Will you spend All Hallows Eve in The Ellsberg Dungeon?
Or maybe with Jena La Flamme and her sugar daddy, who’ll dress you up in tacky clothing and make you perform ridiculous dance numbers?
Perhaps you’ll spend tonight and all of this weekend with Pamela Madsen and her homeless clit flickers?
Maybe Ali Shanti will talk at you in that horrifically whiny voice until you agree to register for the Money Map?
Or, scariest of all, maybe you’ll take a mustachioed donkey to a costume party? Would you kiss that mouth?! DARE YOU KISS THAT MOUTH?!