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  1. That one on the right is creeping into the uncanny valley from the wrong end.

    Didn’t she just have a photo shoot? What was the purpose of the naked goddess pepperoni nips extravaganza? Or has another techie appeared on the horizon, causing her to shed her hippie authenticity costume and order up something more presentable?

  2. She’s looking to get photos of her in Yoga mode made. I’m guessing that her way of writing this book is to just show a bunch of photos of her different personas as a way of demonstrating ways she tried to be “happy.” So this book has gone from doing lots of interviews with various people to–surprise!–being all about Donks.

    My theory.

  3. God, this circle jerk never ends. Nisha Moodley lent her apartment to Ali Shitty and Craig Fuckstick. They’re there celebrating his birthday. What year is not known.

    Craig Filek
    49 minutes ago near San Francisco, CA
    View from The Office… Today…

    Thanks Nisha ;-] — with Ali Shanti.

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    4 people like this.

    Nisha Moodley So glad you’re enjoying Temple Cottage! Welcome home!
    37 minutes ago · Like

    Ali Shanti Nisha Moodley deepening in my knowing of you by being here. Your home feels incredible. Thank you sister.

      • LOL. Yes, happy 38th birthday to you, Craiger, CEO of Craigerville, Inc.

        Craig Filek
        about a minute ago near San Francisco, CA
        [Birthday Help]

        I want to give you all a tremendous gift of myself, to give until there’s nothing left of me but Us… and I need some help figuring out how to do that.

        What’s clear to me is that I’m a unique whole part of something so exquisite that the sheer magnitude of the brilliance is almost entirely incomprehensible. (Like ants, we barely register the lightning and thunder with our limited senses).

        Yet, in the giving of ourselves into one another, something emerges that we can actually metabolize with our experience. A ‘We’ that is far more interesting than just Me.

        You each reflect something so delightful and profound when I pause long enough to observe… and I want to show you how you’ve impacted me so you can see yourself as I see you.

        You’re like the treasures in the house of my soul, and I want to invite you in to sit with me and savor a long, juicy moment… some tea and conversation, some art, some music, some poetry… the pleasure you all bring me in the aggregate of our shared experience.

        But how?

        How can I serve you? What gifts would you call forth from the void within me from whence all this magic arises and returns?

        If anything was possible… what could I offer you to make your life that much more exquisite, so that together, we all increase our enjoyment of this fleeting moment we share?

        Today is ‘my’ day… and I want to give all to you. All of you. I’m just so grateful for this life, and I know the only way to keep it flowing is to give it all away!

        Help ;-]

        From his doormat:

        Ali Shanti
        2 minutes ago near San Francisco, CA
        Happy birthday Craig Filek.

        Each morning (and night), Craig and I have a practice of sharing gratitudes (thanks Gabrielle for gifting us this practice). Today, I’m sharing them with you all so you can celebrate Craig, as I do.

        I’m grateful that you are committed to a path of growth, evolution and self awareness and you always uplevel, even when it’s hard.

        I’m grateful for your transparency and willingness to share your inner reality, even when you want to withdraw and isolate.

        I’m grateful for the way you push your edges (and mine) in the pursuit of more awakening to the truth of life itself, even when the conditioning feels so strong.

        I’m grateful that you are willing to be and remain on the leading edge, even when it means a lot of arrows in the back.

        I’m grateful that you have chosen to take a leadership role in the company and the family instead of going on tour with the Dead.

        I’m grateful you are easing up on kicking your own ass while maintaining a balance of getting shit done and relaxing into the unfolding.

        I’m grateful you came into my life and keep showing up so fully.

        I love you. (5 photos)

        • When you have to be grateful your man stays home instead of trailing after the Dead (especially when he is 38), you need to look at your choice in men.

        • I am grateful you are ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT YOUR THREE CHILDREN? nope.

          It is probably a good thing that they ignore their kids in favor of tiresome navel gazing as the kids are better off raising themselves.

          And if this is Craig being self-aware, help us baby Jesus.

          • She has two children; he has one. I have the most hope for his daughter, because she lives with her mum, who has a job, and near other adult family members, who have jobs.

            The Shantitown kids just have grifter mum, grifter boyfriend, and sad-sack dad. Though maybe he has a job now that he doesn’t live in Shantitown anymore.

          • Oh I know, I meant the three children total in his life. One would think that a mother of two telling her live-in bf who also has a kid all of the things she loves about him would at least mention the children. But no.

          • But he’s so clearly horrible to her kids that she’s not going to mention it on the “if you can’t say anything nice” principle.

          • From tweeterz”
            “I’m here to provoke an evolutionary leap in consciousness. If you hang around long enough, I will trigger your shadow… what a blessing!”
            shadow blessing, satan too!

