There’s got to be more to life than banging your umpteenth fellow conference attendee and scamming the American public out of their hard earned dollars. So, Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely, the Rosa Parks/Harvey Milk of polyamory, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Julia Allison, Scary Sadshaw, and other courageous girls. Yes, Ali has proposed and Alexis has accepted!
I got myself this ring made by Debbie Lichter as a commitment to myself.
Noah noticed the ring and said Mom, what’s that ring?
Me: It’s my engagement ring.
Noah: Who are you engaged to?
Noah: I know you were going to say that. Because you’re a hippie.
Why, that ring is lovelier than a lost rhinestone and that exchange is funnier, cuter, than one of Julia’s old Family Circus cartoons. Of course, we should have expected this proposal was coming when Ali made her daughter’s recent birthday all about Ali.
After fellow woo Debbie Lichter received the above shoutout – do these people just constantly shill one another? – the divine designer responded:
Ali Shanti you came up in my meditation yesterday and I had a vision of you wearing an “empoweRING!!”So honored to see that vision became a reality with this raw rose quartz gemstone ring. I can’t think of a better woman to represent raw LOVE and raw beauty exactly as Mother Nature intended. Congratulations on your marriage. I have a good feeling about this one.
Me too. No one can flick Ali’s clit quite like Ali.