Dead Russian Hooker #2: Down With Masturbation, Up With Solo-Sex!/Fivehead la Flamme Confronts RBD “Bald” Rumors

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Oh, the company Donk keeps! Listen to Ariel as she goes on and on and on about being her own best lover and the joys of diddling Miss Daisy. In other words, more ME ME ME!

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On the podcast this week, I talk with the luminous and wise Ariel White.

It’s a rich conversation. We cover the inner work and outer practices needed to discover a world of exquisite men; living life at the edge of the mystery; and how compassion is the access point to liberation.

Ariel also introduces me to the term “solo-sex” – hallelujah! finally a meaningful and beautiful term to replace the all too clinical masturbation – and the importance of honoring solo-sex as real sex. We discuss why women can’t wait for men to “permission” them into sexual freedom and where and how to find the world’s most exquisite men… Listen in here or on iTunes.

Ariel White is an artist, entrepreneur, teacher, and muse of Love. Founder of Amant, a unifying hub for the Lover in You, Ariel brings together art, media, and messages that support women in feeling beautiful, well-pleasured, and sensually expressed. Ariel has been working in the fields of embodiment and sex-education for over a decade, leading retreats and teaching internationally to women from over 30 countries. Creator of My Little Yoni, each unique “Yoni Doll” is a symbol and tool for women’s sexual empowerment and celebration of their feminine core. Check out www.LoveAmant.com, for more of Ariel’s work.

Resources mentioned in the interview:

Cunt: A Declaration of Independence by Inga Muscio

Boundaries, Empathy, and Compassion with Brene Brown

If you care, the podcast is here: http://www.oactually.com/arielwhite/

On the other coast, Jena “Fivehead” la Flamme, who apparently is a faithful cat lady, confronts those baldo rumors, turning an “attack” into an opportunity to shill her pleasurable diet scam. Do the woos have no shame?!

Jena la Flamme with Julia Allison and 43 others.
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~ MY RECENT BODY IMAGE BREAKDOWN REVEALED ~

For more than a decade, I’ve been teaching women how to overcome bad body image and how to instead feel approving of and happy with their female bodies, warts and all.

I’ve preached the gospel of self-love and self-acceptance for so many years, that I’m saturated in it. So much so, that I arrogantly thought I had become immune to the damaging effects of bad body image thoughts.

That comfort was recently challenged when my HAIR came under attack online!!

To my great surprise I discovered a slew of comments suggesting that I was going bald. Going bald? Me? I was completely baffled as I have a huge head of hair, and it had never crossed my mind that I was going bald.

At first, I laughed it off as being ridiculous. Yet eventually the volume of commenters convinced that my hairline was receding, potentially due to an endocrine condition made me start to wonder… were they seeing something that I wasn’t?

Completely losing my composure and my center, I ran to the mirror to examine myself. I’ve had what’s called a widow’s peak, a V-shaped hairline, since I was a child and people have always remarked on it, but it was never described as a “problem” before. I couldn’t tell if anything had changed.

Next I ran to my laptop to look at old photos. Could I see a progression? Why did I start wearing headbands and turbans a few years ago? Was that an unconscious way of concealing my hair loss? I started feeling paranoid.

I hyper-analyzed myself for another day, feeling miserable, until finally… I snapped out of it.

In the same way that I had suddenly fallen down the rabbit hole of insecurity, I cut myself free from the negative downward spiral.

This fixation with my hairline was not elevating me in anyway, so I let it go. Just like that. I chose to stop paying attention to external negativity, and not to foster it in myself.

Whatever your preoccupations or struggles with your body image, you can do the same. You can snap out of referencing negative views on your body, and honor body-positive thoughts instead.

When you do that, you become the author of your own existence. You define your own worth.
You become immune to forces that bring you down, and you magnetize to you, environments and people that raise you up.

If you are hungry to make this shift for yourself, from insecure and lamenting how your animal body looks and feels, to feeling confident and comfortable in your physical form, then I’d love to help.

The contrast between approving and disapproving of your body is as profound as night and day.

Going about life feeling unhappy about or even ashamed of your female body is a deeply painful way to exist. It can paralyze you, sucking your energy dry.

Plus, it’s a stressful experience that is taxing on your metabolism. Your female animal’s response to the stress of you not feeling good about yourself, stimulates a self-fulfilling prophecy. It becomes difficult for you to lose weight, because your female body feels under attack, and instinctively protects herself against your hostile attitude towards her.

On the other hand, when you feel content and appreciative of your body, it is one of the most extraordinary feelings that exist.