        • I feel everything they say is wrong or a lie.

          So about the ants comment he makes with the wisdom of Solomon:”(Like ants, we barely register the lightning and thunder with our limited senses).

          Quick search shows this:
          “Ants are the most reliable weather forecasters on earth. A change in the weather is inevitable if the ants behave in a manner which is out of the ordinary. They will be extra industrious and work frantically to clean out nests, construct and move into new nests, and gather in food, when heavy rains are on the way.

          Ants building cones or crowns around their nests in the ground are excellent indications that rain is on the way.

          When ants build nests on top of fence posts or old stumps, rain is imminent.

          Nests can also be found in or around any object that the ant deems to be higher than ground level when rain is on the way.

          • I’m glad you pointed this out. The woo woo combination of ignorance and flighty language makes my skin crawl.

          • HAHAHAHA! This is perfect. I love it. Pretty much the opposite of what Craig said about ants is true. What a joke that would be funny if these people weren’t shaking others down.

          • It’s not just the “combination of ignorance and flighty language” that creeps me out. It is that there seem to be people who listen to this nonsense or read it and then go “Hm. That’s a very good point. Now where do I find a bitch to slap while defaulting on my debts to make this world a better place?”
            Considering all the other horrible things currently going on all over the world, bottom line is, we are doomed.

        • Can these people keep a single shit on the toilet off fucking FB?

          Hey, freaks, honestly. No one cares. WE only care because we are pointing and laughing because you seriously are two of the biggest fucking freaks I have ever come across. And I’ve lived in NYC for over 15 years, so trust me. That is saying a lot.

          If you can’t afford a hotel don’t fucking travel. Do either of you have jobs? And don’t quote that flimsy snake-oil phony corporation marketing something to lawyers. Because I am a lawyer, and I know exactly 0 people who would ever hire you to even clean their fucking lawns.

          God I hate you both.

          Assholes.

          • Less than 2 days to TMI Relationship, or Jakob & Julia Lite, JFA! Because all those shits must be preserved for posterity. There’s a tome of a description on FB re: this travesty, with Shantitown & Fishdick’s funniest 2 sentences being: “A note about Narcissism: This is a topic we are especially sensitive to.” Bwa ha ha!

        • What the fuck with juicy? I don’t like seeing that word next to anything but the words hamburger, strawberry, and gossip.

          What the fuck and why do they all insist on repeating it? I feel physically repulsed when I read it, the way some feel when they hear the word ‘moist.’

          Ugh.

        • Jesus wept.

          “I want to give you all a tremendous gift of myself”
          “You’re like the treasures in the house of my soul”
          “gifted”
          “uplevel”
          “edges”

          LOL that these corporate-speaking narcissists think this is spiritual or progressive or original.

          Real hardcore festival hippies are sometimes a little dippy or woo-susceptible or acid-casualty, but they are also earnest and sincere, and are often smart and hardworking to boot. These people are desperate, scrabbling con men who may or may not have conned themselves as well.

        • Dear friends,

          My birthday is coming up and I want you all to give me tremendous gifts. Jewelry, handbags, spa stays, gourmet goodies and booze are all appreciated.

          What’s clear to me as that as glass-brained as all you neurotic assholes are, you are all gainfully employed (or haven’t blown through the inheritance), college-educated, shower regularly and are very attractive. Well, okay, you’re well-dressed and have good posture. Well, okay, you’re borderline fuckable. After a few drinks. Four or five. Whatever. Hey, at least you look better than one Ali Ahanti and her pet homeless man.

          And while you do not reflect anything particularly delightful or profound (nor, I hasten to add, do I), it would never occur to me to send you a group letter where I compare you to ants. Busy little bees with great big stingers and short little fuses? Maybe. Ants? No way.

          In closing, drop off the gifts with the doorman and please don’t get fat!

          Kthanxbai

          • I point out this is what I’m sending to my IRL circle of annoyances. You lovely catladies are a different story. Just leave the loot at the corner of Lexington & 63rd.

    • The 3 of them are just a few of the educators participating in this online sexuality and relationship series:

      http://sexualityandrelationshipconference.com/

      Scroll all the way down to get to the speakers. See? There’s Alton Busey, Nisha, and…Ali and Craig.

      I grabbed a screencap of Ali Shanti and Craig Filek’s bio popup – where should I sent it to?

      • Oh, sweet mother of Greg, vom forever. That’s just a rogue’s gallery of horrible sex woo grifters.

        • Just the dregs, although I’ve worked with Patti Britton, who’s got real cred despite that goddamn fringe vest she’s always wearing. Patti, if you’re still with us, what the fuck are you (consciously) doing with these scammers?

