What a fucking broken record. Just how desperate is Donk?
I have a gorgeous top floor 2 bedroom Marina apartment on Beach Street available March 15th … it’s heavenly and quiet and beautiful and a rare gem in SF – and I will miss it (I’m moving into a bigger home near nature in Marin or the East Bay at some point this year). I got my place from a friend, and I want to keep it in the family. This home won’t even go on the market (and if you check on Zillow or Craigslist – there are literally ZERO places in the Marina area available). Devin and I put in new chandeliers, dimmers, curtains, california-closetized it, really customized the joint. wink emoticon So let me know if you’re interested. Fair warning: it’s pricey … but welcome to SF. (We pay $4700 but expect it to rise to something like $5500 or $6k. It IS rent controlled – thus, I can’t just switch the lease over – or I would!)
PS. There will be another unit available in my building in 8 months … a two bedroom with office. The family there bought a place and is moving out. So if you want to gather a bunch of friends and move in here, this is the place to do it!
A bigger home in Marin, Donkey? With four bedrooms and Devin? wink emoticon
Update: Donkey Dangerfield, who has left FB for the next few months, needs your help re: her new stand-up routine:
Does anyone know of a TOP NOTCH editor who deals well with comedy writing? Well. Comedy-esque writing, really. Tina Fey will not be concerned about her job security. PM me please!
Bottom Fan in the ‘Stan: David Kram, Entrepreneur. CEO, EMRLD (Premium Marijuana Delivery Startup). Co-Star, Reality TV Show on ABC Family, who responds to every turd Donkey dumps!