Feeling love and approval for your body gives you energy and stamina, when you would otherwise be exhausted. Loving the skin you’re in, gives you confidence in the moments you most need it.

And feeling comfortably at home in the sensual, feminine body in which you were born, means you can feel delicious every day of the week if you put your attention on it.

That’s why you feeling wonderful about your body is so important to me. It has the power to hold you back from your dreams, or propel you forward into magnetizing them to you.

Note: I am not saying being skinny or thin has this effect. I’m saying feeling free from the clutches of bad body image, and instead good in your female animal body, has this power.

Having a positive body image makes a HUGE difference to your quality of life. That’s why I want every woman to have these skills.

If you’d like personalized support in making body-positivity and pleasurable weight loss part of the way you live, then I want you to know about my “Back on Track” special offer for a 60-minute Pleasurable Weight Loss and Unshakeable Body Confidence strategy session.

For a limited time only, until midnight Sunday, Oct 2, you can get $100 off a VIP private session with me by phone or Skype. Link is in the comments.

With love and support,
Jena la Flamme

You’re “saturated” with self-love, Jena? That goes for you and every other asshat woo. We’ll take a pass on the VIP session.

Bottom Pictures! More snaps from Debbie Seltzer’s modeling portfolio:

76 COMMENTS

  1. I first read that as “unifying nub.” Also, DRH#2, what’s with the dainty-fication of the nub-hub (LITTLE yoni, indeed)? Like big flappy baroque rocaille ones don’t deserve luv 2? (As observed in comments in previous post, the woo’s notions of what constitutes feminine sexual attractiveness are so retrograde. Resulting in certain dummies thinking it’s thuper cool to broadcast pictures of themselves to all and sundry in rainbow half-shirts with their dugs hanging out.)

    • Thanks for the alert. La Phlegm must be a devoted RBD cat lady. I love the image of her panicking and running throughout the home that her ex-husband’s parents pay for while she checks for signs of baldness.

  2. BUT JENA YOU ARE GOING BALD LOOK IN THE GODDAMN MIRRA! (Of course she can’t see what’s in the goddamn mirra; that’s how they all continue to exist as the woos that they are.)

    • P.S.: so RBD’s “pleasurable hair loss” ™ finally goaded her to consider a possible endocrine issue? She should thank us. (But instead she will probably go running off to some pineal-gland-calcification healer.)

      • Jena seems to be saying that reading about herself on RBD made her worried that she might have a serious medical issues…

        But then she decided to free herself “from the negative downward spiral”.

        — “This fixation with my hairline was not elevating me in anyway, so I let it go. Just like that. I chose to stop paying attention to external negativity, and not to foster it in myself.”

        Isn’t that a bit foolhardy? How about see what a doctor says?

        • Also if she doesn’t care what others think, then she should stop with the head wraps. Because we all know the receding hairline is why she wraps her head. She is a hypocrite, but we knew that too.

        • I feel really bad for her that she’s obviously conflicted with the truth and the woo. She knows deep, deep down she needs to see a doctor but it doesn’t make her feel good so she views it as bad people saying hurtful things. Sticking her head in the sand and offering a course on positive body image ain’t gonna’ stop the tide from going out.

    • She just has a six head.

      Did she really flip the fuck out? You’d think with all those endless selfies, photoshoots and self examination she’d already know what she fucking looks like.

      Get your head out of your yoni already La Flambè.

  3. Seriously yonni bs, some serious bs for sure. Jena girl you are going bald the lengthy post to say you are not going bald due to an eating issue, girl bye. The more she tries to do the rebuttas the more I don’t believe her looks like RBD shocked her to the her very false core.

    • Cute enough, reportedly very sweet, visibly and demonstratably dumb as a load of bricks. Ain’t that how it goes.

      • It was fascinating to me how his looks changed during the Donkey period. Toward the end he looked positively feral.

        His portfolio needs work. Poor attention to detail and clichéd poses and styling in most images. The tryhard is apparent, and no client is going to want that in a model.

        • The old saying “the camera adds ten pounds” is true in his case. I didn’t realize how … slight … he is until viewing the lamentable “Tahoe Shake” video.
          It’s fine, and (not that my opinion even matters, given I am not the target audience [eg, gay fap fantasists]) I honestly think he looks all right — just that, as you said, he needs someone who knows better how to work with what he’s got.

    • “Imagine that you have a spoon coming out of your yoni and there’s a pot of honey below you.”

      • I generally like weird people. But if you’re gonna be nutty, it has to be grounded in intelligence. This woman is just barely hanging on.

        • Damn, you aren’t kidding. I watched a whole minute of this and had to stop. It felt like I was laughing at someone who is legitimately a little “special.”