        • HA HA and also Geoffrey Miller, racist, sexist, fat-hating, Twitter-based-self-with-own-petard-hoisting evolutionary psychologist.

      • Ugh the “truth-telling lawyer and evolutionary [sic] strategist bringing forth a new economy perspective for personal finance decisions” who didn’t maintain her law license until a bunch of haters reminded her to and fucking partied in Vegas at a 5 star restaurant mere months before declaring that she can’t pay back the $880K she owes. She belongs in jail.

        • In jail and toss away the key. Most Americans who declare bankruptcy do so because of astronomical medical bills that still total much less than grifty grifter Alexis Neely’s 880K. Nope, no medical emergency here, just a pair of complete assholes & terrible parents tooling around Vegas on the taxpayer dollar. May they both (consciously) rot in hell.

          • IF I had time I might do it. It would look best coming from a member of the CA bar though.

            Someone should honestly tip off the examiners of CA about her shenanigans.

            Anyone should feel free, honestly, esp fellow CA members of the bar who think they have seen anything unseemly, unethical, or even borderline illegal. That’s why we are a regulated profession.

          • ahahaha – talk about the jokes writing themselves:

            Head over to the About Page and meet us! We are Alexis Neely + Ali Shanti (the two distinct expressions of our founder… being all of who she is even when not everyone understands)

          • Jesus, I’d not seen this outrage, which should even give Petey Baugher pause. No wonder Neely & Donkey are soul sisters.

            Watch this training call with Alexis Neely & Amrita Khalsa and discover:
            • How to request financial support for your business from friends, family and other loved ones in a way that makes them want to say yes (and what to do if they say no or not right now)

            Alexis Neely is a multiple million-dollar entrepreneurial strategist & “Lawyer You Love” who has created a unique way for you to ask for and receive the money you need to start, support or grow a business that really benefits the world.

          • skipped but heard this: 1:04:16-22
            She really said this:

            “You really want to know about the people you are taking advice from.”

          • Look at this: http://livethefutureshow.com/guests/

            It is YET ANOTHER bizniss sight / cite / site on which Alexis Neely purports to provide financial advice!! Coming soon in June 2014!

            I’m growing certain Alexis has zero clients as has been mentioned before because her bar record is clean. She is certainly pressing her luck with all of the many biznisses though.

          • She seems to constantly overextend herself, both financially and with regard to her time.

          • This is really long but interesting:
            http://mixergy.com/alexis-neely-eyes-wide-open-life-interview/

            Haven’t gotten through it but it appears she set up trusts to own her “businesses” to protect them from BK?

            Also if you had 20K in the bank heading into BK , Alexis, why does your BK schedule indicate that you only had $500 in the bank? Because you went on one last spree leading up to filing because fuck all of your creditors?

          • Talk about the jokes writing themselves:

            ‘She’s also about to launch Woo School, intuitive development to help individuals and teams grab their light and shine out loud. She’s gathered a group of sassy, grounded, relevant instructors to deliver solutions for living in the here and now.’

        • Also, THIS has got to be the nutsiest thing I’ve ever read:

          http://eyeswideopenlife.com/blog/alexis-neely/womens-gifting-circles-secret-scam-or-saving-grace/

          “A word on legality. Hitler’s “Final Solution” was legal. The genocidal Trail of Tears was legal. Slavery was legal. Don’t confuse legal with just.”

          Yes, it’s true that in the form these circles exist, the government would say they are not “legal.” And, chances are, if you are reading this, there may be various activities that you engage in that are not legal.

          • “This article presents the balanced view you’ve been looking for. First, I’ll address the issues of legality, taxation, the math and secrecy. Then, I’ll give you specific criteria to evaluate to determine if it’s right for you.”

            WITH NO DISCLAIMER that this is provided for information purposes only and doesn’t constitute advice.

            And here’s the first comment on the blog post, calling this a pyramind:

            Sondra Rose · Owner at Sondra Rose • Coaching for Health & Happiness
            Reposting my comment from last August, since it got lost in the move to a new site:

            “For some women, joining a circle is absolutely the right thing to do.”

            As a fellow abundance coach, I am absolutely appalled by your article.

            Have you ever read M. Scott Peck’s “People of the Lie”? Much of your essay reads like the rationalizations of many of the women in these groups. You also seem amazingly out of touch with the reality of these groups in a community context.

            I’d like to examine some of the key elements that you are missing in your “balanced view.”.

