Coobie Fever: 16-Year-Old Research Scientist Geeks Out On Brunette Underwear Models

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Before hooking up with A Donkey, the esteemed Dr. Dodi Berkowitz was allegedly dating a stripper. While commenter Reasonable Woman reminds us that many women living in urban areas pursue sex work as a means of survival, the men who pursue relationships with such women tend to be emotionally stunted adolescents, preferring a physical fantasy over the flesh and blood reality.

No surprise, then, that the list of folks that Dodi is following on IG reads more like that of a teen boy’s fantasies than it does of a research scientist pushing 40. It’s one thing to check in privately with PornHub; it’s quite another matter to publicly follow scantily clad Victoria’s Secret models on social media.

Is it better than a coobie, big boy?

Here’s the profile of one the 18 women that Dodi is stalking following:

Oh dear.

Bottom Picture: Did he fall in love with her during the Coobie faux spokesmodel years?

97 COMMENTS

  1. This guy is about to make a life-altering bad decision. Too bad his friends don’t clue him in.

    • Maybe they have? But he’s also welcomed several new friends into his life, e.g., Jena la Flamme and Michael Ellsberg, and they want this wedding to happen.

    • But she’s only one or two years younger than Dodi! I see him dumping her for a 20-year-old brunette in 10 years, well, unless Donk hasn’t already left him for a smelly woo she met on the dirtfest circuit.

      • They’ll be racing each other to the OBO door.

        In any case, his pinup gallery doesn’t say ‘ready to marry and settle down’ and I don’t think she has him even close to bagged. Maybe he’s a tourist of love, like those tourists who go native for a few weeks to get an ideal of what it would be like to live there. “Oh, so this is what it’s like to date a stripper.” “This is what it’s like to date a career woman.” “This is what it’s like to date a donkey,” etc.

  2. Went to look if he liked without following since our overlords do so much

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BSTB_Asgh1I

    And her philanthropy https://www.instagram.com/p/8i0ErFJmXd. (The documentary Pink Ribbon Inc. Will shed lighton that ala Blackfish did to her sea world turn)

    11 likes and coobie didn’t tag her in any. Cause they paid for the shoot and got bamboozled? Or should Big Petey send a cease and desist or a bill stat?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BbnWBhXgmyW

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjvZinAY9j

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjvZinAY9j

    Ot also jean ladumb has taken to Facebook to communicate with her husband and Ali in her own words forced her son to attend envision in gentrifying Costa Rica . Love and light

    • Oh lord! I don’t remember seeing any of these fauxtos, but when I think of Donkey, I think of charity. When cataloging the 2009 posts, I’ve come across entries involving our burro blowing off various charities while others went in her place. She was so busy dating Prom King and Hipster Lawyer and Wild Card and various assholes to fulfill her promises to Charity Water.

      https://rebloggingdonk.com/2009/12/15/rbns-qotd-why-didnt-julia-go-to-the-charity-water-event/

    • That’s not an official Coobie twitter. It’s for some fashion sales site in the Philippines.

      • HA HA HA HA HA HA! As Shirley MacLaine said in TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, she can’t even fail locally.

        • And I still don’t know why women are so willing to publicly post pics of themselves in their underwear just to get some freebie crap underwear

    • La Fraud tagged her husband with a “check it out” post yesterday and of course he hasn’t responded.

      I did see that Skankatron is dragging her adolescent son to that Envision shitshow in CR, where she and he besties like to get naked and rub mud all over themselves. Someone call Child Protective Services!

  3. Marian Rivera Gracian Dantes is living Donk’s dream life: 6 million followers, tiny and cute, married to a cute dude with a cute daughter that she dresses up in cute outfits. I’m sure Julia will be wiping his Insta soon.

  4. I seriously don’t understand. I get wanting to date hookers. But she is like an off-brand hooker with nothing to bring to the table at this point. Not trying to be mean. Just trying to understand.

    • She’s long past her expiration date and Dodi seems more interested in dangerously slim, brunette 20somethings. I don’t think he gives a rat’s ass if a woman has a brain, so Donk scored in that department.

  5. He likes the way she looks, she likes the way he earns/spends, may they live happily ever after. #deserveoneanother

      • He shouldn’t buy a thing for himself until she has a brand new wardrobe and a 4 bedroom home in the Marina.

        And as much as it will make me laugh to watch her spend his last penny, I will miss the white patent patchwork boots. I’ve developed a relationship with them over the years. They hurt my sensibilities over and over, but I keep coming back for more.

