Myka McLaughlin, bithecthual Julia Allison’s faux butt buddy, and her seemingly nice beau moved in together. Ten days later, Donkey posted a hearty congrats. Myka has yet to respond.
Nisha Moodley apparently got over the sniffles and found time out from her insanely busy schedule for a happy ending:
Well, like, Noodles, I haven’t had a massage in a couple of years because I’ve been too busy carpooling kids and tending to a farm. You know, like, being a mom. But I’ll let you know the minute I find some time for ME!
Finally, “Transformance Artist”
Parker Posey Isabella Konold and Jess Johnson’s BODY, which explores negative body images as experienced by four slender white women who expose their hoo-ha’s to all the boys, opened to rave reviews and demands for an original cast album. Boulder media critic Ali Shanti made the trek to California and was beside herself!
Even Cory Tanner Glazier, whose piece was in the piece, was in tears:
Oh, please! Konold ain’t Diamanda Galas. None of these folks thought they were watching Sweet Dee and some barflies send up performance art on “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”?