Updated: Orgy People

Remember Donkey Allison? The chick who once found Hair to be offensive because OMG people were nude on stage?

She has evolved! She and her hooters look 60, but still, they were obviously exhausted from all the orgies at Camp Mystic.

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On phone with the only person I talk to about BM after they go – great person, totally legitimate and down to earth etc etc. He’s going on and on about this or that and all of a sudden says:

“So have you heard of Camp Mystic?”

I spit up my boxed wine – yes, yes I said…he proceeds to tell me that they are a nutso group of polygamists and that he had one friend in the camp – stops by one day and no one is to be found -no one. He finally sees someone and asks – where is everyone? Answer:

“Oh, they’re all in the tent having an orgy”

All 160 or so of them.

I. CANNOT.

Update, now with more fauxtos! Donkey & PhuturePhuckPhace in the puppy pile:

puppy pile

Papa Chevalier gets ready to announce the afternoon orgy:

papa orgy

208 COMMENTS

  1. also. that cant be comfortable having stickers on your nipples, dust and shit circulating and all. and her booty shorts are always SO TIGHT. let the clam dungeon breathe for heavens sake.

  2. SO MUCH CANKLESHAUSEN.

    WTF?? She looks crazy, puffy from crying and high as fuck. Plus EW. Put those titties away, girl. You too old for that shit. And she looks twice the size of Katiyana. What a hot mess.

    • she is oozing scheme juices all over Katiyana, trying to get those sausage snappers on Bear

      ALL THE GIRLS better run; PhutureStalkedExBoyfriend, it’s too late for you, have fun with this bunny boiler, couldn’t have happened to a nicer lame DJ

    • Really one of the most disturbing photos of her I’ve ever seen. She is not well. She looks like a weepy drug addict who is having a terrible trip.

      • Eh to me she’s hanging it all out, having fun, all WTF, tripping and being dumb.

        ITS THAT CREEPY BOTOX SMILE!

        • Sorry, have to disagree. I find this really disturbing that she would go this far. Pepperoni nips was bizarre enough but I could see how she could frame that as “art.” Here she looks like a real lunatic. She needs help.

          Even if I am overstating, this is now a permanent photo on the internet. You don’t land Jack McCains and worthy men looking like this. You land balding DJs that cheat on other people to be with you, momentarily. She has really committed here. There’s no going back.

          (PS, Bunsy, I owe you a burner address, so sorry so fat, so on a deadline!)

          • I mean, yeah. She should’ve saved tits out for the night parties like her friends did. She never knows better.

        • Nah, this is mind baughlingly nutbars. This is nothing short of an admission — and an embrace — of failure considering where she’s been and where she thought she would go. This is also now in the google image results for Julia Allison Baugher, so bye bye already dead book, any decent mark, and any hope of the likes of Cindy goddamned McCain ever again.

        • Yeah, I’m gonna go with an LSD/MDMA situation. Whatever. Neither of those things will help her like ability.

      • No judgment in Black Rock City.

        Chlamydia, on the other hand…pretty sure there’s a whole lot of chlamydia.

      • Orgies are fine, let your sexual freak flag fly, but an orgy with a large contingent of people who likely haven’t showered in several days out in the hot desert sun on the dusty playa, and who have probably had sex with several other partners in those several days? puke emoticon

      • Worse. That at least was art-directed. This is one of the most graceless things I’ve ever seen anyone wear. Ever.

      • Comparatively speaking, she looked fresh as a daisy in the pepperoni nips shot. Here she looks truly terrible.

        • Looking beyond the obvious “oh honey” elephant in the room, her arms and legs must be fucking dying to escape that getup. And her ears seem to be melting in the desert heat.

          Maybe this is toddler clothing? I mean, I can’t imagine why a baby would want to wear it but maybe if it was like… a dance outfit or something.

          Maybe I shouldn’t be giving her ideas.

          • Two things: my children had rainbow legwarmers just like that. When they were six-month-olds. And my boobs look a little bit like that, but I breast-fed two children.

  3. OMGreg!! Still the most cameltoed person on playa…

    Katiyana Kittay (i.e. the most alliterated person in the world) is giving her a very uncomfortable bitch-please side look and Donkey is so out of it that she can’t even tell.

  4. I do like the bus sign scrawled on the bottom of a case of beer with a Sharpie. I’d go to BM for the art, fer sher.

  5. Paging our favorite Ritual Dancer, paging our favorite Ritual Dancer…your day is about to get better.

  6. now i see why ms kittay is most often in a crown, turban sheet, feather headdress, umbrella, cover up around the grill

  7. Think about this: Petey.paid.for.that.outfit. Where does one buy a titless rainbow striped long sleeved poly (lol) shirt?

    • I was wondering the same! Hahaha! And of COURSE she would find rainbow heart pasties. Greg, she’s tacky.

      • Every time I look at it I find a new little treat! There’s a necktie! And a belt! I wish she had Mork from Ork suspenders…Oh my god, I love this so much.

