Skankatron, writing as both “Ali” and “Alexis,” sent an appalling email to her listserv and took off with her adopted son, DJ Fozzie Commode, to a smelly burner fest in Loveland. Wonder if the old raunch was able to talk any of her fellow gods & goddesses into hawking DoTerra Oils, her latest scam.
Robert William Love, Jr., AKA The Jazzerciser, showed up. Does he ever bathe? Did Ronnie Martin really give him her retirement savings so that The Jazzerciser could film her 41-year-old daughter stumbling around burner campgrounds?
The Jazzerciser holds court, presumably in front of that notorious four-on-the-floor-futon van:
I have no words, other than grrrrrr:
Ali found herself happily sandwiched between a 1980s low-budget action film star and the ineffable Fozzie:
She’s got that post-threeway glow!
NOTE: ALI SHANTI IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO COMMENTED ON JULIA ALLISON’S CAT TIARA & CLEAVAGE FAUXTO. THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON.
“I think you need a dab of DoTerra behind the ears, Rainbow.”