Kristina Block, wife to Donkey’s first dirtfest DJ, Avocado, is a model, dancer, performance artist, conscious movement facilitator – whatever the hell that is – and founder of Mindful Models, “a social movement that celebrates diversity, cultivates mindfulness and catalyzes leadership in the modeling industry.” In other words, a handful of professional models with ties to the woo community who are attempting to be relevant. These women are setting the world on fire:
Looking to find her purpose in life, Kristina left her native Russia in 2012 and moved to Bali. She then made the trek to New York City in 2012 and hooked up with Avocado, marrying him at Burning Man and obtaining that all-important green card.
Though Kristina knows she has it all – looks, talent, smarts, ambition, a woo rolodex, and two homes, one in Brooklyn and a new one in Boulder, PAID for by her appallingly unattractive husband’s parents – she sometimes experiences moments of doubt:
Oh, the humanity! How should Kristina make money her passion? Two words: Money Map. We’ve got a live one here for you, Skankatron!
The Be Best News: Kristina did find her purpose in Bali, to enthrall the world through dance. Behold an interpretive softshoe inspired by Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut.” Be sure to check out the African tribesman and highlander that pop out of nowhere:
Holy merde! Agnes de Mille is turning in her grave. The only thing more ridiculous than Miss Ukraine’s gyrations during the talent portion of the Miss Universe competition is, of course, the original Bottom Video: