This is presumably Jordan Reid’s new beau, the Tinder hookup she just met. They’re “truly, madly, deeply, reciprocally” in love, though wasn’t she was in love with a Malibu real estate agent just eight weeks ago? Her kids must be enjoying the see-sawing, when they’re not being exploited for page views.
I can’t keep up with this big phony, though I did get a kick out of her inane followers praising Jordo for her “courage and vulnerability.” Is that what they’re calling emotional cripples these days?
Jordo is now posting about cacao and her nutso partner-in-narcissism, Francesca. “And if you had told me – as Francesca did … Anyway, I was staying over at Francesca’s house and she was all ‘let me make you this amaaaaaazing drink with unsweetened cacao powder and raw honey!’”
Also, what looks like fetish porn is now available on IG:
In other blonde madness, Kristina Block, Avocado’s Russian mail-order bride, has a new website, “Authentic Embodiment” (HA! Take that, inauthentic Jordan Reid!), that’s straight out of the woo grifter playbook. Kristina offers up the same ol’ goddess slop including retreats to “Awaken Queendom” and “Admiration vs. Envy.”
The former Eastern Bloc model is also pushing psycho masks “for healing, transformation and creative self-expression” that would be more appropriate in a Dario Argento horror show than in the real world. Interested parties can “schedule a call” to discuss purchasing a mask from Kristina. I’d yell “Let the haggling begin!,” but the contact link doesn’t even work. How very Donkey!
In San Francisco, HIVE’s Faith Shorney, AKA Faith Reed, Ryan Allis’s second-in-command – they are so NOT romantically involved – is liking Ali Shanti’s craptastic YouTube videos and posting a lot of FB clap trap about her swami and what reads like LSD flashbacks. Faith also posted a two-year-old story about RFK, Jr. offering 100k to anyone who can prove vaccines are safe, not because Faith is an anti-vaxxer, nooooooooo, she just wants us to have better quality vaccines, which is the same argument just about every anti-vaxxer trots out.
Finally, because Ryan won’t even spring for Faith’s health insurance but could fork over the big bucks to have woo-larious Marianne Williamson give the keynote at HIVE’s upcoming August shitshow, here’s a blonde we all like: