The old raunch didn’t even want to clean up for a book jacket fauxto? That should please her conscious publisher, and please, no remarks about Skankatron’s hair but do feel free to comment on her beauty.
In other Ali/Alexis news, she’s salivating about attending the Envision dirtfest in Costa Rica at the end of the month. Hopefully, Scammy won’t be dragging her angry son along and forcing him to stay in a smelly old Winnebago because her hotel.com reservation has been mysteriously canceled.
Ali also keeps tagging Ryan Allis for advice on her new bidnesses and he keeps ignoring her. Quelle surprise!
From Mary Oliver’s spiritual daughter:
Congratulations on masturbating, Jena. You’ve reached another level, another transformation, and the world is thrilled! By the way, Ali’s old dildos should be arriving via UPS sometime today. Enjoy!
A Julia Allison PowerPoint show – we had nothing to do with it
More HIVE shenanigans
Bottom Event! An hour in hell: