Donk’s latest Pinterest pin:
OMG! Weddings! Our burro has been obsessed with them since her Georgetown days, when she became engaged to some schlub in the law school just for the sake of being engaged. Donk now tells EVERYONE that she wants a husband and children more than anything in the world. Will the Son of Sam come through?
In other news, look what’s been added to Petey Baugher’s resumé!
I suspect he’ll be adding the inevitable Camp Septic panel, “Ali Shanti & Peter Baugher Help You to Prepare for the Inevitable: DEATH.”
Also, we received a totally wack email from an “author” who wanted us to post about his 15k GoFundMe campaign for a children’s book he’s writing. Mr. Vanity Press seemed familiar with Donkey, even sympathetic towards her. He also seemed to understand RBD is a snark sight. “This may sound totally crazy but … ” Yep. totally bonkers. Moroccanwear insists we not shill for anyone wearing such a horrible hat!