Lilly Is Still Alive … Though Instagrammers Have Their Doubts

Is Lilly really still breathing? Only Alex Marson’s hardwood floors know for sure.

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  1. Well of course the dog’s face is all full of stains again. That didn’t last long.

    And tell me she did not move that stupid juvenile takes-up-way-too-much-room stuffed bear into Dodi’s less-than-1900-square-foot condo. Grow the fuck up, Donkey.

    • I’m amazed she didn’t leave that sad bear behind in the shithole that she and Rain shared on the island of Novato.

  2. Bless her her heart, even though it’s a still shot, it looks like she’s panting for breath. And her raggedy fur makes me wanna cry. Cat or dog, condition of the fur is always telltale of the animals overall condition. 😿

    Gregdamn this skin tag of a donkey’s taint, Mulia Mallison.

    • Lord knows I don’t want to defend Juliar, but that’s an old dog. I have a 20 year old cat and she is very well loved but not exactly an oil painting at this point.

      That effing stuffed bear on the other hand. Why is that even her thing?

      • I know what you mean; my best cat ever*, who i think of as the ideal cat of my older years (who wants nothing more than to sit on my lap by the hour, which lap wants nothing more than to accommodate her by the hour), is kind of losing it: occasionally howling in the night for no apparent reason, disdaining the litter boxes sometimes, off her food or greedily gulping it by turns. Her vet says she’s OK, she’s just elderly. Anyway, it actually makes me feel for Donkey (and Lily, of course), though why she thinks posting pictures of decrepit Lily on social is just A-OK I do not get.
        *I used to worry that admitting that I have had a couple dozen cats over the years would lead to the assumption that I was some kind of serial cat killer, but actually 2 dozen is nothing spread out over a human’s lifetime, right? Sorry to get all existential here, birthday was yesterday. Am OK now!

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Why feel sorry for Donkey? You think she gives a crap that her dog is elderly and maybe in need of special care? To her, the only thing that matters is how much she can use the pet as a prop.

          That said, both the dog and the stuffed bear look utterly defeated and resigned to a sad fate

        • We deliberately opt for senior dogs so they don’t live out their lives without stability. It means the vet has seen me cry more often than either of us care for, but it (loving the old guys in their last years/days) is a thing that needs doing.

          Bless you and all two dozen of your well-loved cats.

          • I’m very late to the comments and you probably won’t see this, but bless you both and everyone who takes an animal into their home and loves them. Worrisome, I would love to do what you do but I fear my heart just couldn’t take it, but I think. Y next cat will be a senior rescue. Thank you for the inspiration.

  3. Greg Bless Lilly. Most sincerely.

    But this post is to really to let everyone know out loud with a megaphone “I’m living with my boyfriend!”

    • In this instance, I’d probably have deleted the comment. But I wouldn’t have posted a picture of my elderly dog looking rusty and half dead in the first place.

    • It really is pitiful. I’ve seen rusty faces from leaky eyes and mouth, but good greg, what is the redness around her belly/mid-section? Do I even want to know? Breaks my heart for that little pup. We have four rescues that we treat like children, and I would be downright mortified if one of ours had that rusty/red belly. If they had contracted something dread, I would wait for the medicine to work and infection to clear before taking, much less posting, photos. Puppers can get expensive to care for in old age, but donk seems oblivious to the health of just that one.

      • The red/rusty color on the white fur is from the dog’s saliva, which means she’s been licking herself. This could be due to many reasons..an anxiety reaction (being moved too many times, separation issues, not enough time with her human, not enough exercise, left alone too often). It could also be allergies to dust/mold or pollen, or a food allergy (dogs respond by getting itchy). She’s so sweet looking, it breaks my heart the way she’s been mistreated.

  4. LOLLLLL for over 100 likes on a post nearly all the comments are by bots.

    Still paying for followers. Soooo influential.

  5. I have no words. That poor dog. If Marsden has gotten this far and still has her living in his house? Then he deserves her.

