Insurance scammer Jena “Fivehead” la Flamme has been injured again! Anybody know a good attorney?
Lookin’ good, La Fraud! That fauxto must have indeed been snapped before your multitude of injuries.
Over in Jordan, Ali “Skankatron” Shanti discovered she could have a good time and transform to the next level despite her extreme money dysmorphia:
I swear to god I thought the old raunch was going to launch into one of her hard sells once I saw the word “dysmorphia.” A miracle in Jordan!
Meanwhile, in Novato, Julia Allison confronted the horror of gun violence in America. If she’d chosen another sliding door, she could have been Obama’s speechwriter:
Judy also left a note for Noodles Moodley:
But just a peck, Noodles. Only Judy’s allowed to French kiss her non-lesbian lesbian lover!