        • Damn it Morrocan, I won’t let those boots hurt you again. They never call, not even on Christmas. You’ve got to let them go. Soon they’ll be off into the landfill, where they’ll surely hook up with a coat ghoul.

          • They’re really nice to me when we’re alone. And they feel really, really bad afterwards.

        • LOLLLL a 4 bd house in the marina, they RENT for nearly 10k. That dad bod mofo isn’t even close to shitting in a bathroom that he can’t see both his bedroom AND kitchen from.

          • Oh Donkey! Dodi’s success is thanks to all your hard work! The house, the lab, the public appearances – it’s all your doing. Just like you told EVERYONE that Chad McNally was NOTHING until he met you!

          • Broderick, NOOO! I will be unable to refrain from heehawing if I encounter them in the aisles of Bi-Rite and Falletti’s. Though come to think of it, they are the types that would outsource their grocery shopping to the kind of services that OMG disrupt the aisles of Bi-Rite and Falletti’s.

    • He likes busted faces and wrecked hair?

  6. A guy i used to work with used to joke that he was interested in a woman for a symbiotic relationship

    Surprised the woos have not hijacked the term as the subject of a workshop

  7. Julia’s kryptonite in a relationship seems to be how jealous/insecure/stalker-y she is. So, I’ll go pop the popcorn.

    PS, Dodi, get a creeper account. This is just A+ dumb to be creeping all this bettys from an account with your name and face on it. Don’t worry, you’re in luck, because Donk will contact each and every one of them and let them know YOU ARE NEVER BREAKING UP, before she deletes and blocks them.

    • I was thinking the same damn thing. Does this seem like a very smart public airing of likes for a research scientist with a somewhat prestigious post? I can’t imagine that it is.

      That said, I know everybody has their own personal taste and sexual preferences, and that I shouldn’t expect anymore from a research scientist’s social media, (and taste in women), than say, a rapper doing a video shoot for a song where they refer to women as bitches and ho’s throughout and show extreme closeups of twerking asses but, I kind of do. Disappointing.

      And, with softness, if an RBD’er responds by asking me to stop shading on rappers who refer to women as bitches and ho’s throughout their videos because everybody has to make a buck, I may just give up on the world.

    • Her usual strategy is to befriend any woman who has or had a relationship with her beau of the moment. I suspect that includes the women of Dodi’s fantasies.

      • JFAing to add that, yes, it’s simply bad form for a research scientist with his own university lab and who’s something of a public figure to have this tacky IG list available to all.

        • Especially in the era of #MeToo. This will be exhibit A if some young and pretty intern ever accuses him of harassment. And f I were Julia, I’d be MORTIFIED. But I suppose she’s used to it, after enduring all of Rain’s barely legal groupies.

          • I ended a relationship more than 5 years ago with an otherwise great guy because he’s obsessed with drooling over social media skanks. Everyone calls him “brilliant” and he has a PhD, but he also has a fixation for trailer park lunatics who like to show T&A online. Especially when he’s involved with a normal woman (as I’ve learned), like it’s some sort of outlet and/or latent retaliation for how his (often remote and occasionally cruel) mother treated him.

            Book smart, common sense idiot level

  8. He follows two people who don’t seem to be sexy models or wannabe models, and one of them is a dude who uses the tag “bulliedhusbandsclub,” so at least he has some insight into his future.

    • But will he meet Rob? There are no recent fauxtos of Myka on his FB posts, but both Electric Barbarella and her woo mommy liked his latest post, a snap of Schuham and his parents in Vail.

      • There has not been such a build up for a tv conclusion episode since the brady bunch was locked up in jail when they visited the grand canyon!

  9. I have personally known a lot of doctors in my life, they were all pretty pervy and not ashamed to show it. God syndrome, ya know? For many of them, the priority was attractive arm candy. They have enough intellectual stimulation on the job. I think it boils down to being an awkward nerd in high school, and finally having the leverage to get the cheerleader.

    • Donkey hasn’t been anything approaching arm candy for more than a decade, in either looks or personality

  10. Perhaps so, i just cant help but wonder if anybody who works in a university setting these days should know better, especially in the wake of weinstein et all

    sort of a red flag in terms of a lack of social awareness

  11. Take a peek at the FB page of Michael Ellsberg (ex-husband of Jena Laflame) for the in-depth writeup he did on Annie Lala’s academic and professional experience, plus a whole lot more. (It’s in the post about creating bios for websites.) He was thorough, but failed to mention the incestuous wedding dance with Daddy Lala.

        • I will do a Skankatron post soon but sexual revelations are limited. Christ, she’s a piece of work. Now mostly hanging and shilling with men at least 10 to 20 years younger than her scraggly self.