    • She probablt scammed Yandy again for their highly flammable and cheap “club wear” just like she ripped off the Coobie folks.
      What a whore.

  8. So is that a kid’s shirt pulled up to expose those Paxil laced flapjacks on her chest? How are they so depressed & droopy?

    • Wearing Coobies with no support every day of her life can’t be doing her any favors with the drooping boobs 🙁

    • That top is unbelievably unflattering. It is the literal opposite of a push up bra. That thing is smashing her deflated ta tas DOWN. Why would you do that? I don’t get it. I mean even Shanti is running around with her 40 plus year old tits (which I think she has had done) shoved up to her chin by loads of underwire. This look is just so, so NO.

      • She has no idea how to dress to flatter her body, but what else is new? Those boy shorts do not do any favors for her with her ass shape, and that the shorts are high waisted makes the look even worse. If you have thick legs and thighs, why on earth would you wear horizontally striped tights? Her severe pulled back hairstyle ages her, she could benefit from a layered cut with some softness around her face. The top and the pasties are just ridiculous but even worse, they smash down her boobs, which are not that terrible, making them look saggier than they are. I don’t want to go all Grifty Eye for the Donkey, but I could have put together a much sexier and more flattering outfit for her than this that wouldn’t have made her look like a freaking lunatic.

        • Those colors barely look good on a rainbow, and unlike a real rainbow with soft and muted colors she must take it to the cheapest and most literal sense ROY G BARF.

    • I mean…that first pic looks like a PSA about the dangers of being kidnapped into sex trafficking, the second looks like Manson Family Vacation, and the third looks like outtakes from American Horror Story: Freak Show (the stuff they couldn’t show on basic cable).

      I honestly wonder whether the Baughers are going to do an intervention after this bout of cray. (Who am I kidding, they are Olympic-level enablers.)

      • Dad$ers will probably just buy her some Victoria’s Secret bras with more support to hoist up those sagging titties 🙂

      • Ha ha thats hilarious ! Armchair diagnosis, I think the promiscuous path is a very bad plan for JA. Part of her NPD is being a textbook love addict who uses men for validation, but if she adds sex addiction that’s a whole other can of worms. Some polyamorous people and orgy fanciers are self actualized and grounded, others are more like… JA. I mean, I can’t assume that JA is trading sex for validation, but if she is, that’s a very vicious cycle. I’ve been there and it’s hard to get out. Also her age is the age I started recovering from that not getting into it. If she is starting that cycle now she really blows her 30’s on this crap. I hate to sound so gloomy but l’ve seen people lose years of their lives to this stuff. Bummer.

        • I think deep down she knows she doesn’t offer enough to “keep a man,” so she’s settling and trying to convince herself THIS is her choice to be passed around the dirty circle of distrust like a used condom.
          The overtones of telling DJ Rain that he could just use her as a rebound fuck is the single most pathetic, lonely, desperate thing I’ve heard about her.
          She has not won anything other than a trip to the free clinic and even lower self esteem than were she started (which was already below sea level).

          I agree this will not end well for her.

          • And I have no joy in that. It makes me sad. At a certain point youthful mistakes become real character flaws and people lose their moral fibre in a downward spiral. I guess JA never had much fibre to begin with , but.. le sigh.

          • She brought it all on herself, though. She had a million chances, blew them all. Never listened to anyone who tried to advise or help her. Treated people like dirt, swanned her spoiled, entitled ass all over the place at others’ expense.

            No, she’s earned this 100% herself. She may not have supported herself financially, but she is her own creation and her own worst enemy. Fuck her.

          • See, I don’t find the rebound sex offer sad or pathetic. Merely conniving an manipulate. Donks is so convinced of her allure and sexual wiles that she just used that ever so cynically as the thin edge of the wedge, to lure him in and then, SNAP! the wheedly, sticky jaws of the trap close around him. She never saw herself as “rebound sex” for a second. IMO that is.

            You cats are nicer than me.

    • Clearly no one likes her because even in an orgy accepting world, no friend would let her walk around in what truly is, the worst fucking outfit ever.

      • Yes, and I think she was encouraged to step out in this mess of an outfit by “sisters” who secretly fucking hate her.

  9. I don’t understand these people’s outfits! Last picture. Harness on top of tank top? Asymmetrical leather flap on top of jock strap? So much coverage on so little of the body? Help.

    • orgy formalwear

      you just aren’t enlightened enough to understand, I guess

      with softness though

    • 1st picture- Mrs. Kittay- A heavy, wool sweater that still leaves the stomach exposed?

    • All of the above, but one sort of extenuating factor — it’s hot as fuck in the day, and you are walking/riding/dancing, and at night when you are rollin’ balls it is pretty cold, but your body temperature is fluctuating and you’re still walking/riding/dancing. It just evens out if you kind of dress for San Francisco weather — dress light and carry a coat.

  10. She didn’t post that on her public page. I don’t see it.

    (this is the last time I’ll make this statement if I’m wrong. I’ll just accept that I can’t see stuff others can)

  11. I’d like to have been a fly on the wall of her mind when she looked at herself in the mirror and thought…”A necktie. That’s what this still needs.”