    • She seems to have gone past the amount of time she lasted @ Pancakes’ condo by about a month now. And we really don’t know the terms of their arrangement. Maybe he said she could stay there until back on her feet. Which we know will never happen. I can only imagine how creepy it would be to have her move in to a house one owns, with all her literal and figurative baggage. We know Lilly didn’t have bladder and bowel control while young, so his nice floors are under assault. And if they travel, she won’t be able to easily find a sitter for a dog in that shape. She won’t be able to pull off her usual pawning-off-her-dog scams without risking serious side-eye from Dodi.

      • Donk has dug in her heels and isn’t going anywhere until forcibly removed. She must be terrified that she’ll torpedo this one too, but surely the the cracks have started started to show, even if attempting to be on her best behavior 24/7.

      • I’d assume the arrangement is that they are living together and moving towards marriage like most couples in their 30s do when they live together. Given Marsen didn’t care about any of the allegations against Donk or the snark, he’s in. All she has to do is not be a psycho in his presence. Her unyielding desire to marry someone other than herself tells me she should not be dating him more than a year to meet her objective. I don’t know how long it’s been, but surely she’ll start getting real cray at the 1 year mark, right?

        • I don’t know about that assumption. She moved in with ILYRAIN by talking him into it after she got evicted from her Marina condo, and we are pretty sure from a number of informants that monogamy and marriage wasn’t on his mind. Also birdies who know Dodi told us he has big commitment issues.

          She’s dialed back the relationship start date to August when they first met, so it will technically be a year next month, though she was back and forth to Bali for a couple of those months last fall.

          • Is the he in the last sentence of para 1 related to Marsen or ILYRAN?

            Being out of town in the first few weeks when she usually goes insane over a new guy probably has a lot to do with it making it beyond the first few dates.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Beyond vile.
        Also, I’d forgotten how awful her voice is. If I were a guy, that harsh voice would be a total boner killer

      • That long, dirty fur between her paw pads and then donkey smashes one down on the keyboard because she thinks it’s so fucking cute to play Gumby w/ a living creature?

        Sweet little Lily deserved none of that… no animal could. Ugh!

      • … and as funny as a heart attack. I’d forgotten all about this foul video.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      I agree with bffs. Then again, his dating history

    • She does not date, she real estates.

  6. Hence her own comment about poor Lilly dog being “still healthy” scheme juices flow eternally

  7. OT: The woo candidate may be giving the keynote at HIVE’s August shitshow, but no one else wants her at their party.

    https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a28268314/marianne-williamson-vogue-instagram/

    Marianne: Girlfriend, this is Marianne Williamson. From Earth? Put me through to Anna Wintour, please.

    Receptionist: Can you tell me what the nature of your call is?

    Marianne: Girlfriend, my call has a nature, an ecosystem, a moon that controls its tides, a dragon sitting in the center of it giving its power.

    Receptionist: Oh! That Marianne Williamson.

  8. The basement is on fire! (in a good way)

    I leave for a couple of days and come back to a myriad (or is it more of a plethora?) of Donkey, Glambo and adjacent woos-related postings!

    Why, oh why, does the Donkey insist on carrying that semen-encrusted disgusting worn-out smelly faded teddy bear everywhere she goes?

    Can’t she just how her “quirkiness” to her new boyfriend with a couple of kitsch fridge magnets?

    Of course not, she has no common sense and as long as Dadsers pays for the move, who cares?

    • Don’t you think Alex Marson PAID for the move? After dating bald, smelly DJs, Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 has finally found her Mr. Big and this masculine will pay and pay and pay … until he runs for the hills.

      • I think Dadbod was ambushed by the move.

        Dadser’s paid for the move and Donkey called Alex to tell him she was looking for a place to stay in SF, and it was soooo hard for a girl, and soooo expensive, but she would keep looking, until he said something like “well, if you need a place to stay for a few days…” and then Donkey said “OK, what an AMAZEBALLS coincidence, the moving truck was just driving by your street, the guys will start unloading my tutu collection in about 3 minutes”.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Sounds right 👍🏻

        • “What? The post office has already been forwarding my magazines?”

