Davos report, Donk’s coffee photo project, etc.

        • If that’s the case, I get it. Being reduced to a half-time parenting can create a real identity crisis for a SAHM. But any decent therapist will tell her that (in the absence of abuse or addiction) the most healthy approach is for the children to have equal time with both parents. And most women who have been in this position could tell her that half time parenting is an amazingly freeing experience, if you can embrace it. Of course, that would require Jordan to give up the “poor me” victim mentality that also seems central to her identity.

    • I’d be willing to cut a woman some slack if she referred to a close friend she’d known all of her life as a sister, but the appellation is tossed out so casually and frequently by the woos that it has no meaning.

      • On our birthdays this year (they’re a few weeks apart) my closest friend and I realized we’ve been friends for fifty years. FIFTY. I wouldn’t mind if she referred to me as her sister, except losing her real sister was the great tragedy of her life, and having a sister myself, I know what a monumental pain in the ass they can be. “Friend” is honorific enough, even after half a century.*

        *oh dear god

      • I dunno… three really close guy friends call me sister… is that weird?
        I would probably call up and die if they stopped.

      • Jordumb and Francesca have been good friends since college days, iirc. Plus Jordumb is an only child, iirc, so she may not have a well-defined concept of “sister”.

        What embarrasses me more on Jordan’s behalf is this, as you say, sixteen-year-old public grief frenzy. Here’s who cares about your problems, Jordo: your therapist, your friends, your family. Here’s who doesn’t care about your problems: THE INTERNET.

        It’s unseemly. Also, it doesn’t seem like a great way to sell frozen pizza or varnish or whatever other nonsense she shills.

        • One of the (many, many) things I don’t understand about these people, meaning those who “love to share!” their personal problems with the World Wide Web: How do their actual friends (provided they have any, of course) and families cope with it?

          I mean, leaving therapists aside (because I suppose they don’t care, nor should they), if I discuss my personal shit with a close friend, it’s because it’s a close friend, someone I have personally known and loved and trusted for years, and I know the feelings are mutual. I discuss it with my friend because we have a meaningful relationship. I would not discuss it with a random person walking by. How would that hypothetical close friend (IRL, obviously, all I have in my stepdad’s basement that I never leave are my ceramic cats) feel if she found out I was ALSO sharing that shit with thousands of strangers? How would my mom feel?

          Are there really friends and moms out there reading this type of shit and saying “you do you, you adorable thing?” Because if *I* were that friend or mom, there’s no way I wouldn’t feel that I’m obviously “not enough,” for whatever fucked up reason occurring either on my side or the friend / child’s side.

          I don’t believe this is an extrovert / introvert kind of thing, either. IMO there must be some really weird dynamic at play in these people ACTUAL interpersonal relations.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      The Julia Formerly In My Life used to call me her sister. Even said I was more of a sister to her than her own sister and step-sister, and that she trusted me more, blah blah blah. Until she decided to betray and devastate me.

      I now believe that this behavior of lavishing praise and love on someone as your “sister” is probably a sign of a manipulative sociopathic bitch from hell

  3. And she has children.

    So ridiculous and sadz the shallowness.

    Overtourism is killing big Sur fyi

    Sm is social media but our auntie knows

    • Indeed I do! And I do not understand all this fuss over scrubbing and mopping!

    • When I am sobbing in desperation, I use organic tissues by…. (link to buy).

      • Thankfully, when weeping about all my hardships, my makeup never runs because I refuse to use anything but (link to product).

  4. Go forth and rally Jordan, there’s a 57 year old third tier studio exec who’s looking for wife #4 to take to industry events while he fucks his various mistresses whenever he gets a spare minute. Go get him!!!

  5. Things that destroyed me:
    1) death of my father
    2) death of a friend, young mother with a 4 & 6 year old
    3) Being in a terrible accident where I broke everything… and lost everything

    WHAT I DID: GTFOff the internet

    • Exactly!

      Destroyed….but still attention-whoring for clicks.

      No wonder her therapist thinks she is the most inauthentic person in the Universe.

    • This. My father’s death was sudden and devastating. I wept for days when I wasn’t dealing with attorneys and banks and never once jumped into the hot tub or went clubbing with my besties or posted endless selfies and videos to my IG page. What a phony she is!

  6. Her readers are starting to get sick of it too. But when they post their well-intentioned comments, Jordan just argues that she has to be “herself,” whatever that means. Refusing to grow the fuck up is going to destroy her business, probably the same way she destroyed her own marriage.

    • I wonder if she’s losing her hardcore fans at this point but is gaining followers who point & laugh at the narcissism & attention-whoring and have no intention of clicking on the links to her shills.

      • I will say in the last few months her insta went down 1k and stayed down. I’m guessing those are all paid followers though. There is no way she has over 100k real followers.

        • She did say Julia Allison taught her everything she knows. Pupsito & Wali, anyone?

          • I noticed she also follows a ton of bot accounts herself- as in accounts that have either no pic and no photos or one profile photo and zero pics. Not sure what that’s about?

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Following the bots may be a requirement in her deal to buy followers

  7. OT: Scheme Juices! Someone going by TruthSeeker2020 has cleaned up Donk’s wikipedia page, and by clean up I mean doing major deletions on truisms that boast citations. There’s also been a spike in page views. Is our Judy getting ready to launch her OMG! podcast? Thanks to Life Is Unfair for the alert!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        20-20 perfect vision?

      • I wept when I saw the disappearance of the “medstitute.” Scheme juices are a boilin’.

        • Donk can’t have Dodi find out that as the medstitute she’s been trying unsuccessfully for 20 years to land a doctor!!!! She’s so close and she must have her rep of searching out men for status cleaned up so that Dodi can finally propose to the girl he’s been waiting for all his life. Lucky doctor!

  8. Dawn Powell (undeservedly obscure 20th century US novelist) has a great thing in her diaries about how some women, after an unhappy breakup, think that the best possible revenge is to have a formal dinner party. (Powell goes on the point out that the ex won’t care, because most men really hate formal dinner parties.)

    The 21st century equivalent is apparently dressing up and taking selfies. Donkerina is a great fan of this approach, and now we see Jordumb following suit. Exes aren’t going to give a fuck about this any more than about formal dinner parties, ladies.

    • These women should just get drunk & have a cry for an evening with their girlfriends & then cut & colour their hair like normal chicks do.

      This vagueblogging shit is so tiresome and boooring.

  9. Still think Kendrick has a new serious GF. Who has probably sensibly pointed out that their ridiculous child custody setup with the kids travelling such long distances because Jords decided to move so far away from their home city is not really equitable.
    Either that or Kendrick just wised up on his own and grew a backbone.

    And obvs the latest Love Of Her Life dumped her.

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