Dream presidential ticket Christoper & Sophia Life, Wooville’s answer to Randy and Evi Quaid, have 145 “One Nation” YouTube subscribers and are ready for the rubber chicken circuit. Heck, these spunky kids even have a campaign song courtesy of Joe Muscatello, who’s channeling the eyes of Laura Mars and the music of Katy Perry & Britney Spears. (I’m somewhat obsessed with this awful song and appalling video, which contains images of Martin Luther King, Jr. intercut with Muscatello’s “Glamour Shots” poses, well, not as obsessed as I am with Julia impersonating Al Pacino or Kc Baker getting ready to flash the camera, of course, but close.)
Someone was furious with us for previously revealing Christopher’s presidential run – I finally sent the emails to the spam file – but one needs to make such an announcement before it’s too late and we simply wanted to help out.
There is some concern regarding the less-than-innovative party name, One Nation. You try finding these brave souls on Facebook or YouTube among the many pages and channels also named One Nation!
Might we again suggest Mulia Mallison for ensured visibility and all your PR needs,
Cory Christopher? This catalyst for love’s latest FB post had no comments and three likes, from Ayub Khan, Ashish Kashyab, and Wali Rahman. THIS IS SOCIAL MEDIA SUCCESS!!
Next up, HIVE’s aya-fueled mental meltdown.