            Honesty
            My friends in circle have lied to other women I know about the nature of the scam “Oh, no, it’s not a pyramid.” Even though they know full well what the structure is. “Oh, gifting is perfectly legal.” while they know it isn’t in this context and are scrambling for ways to make it legal. I suspect that many have lied about the source of their newly won abundance to their friends and family members. A great way to build trust, hmmm?

            Integrity
            Many of the “spiritual” women’s circle scams espouse a view of themselves as an alternative to the existing money paradigm–indeed part of the “sacred economy.” The truth is that these circles are a perfect example of the existing money paradigm dressed in spiritual clothing. And no matter how you slice it, it is women stealing from women, not “Women Empowering Women.”.

            Community
            If you are “in” the circle, then someone has to be “out”. How is this supportive or inclusive in small towns/communities? My friends have had friendships end, experienced snubbing and been ostracized for speaking their concerns about the circles and spreading the truth about the structure. Some of them are concerned that their livelihoods may be threatened if they don’t join the circle.

            And for those of us who fundamentally oppose the structure of these circles, it puts us in a challenging position if we offer goods or services. If someone wants to buy my house and I know they can only afford it because they are in circle, am I going to sell it to them? Don’t think so.

            Empathy
            Sisterhood becomes on oxymoron when the only outcome you are focused on is your own. You can’t say that you are supporting women while you invite them into a structure that is designed to only financially benefit the first 12% of participants.

            Oh, and in terms of legality, the IRS doesn’t care one whit about your intention to gift if the group is set up as a pyramid scheme.

            Read this post from a lawyer who truly understands the circles and how they harm women:
            http://ask-roxy.blogspot.com/2013/08/gifting-circles-just-how-illegal-are.html#.Ui_UQI69KSN

            I wrote a blog post to help women step out of circles:
            http://www.sondrarose.com/extracting-yourself-from-a-womens-gifting-circle-with-integrity-and-grace

            Amber Bieg wrote a couple of really compassionate & helpful posts:
            http://www.slideshare.net/AmberBieg/gifting-circles8513
            http://green-ideas.com/gifting-cirlces-creating-alternatives/

            Here’s a FB page with some honest and useful commentary:
            https://www.facebook.com/pyranidschemes.4.1.1
            Reply · · 6 · April 4 at 9:19am

            Sondra Rose · Owner at Sondra Rose • Coaching for Health & Happiness
            While the circles have slowed down, women are still being recruited and backers are still receiving money from this scam.

            I am still helping (for free) dozens of women across the country to get their money back and to reclaim their power. The women who have profited from the circles will seldom meet the women who will lose their money, so it is a very convenient “out of sight, out of mind” situation.
            Reply · · 2 · April 4 at 9:23am

          • That’s great. Especially the part about suckering women in domestic abuse situations out of their money with the false promise of getting them enough back to get out of their situation.

            They do something similar in this country, except it’s genuinely meant to help. A group of women all put the same amount of ‘dues’ into an account every month, and over time it grows to be quite a large sum. Then if something happens — unexpected medical bills, someone’s husband gets laid off, funeral expenses, etc. — there’s a sum of money they can borrow from immediately without feeling guilty or racking up loads of interest.

            That is a women’s gifting circle. This is just preying on the weak. So much light and love. Karma? I’d be terrified to speak the word out loud if I were Ali.

          • That post is crazy. She totally admits that most of the women involved in gifting circles will not get their investment back and still recommends that her reads do it.
            “You’ll get scammed, but good on the women who get your money. Do it!” Says the “Truth-Telling” Lawyer who wasn’t actually licensed at the time of this writing and has never sat for the bar in the state she lives.

          • Seriously, my eyes oogled out like a cartoon when I saw “People of the Lie.” That’s EXACTLY who Julia is, and all the people around her, and bravo for this commenter for saying so.

        • Just…as a lawyer I seriously do not fucking understand.

          Any other lawyers as pissed about this as I am? The only lawyers who would sign up for this shit are already struggling losers. So she’s basically fleecing miserable, broke attorneys.

          IF YOU ARE SO GREAT AT ATTORNEY SHIT AND MARKETING YOU WOULD NOT HAVE FAILED LAW PRACTICES NOR WOULD YOU BE SUED FOR MALPRACTICE. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!

          • JFA, I am so pissed off about this that I will come out and tell you and all that I am a lawyer, too. Fuck it. And that is why I am so mad about Alexis Neely. I pay my mortgage and my bar dues and do my CLE and the whole nine. I do not rack up tens of thousands in debt at goddamn Nordstrom’s because I am responsible and we are ostensibly in a profession where we are not supposed to default on debt. Alexis Neely you are a really shitty example of our practice.