        • It’s really hard when you’ve been evicted for violation of your lease! Yay Julia Allison Baugher!

    • Feel like Donk put everything she owned in black garbage bags; shoved all garbage bags in her SF-perfect car; and was all moved in by the time Marsen got home from work the day after he agreed to let her live with him.

    • I happily had no idea who this person was until reading a portion of the endless VF article – I never made it to any GOMI reference.

      “On Adamo’s Instagram feed, which consists almost entirely of photos of herself, her beautiful children, and her photogenic friends perpetually dressed in rumpled linens in dust bowl colors, life appears to be not so much a permanent vacation as a permanent travel shoot; a slightly overexposed, subtly saturated, high-contrast vision of free-spirited order and control.”

      Substitute Reid for Adamo and no one would know the difference.

    • Great read!

      It explains why I don’t have an Instagram or Facebook accounts.

  9. Donks up close and personal 24/7 must be something to behold. Surely the mask of semi-sanity and appropriate girlfriend-ness will slip soon?
    Donks must be itching to hang up some tutus.

    • The cognitive dissonance between 100% woowoo world and Dodiville has to be a challenge for our equine karma chameleon. Which foot in which world, and how far up the leg to go? Burning Man was all she could talk about for years and years, and how any man she would be involved with just had to feel the same way about it as she. The days of flitting off to Bali to pretend to be Elizabeth Gilbert at the drop of a hat so she could sit around wearing skimpy gauzy things in the tropics pretending to be a holy thing while harassing her ex for not paying her enough attention are over. Now she has to figure out which costume to wear, and it doesn’t look like Yandy is going to go over as well at the opera and at dinners with wealthy donors. Nor does your usual AirBnB grift work so well when your roommate owns the joint. What to do, Donkey, what to do?

      • “And who are these fragrant people, dear?”

        “Oh that’s Juniper and her two husbands Kale and Mercurio. They’re AirBnB-ing the guest room…”

        “My guest room?”

        “Um, our guest room darling…they’re waiting for their turmeric lattes so step on it!”

        “Julia dear, it may be time for a state of the union talk…”

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Isn’t Dodi sort of into the woo world?

      • I think he’s woo-curious because of friends like Allis, but there’s no other evidence. He didn’t hit on Donkey because she was a woo, he hit on her because she prick-teased him at a party ten years ago.

        • JFAing to remind that the guy is an actual scientist. He’s too smart to buy into pseudoscientific crystal-squeezer beliefs. He might be into the hedonist part of it, but given the important career he’s picked for himself and the trajectory it is taking him, he is not going to pony up for a Camp Mystic membership any time soon.

          • Yes, he will enjoy the threesomes and the drugs for a while.

            After that, either the Donkey will pivot into her Republican housewife persona or will double down on the woo and the trips to Bali with her smelly “friends”.

            Either way, there is trouble ahead. Donkey does not have the emotional intelligence to do anything in the right measure.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley - 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            He may be too smart to buy into the pseudoscientific jibberish, but maybe not so much when it comes to the orgies and drugs

          • It’s worth noting that Julia seems to have gone HIVE AWOL. She’s not involved with their annual August shitshow, nor are any of her tribe, and she no longer responds to Allis’s posts. He may have facilitated the Donkey/Dodi hookup – Julia gave him credit for getting busy with THIS MAN!! – but she’s dropped this branch of Wooville, and just as Allis and Faith Shorney/Reed and the rest of these narcissistic nutjobs get even wooier.

          • “He may be too smart to buy into the pseudoscientific jibberish, but maybe not so much when it comes to the orgies and drugs.”

            Right, I said he might be into the hedonist part of it, and that was what I meant.

          • I think we’re all on the same page here. Marson has dated strippers and wants to get his freak on. When he met Donkey, he thought he hit pay dirt, especially when she introduced him to her non-lesbian(?) lover. But it’ll grow old and I’m guessing he chooses protons over pussy.

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