John “Like Buttah” Buttaz, founder of The Garden of Eden, the monthly woo shitshow in Encinitas, needs your help!
Leave it to creatrix Julia Allison and “Hee Haw Honey” Rebecca Jean Alonzi to come up with solutions:
But will “Sacred Earth” be as exciting as the orgy-friendly smellfest “Unseen”?
Yoo hoo, Devin Stetler! If you’re not too busy dirty dancing with Papa Chevalier’s heterosexual husband …