          • THANK YOU. I can’t stand unethical attorneys. The bad wrap we get is largely undeserved IMO, because the vast majority of attorneys I’ve worked with and for were ethical and took their obligations seriously. I still don’t understand how she’s never been sanctioned. I really also wanna know what kind of fuckery is involved in her attorney marketing “business.”

            How possibly can you offer financial advice if you declared bankruptcy? Spin it however you want, asshat. It doesn’t mean financial freedom, it means you done fucked up.

          • Also Lurkey ha, I kinda figured…I doubt that will out you in any way.

            It’s just another credential Ali Shanti can exploit in order to rip off desperadoes. There are enough failed/miserable attorneys. I still say she has no clients.

        • I was not exaggerating about the jail remark, either. Let’s get some learning up in here! These bots are rotting my brain.

          Here is the relevant section of the CA code I am talking about:

          6126. (a) Any person advertising or holding himself or herself out as practicing or entitled to practice law or otherwise practicing law who is not an active member of the State Bar, or otherwise authorized pursuant to statute or court rule to practice law in this state at the time of doing so, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in a county jail or by a fine of up to one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by both that fine and imprisonment.

          Upon a second or subsequent conviction, the person shall be confined in a county jail for not less than 90 days, except in an unusual case where the interests of justice would be served by imposition of a lesser sentence or a fine. If the court imposes only a fine or a sentence of less than 90 days for a second or subsequent conviction under this subdivision, the court shall state the reasons for its sentencing choice on the record.

          I bet even you non-lawyers can see that advertising yourself as the “truth telling lawyer” and giving interviews and writing articles in which you state you are a lawyer without saying “I am not eligible to practice” or something similar constitutes advertising and/or holding oneself out as a person who is entitled to practice law over and over and over and over = JAIL

    • Ali Shantineely:
      “Ali Shanti Nisha Moodley deepening in my knowing of you by being here. Your home feels incredible. Thank you sister.”

      Transbraytion:
      “I just went through all the stuff in your nightstand. I had no idea you were into midget porn too. High-five, sister!”

      • She probably got to see the giant apparatus Moodley keeps in her bathroom to clean those enormous beaver teeth of hers.

      • Nisha’s a little wacky, but I respect that she’s genuine about the path that she’s on. I don’t know why she’s associating herself with the dishonesty and whackjobiness of Ali & Craig Filek.

        • Is she still dating Tim Ferriss? Because I think that would throw your griftdar out of whack.

          • Nisha Moodley dates Tim Ferriss? Wow, as I said, I had given her some credit, but if she went out with him she’s way more of an insecure loser inside than I thought. Yeezus. Though it might explain why she’s gotten some notoriety and is always on the online conferences, etc.

        • I’m not sure that anyone pulled Alexis’ BK filings and did any research on her before this. I have skimmed all kinds of interviews she did while not licensed to practice and the folks interviewing her just ate her “truth-telling lawyer” narrative without so much as checking the CA bar site to determine whether she was actually licensed to practice. She spins her BK as something she did for the greater good, but all one needs to do is pull BK filings and check Craig’s fb accounting of her travel and spending to find that’s all lies. But no one did that? So maybe the people in Ali’s circle are genuinely not aware that she is full of shit?

          • Here’s hoping they read your post and find out what a sniveling little shyster what’s her name really is. Utterly foul.

      • Of course not.

        That’s just bait, then comes the switch where she flashes her plastic eyelashes and starts talking about her hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers and how she could totally pay you if you want but she could tweet about you instead and how your business is going to take off like a rocket as a result.

        The Donka paying for something????? HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

  4. I wonder if people ever read and say to themselves “Well, shit. This looked promising but she wants a really talented person. Alas, I am only talented. Better luck next time. I’ll have to keep pounding the pavement looking for some kind of gig where standards aren’t so high.”

    • “Unite against rape!” Unless you get paid enough for it and there is a g-list dick to try to swing from in the process, lol!

    • “I stand against rape” (no shit, Sherlock!), “the orange arches of doom”….

      So many memories…. it seems like yesterday when MMBH and the Donkey were doing their first joint Botox injections.

    • The DVF wrap dress in 12 colors that was always strangulating her upper arms. Guess she doesn’t even try to go for that one anymore.

    • The second picture in the arches of doom montage is what nightmares are made of. It looks like her face is melting.

  5. Coincidence who else’s birthcray it is today?

    I know a fellow cat lady once wrote “Godda#$% I like when they call him smellsberg”

    “Popped a molly, I’m sweatin. Woo! Popped a molly, I’m sweatin. Woo!”

    • Ha! What is left for her after being DUMPED by a homeless carny? (Can you believe that just actually happened? Imagine writing that in 2009!)

