“Eeyore, will you make me the happiest bear at Pooh Corner?”
Is Dodi doing it today? Or will he wait until his long-expired burro turns 38 at the end of the month? Have his parents discovered Judy’s carbon footprint and are begging their only son to reconsider? And greg dammit, why has her massive pinterest wedding file suddenly disappeared? So. Many. Questions.
For those of you worried about Dr. Dodi ruining his life, please remember that she blew it with the other two suitors in the schlub triptych (which is now available from Android Jones at a reduced price!). The Medstitute cruised any wallet with wealthy parents when engaged to the Georgetown Law student who defended her vulgar, narcissistic ass in the school newspaper, and Prom King dumped Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 after she’d told the entire world that she just wasn’t that into him. And boy, did Judy go into a downwards spiral when her dashing suitor pulled out.
Get ready for Rainworthy insanity should this month come and go without a marriage proposal.
Update: Our dear Moroccanwear has created two fabulous tee-shirt designs commemorating RingWatch 2019!