… Diane Arbus snapped Julia Allison for yandy.com:
Thank you to @Yandy for my Mermaid Halloween costume! I loved it. (PS. I made the flower crown myself!)
Peter Baugher displays his beast of burden’s “significant neurological abilities”:
Among the hired help posing with Android Jones for Sea-Org Summit 2015:
Adolescent BFFs clown for the camera. Too cute!
Sucking up to OMG! Randi – she liked the FB fauxto – while pretending to be in Chicago for Thanksgiving:
Mark Zuckerberg might have a hospital named after him now, but I have this … um … storefront … in Chicago.
Posing with the recently dumped Nisha Moodley and masturbatrix Ariel White for Duckface’s FB profile fauxto:
Bowlegged and forever lazing on Daddy’s dime. How can Donkey possibly find the time to get that PR grift up and running?
Update: Don’t forget to give thanks for the caterwauling vocal stylings and middle schooler lyrics of Julia’s songstress lov-ah, Jess “Duckface” Johnson. “You inspire me / To be a higher me!” Now that’s poetry!