      Maybe it’s back to Deadgranny.net and small talk with Smellsberg. Is he still taking your calls?

    • My god the day glo teeth for Miss Advised premiere. yes I know what that pic is from because I remember the dayglo teeth. Whitening gun set to NUCLEAR. Because that is SO ATTRACTIVE FOR A PREMIER.

      God, in person I cannot imagine how insane those look. They should be white-natural asshole, not blindingly neon.

  6. Why doesn’t she ever reuse the photographer, hair and make-up people she has already scammed?

    • the drawn-in, yellow oval faces over her family cracked me up.. yet those are the actual faces most people make in pics with her.. also, what was her original nose?? was the pig nose her second nose? I can never believe how pretty she was as a brunette with the old nose and eyebrows closer to her eyes, pre-fillers and pig nose. also, not a lot of people can pull off red hair and red lips. like, maybe julianne moore or someone with delicate features. I don’t know. I’m a natural redhead and don’t even own a red lipstick. Those are my shanti-less thoughts of the day.

      • when I say not a lot of people can pull that look off, I am including JA. one of her worst looks ever is the red hair and huge red joker mouth.

    • the teeheehaw one oh my GOD! MY GOD!
      Where are all of these photos coming from?

    • astounding. i’m in hysterics here, brayella. i’m 10 years past expiration and have had 3 kids. my body has sagged out and my hair and face have aged. but i STILL don’t look as different from my college pics as Donks does. YIKES.

  7. Both of those pictures burn my retinas. My poor rods and cones!

    • BTW did she even wish Robin a happy Mother’s Day? Or was it all NGMB and fake duck stories?

      • Yes, she posted some old fauxtos of the two of them braying away and some some scrawl about wishing she could live next to Robin. Maybe Grey Gardens this time next year?

      • She posted a couple of pics of her and Robin in formalwear at Britt’s wedding and a throwaway HMD line.

      • She also brayed something about Mom#er. much like NGMB’$, being “exuberant”. Word WOTD.

  8. Anytime I see the word “gift” in a post from these morons my mind automatically sees “grift.” Helpful for this page real life not so much.

    • For me, that pic with Derp is the most canklehausen-inducing Donks photo of them all.

      • agreed. she looks so, so terrible. and so unlike how she would like to be perceived.

  9. the inexplicable inexorable mystery is that the lies are so easily revealed.

    a fat girl who is kind has friends

    a fat girl who lies and thieves and steals and posts fauxtos of herself stretched and shopped is mocked and despised — not for being fat, but for character issues

    • That’s the best you can do? At least try and grift an acceptable insult from someone. We get it-exposure of the truth brings out insults that are meant to demean and deflect in an attempt to distract from the parasitic, manipulative, shameless lives you all live. And hey if it was just you group of adults who choose to grift one another-great but the idea that children are involved I also hope CPS are involved.

      • Craig Filek is a bad dad.
        Craig Filek is an abusive partner.
        Craig Filek is a horrible person.
        Craig Filek is a monster who is jealous of his girlfriend’s children.

        • Oh, and Craig Filek’s daughter is lucky to live so far away from him.
          Craig Filek’s ex-wife dodged a bullet when he left her.

    • Let’s see:
      manipulates does not recognize the rights of others-check
      verbal outburst-check
      lack of shame, remorse or guilt-check, check and check
      irresponsible/parasitic-check
      demeaning and insulting-check
      unethical behavior-check
      name changes to distance from legal trouble-check
      And I have no doubt that you too will get all that you deserve in life.

    • I know I do! Two cute dogs, a good job, good education, PAY MY OWN RENT, never declared bankruptcy, not a failed attorney, don’t publicize an abusive relationship online, not a creepster, did not abandon a child, have smart friends and not a bunch of freaky dim associates…I can go on…

      • But have you ever handfasted yourself to someone who ripped your IUD out while swimming in a goddess pool?

        • “Don’t question me if u haven’t handfasted me while ripping out my IUD u ungoddess!

          • I think I could make that a haiku if I tried.

            Don’t question me if
            You haven’t handfasted me
            While ripping out all my interuterine accessories.
            They’re blue.

            Unconventional haiku, it’s the way of the future.

    • I do believe everyone more or less gets what they deserve in this life. Not in terms of monetary gain, but in relationships with people. Water always finds its level. Ali, meet Craig. Craig and Ali, meet Julia. Let’s see who can grift and scam the most out of whom.

  10. You must mean the hot wife, the amazing place to live, the entrepreneurial business I operate, the great friends, the European and west coast and carribean vacations – that life? Yeah I do deserve it cause I worked hard and was honest and paid my dues.

