Amazing as it sounds, folks who should know better tolerate Julia Allison because of her “high-level connections” and her strange ability to get an audience with anyone, or so we’ve been told.
Our burro was allegedly hanging with Google’s Sergey Brin earlier this year, even spending the night at his house but definitely not with Sergey.
Just as eyebrow raising, Donk supposedly told folks she was romantically targeting someone high level at Uber. Later reports suggest it was someone who had once been high level – former CEO Travis Kalanick, who, according to yesterday’s WALL STREET JOURNAL, is currently worth $5.5 billion. Considering everything online about Kalanick, it’s difficult to imagine him falling for an aging jennet long past her expiration date. Indeed, the greatest love the world would have ever known was not to be.
Targeting Kalanick is also a shocker because Donk was the one who outed him to Forbes, in 2014, regarding a 2011 Orwellian Uber limo launch party in which attendees were able to watch and identify Uber users in real time.
Now, remember when your Gilly promised you some great posts after we’d moved? Stay tuned …