          • Are the vagina dolls terrifying? Yes. Should she get a real job? Probably. She’s no Ali Shanti and couldn’t be one even if she wanted to, so at worst she’s spoiled with family/sugar daddy money and is probably being fleeced by the rest of them.

            I feel sorry for her. She’s put roots down in a “community” where the only success comes from bilking people out of whatever they have, and she couldn’t sell me water if my house was on fire.

          • Sir Lurks, all you say here is true.

            She really does have an innocent quality that is hard to fake and which the other lunatics at this particular asylum are lacking. I know she is banging at least one other dude (am thinking of one infamous “goddess being plugged in the booty” picture, h/t Gilly), but maybe she should hook up with Debbois, as she seems like the female version of him.

        • I’ve never heard an intelligent person pronounce words ending in -ing as if they are written as -een.

          “Hi! We’re goeen to be talkeen about workeen our yoni muscles!”

    • i’m sorry, but ever since i watched the vid of them flossing their teeth and gackling over each other (i just made up that word because that is the only way i can describe it), i just can’t hit the play button on any more of these

    • I love how they always try to ad lib their lines, and fail so awkwardly. Anyway, it turns out I can stand listening to them as long as I can stand reading them (2-3 sentences).

  4. jena looks insane in her 10 lb headscarves and genie pants while riding a scooter around harlem. hairline isnt thaaaat bad.

    girl, work that shill though. i have actual respect for the woos who at least have a sortof job. (except shantitown. that woman is just vile.)

  5. Bottom Picture: Revolutionary War Meets Young Male Prostitute Meets Mom Jeans.
    That will NEVER be a look, hire a stylist for a shoot, or better yet just get a real job.

    Fivehead, deep sea fishing for compliments on Facebook causes hair loss, embrace baldness.

  6. Memo to Jenna Gray: commenting about your bizarre hairline isn’t putting you “under attack,” you precious little snowflake.

  7. Delurking in honor of stunted and insufferable yoni talk. Inga Muscio’s “Cunt” is an irreplaceable resource…for very, very young women looking to introduce their super ego to feminism. All these women remind me of myself as a self-obsessed 15 year old who believed my vagina could cast spells to knock down the patriarchy if you just painted with a little menstrual blood (an actual art medium from this book)! But they are all growed up and still believe this!
    I know you cat ladies comment on the woo hypocrisy all the time, but I just get so worked up at these self-proclaimed “healers” spending so much time spooning puss-honey when there are homeless and hungry children in their very own city!

  8. If you don’t like reading what strangers have to say about you, Flim-Flamme, maybe a career as a public figure isn’t the best choice.

  9. TL:DR, some strangers on the Internet said something mean about my hair, I felt bad at first, but then I got over it.

    #pleasurablebaldness

    #tweenmentality

    • Among the four comments, one of which was Jena commenting on Jena’s post in an ad offering $100 off a VIP strategy session with the pleasurable sixhead:

      Marian Magdalene Who are these mean people who don’t have anything better to do than sit around and talk about the way you look?

      Marian’s deep thought received two likes, one from Jena and one from Smellsberg.

  10. OT but to all those lovely catpeeps who from time to time recommend great music – go check out Bon Iver’s new album 22, Million. So wonderful. So, so good.

  11. Let me get this straight – her hairline is receding, she doesn’t know why, and instead of going to a doctor she is going to ignore it instead? This is not an unpaid parking ticket, woman, get you house in order! Make that appt. ASAP

    • Like Woody Harrelson, Jena just has a widow’s peak. Also, she’s an amazing businesswoman, her boyfriend is a great dad, and Smellsberg isn’t a gargoyle who is squandering his family’s fortune.

  12. Jenna La Flamme is such a self-absorbed, humorless bag of dough. Do you think she was always this insufferable? Like with Julia, we know she was pretty much a cunt from Day 1, but I wonder if this “lady goddess” was ever a normal kid? What changed? Can you go ONE FUCKING DAY without focusing on how to please your body? I wonder how many hours a day this nitwit spends squatting over a mirror gazing at her own twat?

    • News about Donald trump has stories of him as being as thoroughly rotates a child as he is decades later, so probably. Throwing cake at parties was the best one. Shipped off to fake military school and claiming service experience was the outcome.

  13. Is Dead Russian Hooker #2 trying to strangle herself in Top Picture?
    Solo sex = auto-erotic asphyxiation.

  14. Never before have a seen a “treasure trail” with less promise than the prize found in a box of Cracker Jacks.

    • JFA-ing to add: It’s like a fuzzy arrow proclaiming “THIS WAY TO MY MANGINA!”

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