      • So glad he’s here and not following the Dead around the country! Something I associate with Linda Cardelini’s “Freaks & Geeks” 18-year-old character choosing to do after graduating HS back in ’81.

  11. I note that folks apparently white knighting for Ali Shanti / Craig Filek have not offered one piece of evidence disputing anything that has been written here.

    • Also, it’s interesting that all these people using their completely real and not at all made up names are all saying the exact same thing. Either they are all the same person or there is a wicked case of hive mind going around.

      • It’s the same fried dead head letting his single brain cell unfold. So much uplevelling, he must be exhausted.

    • Not to beat a dead dOnkey, but look, Alexis Neely is aware of these posts about her BK, and about her potential ethics violations, and yet neither she nor anyone on her behalf has come in here to dispute any of them. Because the things represented here as facts are true. Granted, a lot of what is written here is opinion, like, in my opinion, Craig Filek is a scary misogynistic asshole, but our opinions about her life and bf are not potentially harmful to her credibility as a LOLyer. The other stuff is. And she trades on her reputation.

      I sort of can’t believe no one pulled her BK filings before now and looked at her bf’s open fb page to note that she cavorted about in limos and in Vegas leading up to her BK while she was spamming the internet talking about how the debt she racked up was some kind of service to humanity.

        • First ammendment, duuuuuude! The right to privacy, maaaaan!! And the right to put it ALL OUT THERE!!! which allows us to comment on it – see how that works, brah????

        • Fact based evidence over time is the best indicator of the future. The facts are public, not kind and people who manipulate will do anything to keep the facts from being exposed. Your anger is towards the exposure of the facts regardless of who exposed them. In a valid argument you should be able to defend your position with facts and not resort to insults or demeaning people. That’s all anonymity does here-prevent from personally insulting and bringing irrelevant points into the argument. Defend the facts.

          • “Defend the facts,” BINGO. I will be the first to admit if anything I have said is untrue.

        • yes, we are “scared.” Because some of us have real careers. Try to understand that concept. Try really hard.

    • Am I the only one who finds it funny that the troll comes trolling here and calls us trolls? Internet lingo fail. What’s next? All your base are belong to us?

        • Yeah, and something I could easily see the adolescent-y Craig or one of his equally angry & emotionally crippled pals pulling. Or maybe the limo riding LOL has some time on her fasting hands?

        • And repetitive, which makes the lack of originality all the more obvious. Disappointing.

    • yeah, I’ll go sign up for a grifter conference on Sexuality & Relationship. That’ll do it!

    • LOL! God these witty rejoinders are greatly amusing me on my lunch hour, thank you!

    • Sadly, it is prob their children responding which hurts (not cracks) my heart.

      • Oh, my heavens. If it is any of these kids, my hope for them would be that they know we all wish them well, and wish the adults in their lives would be more responsible on their behalf.

    • Okay, to hell w/ it … can’t beat ’em, may as well join ’em …
      (these trolls are inadvertently going to eff up her google results 😉 )

  12. Srsly, I would donate good money to the URL truthaboutalexisneely.com.

    I believe that she’s a smart woman, who worked hard – so hard, in fact, that she lost sight of her own identity, and had to kill a few brain cells, perhaps have a manic break, and pick a new name to find it again. Anyone reading here who has any borderline tendencies at all might know the pattern and the impostor syndrome, even if we don’t have 3 Facebook pages, one for each personality. But to file for BANKRUPTCY and call it ‘financial freedom’ – without even disclosing that part of the reason you’re not so bothered by it is that you all your business assets were in trust instruments? that’s fucked up and creepy.

    Also, I do feel sorry for her that the best relationship she feels she deserves is narcissistic, fickle Craig Filek.

    • Alexis Neely / Ali Shanti has no honor, after sinking so low, hence Fishstick.

    • She explains in this interview http://mixergy.com/alexis-neely-eyes-wide-open-life-interview/ , that she discovered Ali Shanti while on a “medicine journey with a plant called Ayahuasca.” The site has a transcript of the interview. “And so, I started to work with this medicine and over this whole period that I have been sharing with you, I worked with this medicine. One New Year’s, I cannot recall which one at this point, I got a clear message through the medicine that I am supposed to take on this name Shanti. That freaked me out. That really freaked me out. I am a left-brained, logical, Georgetown graduate, and I cannot possibly start using the name Shanti. That is too weird. Asking too much. But, some folks had already started calling me Ali and I said okay. I can do Ali Shanti. Okay, nobody is going to call me Shanti, but I could put Shanti on as my last name, and I can start going by Ali.”

      And she goes a step further than just being cool with BK because she established her businesses as trust assets, she actually ADVISES (with no license) others to go into debt and just file for BK when the credit has run out.