  12. George Miller announces “Mad Max: Furry Road,” a sequel to the popular action film that will involve a sexual subculture best known for cutting holes in teddy bears.

  13. what will the powerful mothers of wilmette think of julia baugher now?

    is that dj phuturewhatev behind jules? woof. hes not cute.

    • Wilmette’s powerful mothers thought little of Julia Baugher to begin with. Now I’m guessing they’re quietly uninviting Robin from various committees.

  14. I’m going blind from all the clashing rainbows.

    Worst look EVER. There are not enough nachos for this!

    In other news, I see CL is heading to the Hamptons to recover from her trip. Living well is the best revenge.

  15. Ugh. Someone find me the eye bleach, stat! At this rate, is she going to embrace #freethenipple in two years? (Please don’t.)

  16. Ughhh. She embraces that Rainbow moniker like it’s some deep and meaningful spirit animal name. Most of these woos and their BS names are gag-worthy but at least I will give them credit for trying. Donk was given this superficial name because she OMG dresses in rainbow colors. There is nothing inspiring or thought-provoking there. Obnoxious!! I want to punch her so hard. But I’ll settle for an order of NACHOS instead. Put those saddlebags away!

    • It’s not even aesthetically attractive or interesting. It’s the worst!! I don’t want to body snark her but I hate her! I hate them all.

      • She could have not chosen a less flattering costume than this. I will snark on that all day long.

  17. That is the first photo of Julia I have ever seen that actually makes me believe she takes hallucinogens. I have always suspected she just stands near people who trip and mimics their behavior.

    • It explains her overconfidence in relation to her body, that outfit, and lack of shame standing next to a girl with a way better body who chose a kid’s sweater vest oppose to kid’s clown costume.

      • That’s why I thought the pic at the festival (posted earlier) may have (proved wrong) been her because her mouth was closed grinding for once.

  18. OT, but did CL unfriend Ali Scamti? I was looking for Ali’s like on the recent photo in the Hamptons and couldn’t find it and then couldn’t find her on the friends list. She liked the previous photo. You go, CL!

    • Yes I did – I’m unfriending anyone who posts photos of Julia and Rain, and anyone who considers her a close friend.

      • “TinyNCute” is going to kill her, if only it would shame her into putting on a shirt.

      • Team CL!
        I know it’s sport to talk about how beautiful we think Julia’s nemeses are, but CL is truly gorgeous (that Hamptons pic my god!) But more than that, I wish I had been as evolved, cool, self-confident and self-aware as she is when I was her age (I’m expired now.)

      • If you can’t already see it, you are clearly coming out on top in this messed up situation. Kudos.

      • hey cl. love that youre a basement frequenter now but i would prob not read up too often just in case it opens up old wounds and whatnot. but if youre okay now then cmere and i shall pass the franzia.

        • CL – gorgeous photo with the helmet on! You seem lovely inside and out and we wish you well. You’ve come out on top and I think you will look back (maybe you already do) and see that, painful as things were, it is for the best. Moving along to better things…

      • Stay strong, lovely woman. You are better than those fuckers in every way. Smarter, wiser, kinder, more humane, a hundred times more beautiful inside and out. The basement is here to catch your fall if you have bad days! You can count on us!

      • Hello there – remember you can also still be friends with someone, but stop receiving their posts.

        If you go to that person’s profile, look on the right side of their profile for the “Following” button, located the Friends and Message button. Click that and you’ll stop receiving their posts.

        Be well, and be safe.

  19. I’m kinda speechless. Wow. She is just flat out burning down any bridge back to respectable. What comes next now that she will soon be ostracized by her woo sisters?

  20. Who is she desperately clutching in the 2nd photo? The one with whom she is not breaking up?

    • Lol, as someone who’s been to the Anne Murray Centre.

      I think she (KK) usually looks prettier than that. Certainly prettier than BK deserves if we’re going on looks alone.

      • I’ve had ‘You Needed Me’ stuck in my head the past half hour as a result of posting this comment. Anyway, yeah I just saw some pics of her which are far better than this one. And I am purposely not addressing the rainbow elephant in the pic because when I saw her my only thoughts were literally, “ew, no, why”

      • Oh, you Canadians and your in-jokes.
        P.S.: Mme. Kittay’s hair looks just like Kirsty Swanson’s wig in the first Flowers in the Attic movie after Cathy got tarred and feathered by the Grandmother.

        • I’m not Canadian but I have a soft spot for Anne Murray actually.

          OMG YES Cathy is a better comparison. I’ve seen that movie more times than I will ever admit. (More than once.. that should say something.)

  21. 159 people = one side of tent frantically trying to avoid the

    1 person = other side of tent

    I have showered 6 times since I heard that information.

    My friend was only a few camps away from them – went with some non douchey “higher ups” (for lack of a better term) – but since they acted and looked normal and weren’t draped in luxury she probably never gave them a second look. Thank god…

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