Happy 4th: Mental Dental & Christopher Life Promise To Make America Great Again!

One person who was, and is, touched left this fauxto in the comments:

A historic meeting of the minds soon followed!

DEEP, and we’re not talking Deep State! Maybe tap Mental Dental for Secretary of State instead of Ali Shanti, eh, Christopher?

Bottom Picture! Donk gets her July 4th freak on during an Esalen vacation from vacation-itis:

42 COMMENTS

  1. I think he knew and was trying to dismiss the shade Mental Dental was throwing at him. Swainy may be crazy, but he called him out on it correctly. Sure, go ahead and toss out meaningless platitudes all day long and you too can claim you are changing the world. An empty vegan promise in every pot!

  2. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    Does this freakshow (who looks like he reeks of massive BO) have children???

    • Oh yeah. We posted a bit about the child custody battle with the loopy ex-wife. I believe these posts occurred before Mental Dental was finally 5150’ed.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        I vaguely remember that (I don’t pay much attention to some of the smelltastic woos). But I’m wondering about Christopher/Corey. His FB post said something about “the America I leave my children.”

        • Christopher/Cory has a son. He often posts fauxtos of him. The kid lives with his mother, which is preferable to living in his father’s car.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Good grief, these people procreating is a scary thought

          • I remember her posting shade about him not spending enough time with his son despite making it seem so in the pictures he posted. We never know the real story with any of this, but his traveling around all of creation pursuing the woo doesn’t seem to jibe with being a regular dad to his son.

          • The Coresters overdoes it with the PUBLIC fauxtos, but I’m sure he’s happy to see the kid on weekends. Or when he’s not on the campaign trail. Adelle Juliet (Sophia Life) writes: “We’ve hosted 7 forums in the last 10 days, and will have driven 3,000 miles by the end of tomorrow.” Most of her posts are reading as if she’s already assumed the office of First Goddess.

  3. OT: Adam Roa, Ali Shanti’s narcissistic, constantly self-promoting videographer, makes me want to punch kittens.

  4. Mr Life looks like a beginner gay porn star, taking his first steps (ha ha! I crack myself up sometimes) in the foot fetish scene.

    • “Nebraska law requires nurse midwives to be certified by the state — and they must be under the supervision of a licensed medical practitioner in a health care facility or in an authorized setting. They are prohibited from delivering babies at home.”

      Lock her up!

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        And throw away the key! But also make room for the baby’s mother. She was repeatedly careless and made a string of bad decisions, from deciding on a home birth (after having had a complicated delivery a few years earlier) to not hiring a medical professional to be there to not looking into this midwife’s qualifications to refusing to go the hospital when the midwife warned her to go.

        Similar complications arose during the earlier pregnancy with a breeched baby, he said, and Ms. Noe opted to have a C-section at the hospital after Ms Hock advised her of the risks. This time, he said, Ms. Hock once again warned Ms. Noe of the risks of a breeched birth, but that she had opted to remain at home.

  5. “I grew up certain that America was the best thing that ever happened to the world.”

    Now his One Nation is “reclaiming America.”

    Your capitalist boomer parents didn’t love you enough, Corey? So you’ve embraced some kind of ludicrous, branded version of libertarianism. Fail.

      • I made it 4 minutes, so I saw the dildo table-like altar(?) with the skull and other knickknacks on it, saw the adults suffering through the mess (dear god!), Corey’s hideous German backpacker length wrinkly wedding shorts, and Julia’s legs. Those legs.

        Do you know what I hate? Those stupid choreographed dances at wedding receptions. Do you know what is even worse? When they are unchoreographed and happen during a wedding to Disney music. With the groom singing along and emoting like a 12 year old singing in his mirror. That was scarring.

        • I made it through 8 1/2 insufferable minutes that included the Coresters crying at the 4:20 mark, Jess the Pinhead making everyone yell like their favorite Lion King character (are they attending a birthday party for a third grader?), one of the Schmachtenberger brothers going on and on about “relationship in universe” (use a gregdamn article!), and the Corestors bawling again. I bailed before the vows, which I remember were hilarious, and Donk shaking her lard ass out on the veranda.

          • That music makes me want to stab my ears. And those wedding vows are 16 minutes long, fucking hell. My friends and family would start jeering if I droned on and on in a whispery monotone about the cosmic significance of our hookup, while they were standing in the hot sun waiting to get their drank on. I’d never hear the end of it.

            If these people ever share a ribald joke and a belly laugh in between all the endless vapid affirmations of their ineffable specialness, I’ll eat the garden weed arrangement and that revolting skull with vertebrae in its mouth. Idiots.

          • I wouldn’t last two minutes with any of these navel-gazing, jargon-spouting asshats.

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