An impeccable source tells us that broke and busted Judy Albertson, the eight-minute expat who now claims to live in San Francisco, is still freeloading at the Boulder digs of Myka McLaughlin and Rob Schuham. Our burro won’t leave because NO ONE in San Francisco will agree to let her crash at their place. Rob must be thrilled to be housing the phony bisexual who reduced him to a coda in her FB post proclaiming endless love to his girlfriend. Myka, of course, then had to call Donk out on her lie – “I’ve only ever kissed a girl.”
Our tipster and Rhoda both believe Judy is hoping to turn Boulder into a threeway. She is quite captivated with poly stripper/nutcase Roaxanne DePalma and her husband, neuro pusher Daniel Schmachtenberger, and their girlfriend. As Donk has never had an original idea in her her head, Rhoda & T figure she’s hoping to graft the poly threesome model onto Boulder and live off Rob.
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Bottom Bottom Picture! Roxanne DePalma in an uncharacteristically reserved pose at Jess Johnson’s Garden of Eden: