The woo women spent last weekend at some mysterious “Goddess Rising” retreat in California. The usual cast of clowns attended, so Donkey was probably there. Jena la Flamme posted a FB video of several of the attendees acting like entitled assholes, but that video has mysteriously disappeared. What’s remained are teasers and direct advertisements for upcoming grifts. Re: the above fauxto of Adelle Juliet, Cory Tanner Glazier’s piece, Jess “Caterwauler” Johnson writes:
For all of you who have been hearing stirrings about The Garden of Eden presents – Goddess Rising – featuring Jess Magic, Krista Richards and Yasmine El Baggari…I offer you our 2nd contributing badass womb-an, the magnificent Adelle Juliet.
Adelle will be stretching herself into the fiery realms of destruction, fierce compassion, and the death of all that does not serve to bring you the ever-intriguing and often feared….Kali!
Sorry I couldn’t attend, Jess; I was needed back on planet earth. But salsa-ing slacker Jena was so inspired, she flew home and posted several ads directed at womb-en who have the body sads. #jenaspleaurableanorexia
If you are unhappy with your body, consider that it may not be the fault of your body. It may be because you do not believe you have a right to happiness with your flesh. If so, I invite you to question that belief.
Do you want to live and die being un satisfied and critical with your living creature?
Surely not. If you’d like my support shifting this reality so that you can enjoy your body without disapproval or disappointment, john me for my free teleclass on Thursday.
“Wasn’t this teleclass wonderful?! Ready to sign up for my sixth-month class? I’ll take $500 off if you pay in full today!”
From the least profeshunal womb-an ever:
Of course, attendee Ali Shanti is always juggling several scams. Here’s the most recent:
Jennifer Russell, Bryan Franklin’s piece, got her goddess on before flying home to post about a couples retreat that she and her goofball husband are hosting. Neither is a licensed therapist, but so what?!
Bryan and I have decided to do something we’ve been dreaming of doing for a very long time which is to do create a private Retreat at an incredible 12,000 sqft mansion that sits on 7 beautiful acres of land on the topic of love, intimacy, and relationship.
It’s a long time coming after years of helping people both formally and informally with their relationships and being asked…’when are you guys going to teach this stuff!’. Well that time is now and I’m excited…
Our goal is to help a small intimate group rewrite their relationship DNA so that they can more fully embody their ideal love story.
Who wouldn’t want to spend a weekend with these clowns? Maybe tubby Bryan will drink jugs of Aya and run around shirtless, hoping to entice the ladies? Fozzie indicated this is the jerk’s m.o.
On a related note, the webpage for the 2016 Ontrapalooza prominently features a heavily photoshopped Donkey as one of eight past speakers, all “world-class marketing experts.” HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Update: Donkey genuflects at the altar of Tony:
“The secret to living is giving.”
Sure, Annie! Dadser’s monthly check arrives this week, and I know the only way I can truly be one of the tribe is to give more and more cold hard cash to my sisters and to beloved Rain! #richandsoblessed #happymoneyhappyme