    • I love when Ellsberg is in full blown mania!!! OMG! He is nuts. First of all, the bio of Annie is a completely mental word salad that is 20x longer than it needs to be… BUT WAIT! YOU CAN GET YOUR BIO FOR JUST $495 BUT ACT NOW THIS OFFER WILL NOT LAST!

      • He finally revealed the woman behind the leg in his bathtub fauxto – excuse me while I vom in the shower. She’s a matchmaker and erotic goddess who learned orgasmic meditation while others were attending college. Her grift is a combo Amy Laurent/Jena la Flamme shtick.

        http://erinbeata.com/

        • Woo matchmaker is a clever grift. My hat is off to her hustle.

          Maybe she can find that lady that Android Jones drew for that Hitch fellow? His biological clock has to be ticking.

        • Wait a minute — I call hijinks. This woman has no face tattoos, no bondage gear, is not making DIY porn videos, and speaks not of her yoni.

  12. the basement dwellers should shower each other with flattering reviews in woo fashion

    “Gilly transformed my life. I used to work in the old paradigm constructs of monetary compensation. I was miserable. Actually, I was quite happy, but Gilly made me realize I was miserable. She opened my eyes to the new community of selfless gift with no strings attached. Working as an unpaid intern gives me satisfaction of which I could not find in my heart until now. And on top of that, the endless stream of constructive criticism she gives me in return- which lesser evolved minds incorrectly identify as manipulating me- has made me aware of my inner self like nobody else could do”

    • HA HA HA!!

      They have to constantly, ridiculously flatter each so that potential marks will believe the fawning and sign up for the money map or fill-in-the-blank. If Ali Shanti can’t get at least two subscribers per month, she can’t pay her rent. I’m assuming that’s how it plays out for most of these 19th-century con artists.

    • “No one has nourished and cracked open my brain like Albie Quirky. She’s penned more clever quips than my container could ever hold, and has held space for any RBder facing the abyss of long stretches without any new brayversations!”

      • “Grifty is not only a Goddess of website migration, but one of the wittiest wordsmiths around! She’s also ukulelicious and, thank Source, knows how to sing on-key!”

  13. I came across this interesting 2009 post. JP is quoting someone who has met Julia on several occasions:

    I THINK THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT JULIA ALLISON IS ACTUALLY JULIA ALLISON, THE PERSON.

    I MEAN: NOT THE PERCEPTION, NOT THE WAY SHE IS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, NOT HOW SHE INTERACTS WITH PEOPLE. (WAS IT MOHNEY WHO CALLED HER “DISARMING”? THAT’S THE PERFECT WORD FOR HER.) I MEAN: ACTUALLY TALKING TO HER, YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO IS PAINFULLY SELF-AWARE, UNDERSTANDS PERFECTLY HOW SHE’S PERCEIVED, AND YET DEEPLY WANTS TO BE LIKED. IT’S SAD, BECAUSE SHE’S SIMILAR TO SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I KNOW, JUST A TINCH MORE EXTREME IN CERTAIN AREAS.

    I HONESTLY GET SAD EVERY TIME I TALK TO HER. SHE’S A BALZAC CHARACTER COME TO LIFE.

    (DON’T MISTAKE THIS AS SUGGESTING YOU SHOULD FEEL SYMPATHY, BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS. AND I THINK PEOPLE GENERALLY DESERVE THE REPUTATION THEY PROJECT, AND IF THEY FUCK UP, THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES TO BLAME. LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, IF SOMEONE WERE ASKED TO BE PROFILED BY A NEWSPAPER, AND THEY SAID A BUNCH OF RETARDED THINGS, IT’S THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT!)

    A balzac character come to life? Oh, that’s too perfect!

    • BOOK is here, in the pages of ReBloggingDonk. If only she were famous or anyone else cared about her the best seller is in all the curated posts and catlady comments through the years. TM paid. RIP dog

  14. So, a wannabe underwear model meets a wannabe underwear model lay, leading to a wannabe marriage by way of a wannabe wedding? What could possibly go wrong? Reminds me of that pharmaceutical commercial for depression meds where the actors hold masks on sticks in front of their faces at the office and around people in public. Can you imagine doing that constantly, even in private with your partner? No wonder she must continually vacation. Her existence is exhausting. She has multiple masks, so many she threw away her actual face.

  15. This fella looks nothing like Dodi. Someone has spiked y’all’s Cheetos. With softness. Hashtag Son of Sam.

    Happy New Year!

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