Donkey Allison, who’s “vegan 90% of the time,” probably lost her dearest friend, Cancer-Free Dan, when choosing to defend an out-of-line woo pothead at his expense, but why not? Not when she can trumpet the words of like-minded idiots like Alea Rain. Do the woos all share the same fucking name or variants thereof? (I’m reminded of a lesbian friend who wanted to call a book about her many romantic entanglements, “They’re All Called Tammy!”)
Am I in relationship? I am in relationship with myself. I am committed to living my truth, to being consumed by my own flames. I do not need someone else to discover my magic in order for me to believe in my worth. I am a living piece of art, making art, and by doing so making love to the universe. And you are all a part of the universe, so I guess that means I’m also in a relationship with you too. Does that answer your question? — at Sahlia Jewelry.
Christ, all of the woos sound like the same broken record and not at all like independent thinker Dan. Take comfort in knowing this nonsense was posted over eight hours ago and Donkey has received only two likes, both from fans in the ‘stans’, one being Wali Rahman’s stealth account.
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