This appeared on the Georgetown University Class of 2004 Reunion Facebook page where absolutely no one gave a shit. Anyway, sorry Hoyas! Donks couldn’t grift airfare and a hotel, and has absolutely nothing to brag about, unless you consider dancing in a diaper for her DJ boyfriend while every one ignores her because they are tripping their balls off something that is worth bragging about.
For those of us who should be ashamed of ourselves because we’ve been around long enough to remember, Donks WOULD NOT SHUT UP about her five-year reunion where she took the top prize in keg fellatio.
Here’s a hilarious interview from back when she thought she was the hottest of shit instead of the cold, wet turd that she is.