      • Two things:

        1) Calling it ‘medicine’ ad nauseum does not make it so.
        2) What the fuck is going on at Georgetown?

        • Re Georgetown — I know, right?? Jack, what the fuck IS going on at Georgetown?

  13. Let’s ignore the spambot and play a game of I Spy based on Julia’s FB “Friends” List instead… I Spy… a care bear, two babies in uniforms, a topless girl in an apron, and a couple penises. I am not kidding. Keep up the good work, JA!

  14. I love that RBD has trolls calling us trolls – more and more I find myself truly enthralled in the donkey show.

    Will she get pregnant and give birth to a California avocado?

    Will she go screaming into the night and move back to NYC?

    Will she reinvent herself as a lesbian?

    What about these grifter friends she emmolates (sp)? Will more of their friends show up here and talk about the donkey monster with us?

    I can’t wait to watch more!

  15. Julia Allison:

    2 hours ago
    “Flying home to SF, this time with the intention to ground myself for the foreseeable future. Trust me, I haven’t said that in a very long time. Already having FOMO (and I thought I left my FOMO in NYC!!) sigh. — traveling to San Francisco, California from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).”

    7 hours ago near Los Angeles, CA
    “I’m not sure if any of you have direct experience in this but … if I wanted to dramatically increase my flexibility – in the range of 50-100% increase, to being able to do the splits, lift my leg to my head, etc – is that possible? If so, what is a reasonable timeline on it? And how does one accomplish it?

    Would you recommend bikram or ballet beautiful or just daily / multi times a day stretching? I feel like normal stretching just keeps you where you’re at, and I’ve been at the same place, flexibility wise, since I was in college, so I’m confused about how to move the needle dramatically.

    Just thought I would ask. “

    • “I want to pretend I’m an accomplished dancer, so how do I learn impressive stuff? You know, like splits and développés and that kind of thing? What’s the secret? I’m only 33, so it should be very doable.”

    • 100% She wants to know how long it will take to improve 100%!
      Well, Donkey, knowing how disciplined you are I’d say it will take you until right around never. Just save yourself the trouble and find a photographer who can photochop your foot behind your head.

      • WTF does it even MEAN to improve 100% in terms of flexibility? WTF is she even talking about???

        • I’m torn between thinking she may consider contortionist as her next career move, and thinking that she would like to achieve the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer after 15+ years of training overnight.

          • She needs it for her fauxtoshoot!

            Honestly, I know Donkey is dumb dumb dumb, but this is a really stupid question and I’m embarrassed for her asking it with all sincerity.

    • What is FOMO? Fantasies of Moving On? She’s like a horsefly hopping from turd to turd.

      Poor Lilly.

      • I feel very bad for Lilly, pretty happy for Britt (probably rarely even remembers that Julia exists these days), and absolutely delighted that Peter and Robin are getting what they deserve for raising and enabling this awful creature.

      • FO·MO ˈfōmō/
        anxiety that an exciting or interesting event may currently be happening elsewhere, often aroused by posts seen on a social media website.
        “I realized I was a lifelong sufferer of FOMO”

        Next to the definition, there is a scary picture of Donkerina ballerina in a black tutu.

        • Once again showing adolescent (at best!!) levels of maturity. Time to grow up, Donkey.

          • OMG!!! First I thought she was going into a violent vomiting fit, then I thought she would fall over, then I thought she might have a seizure. And then I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Even if Donkey did not fall of that stage, I think there may be a good chance that Avocado was beginning to fall out of love with her there and then. Thank you, Lurker!!!

          • In my mind, Avocado is closing his eyes and chanting “woo! woo! woo!” in this gif in an effort to counter-woo her obvious seizure.

          • He may also have been hoping for whatever the woo equivalent of being raptured is… These few seconds are so disturbing, experiencing the full Donkey performance must have been positively traumatizing. And again, I can’t stop watching this.

          • In that clip of Julia Allison *ahem* “dancing”, when she lurches forward like a toddler, my first thought was that she’d been ham-stringed right in her industrial-sized calf implants, & drug-induced epileptic seizure was my next thought …

            Spazzy D0nkey is spazzy.

    • Anyone want to make a bet on how long she “grounds” herself? Back whenever it was that she announced she was moving to SF, she said she was going to “put down roots.” That still hasn’t happened.

      Also, what happened to the Happiness RV? Living in Malaysia? 100 weddings? Interviewing people?

      • Not that I’m surprised by this but is that a photo of herself on her nightstand? And ugly brown bed.

    • The internet is her only friend.

      First of all, asshole, I would assume every body is different? So how the fuck do you expect random strangers to answer this fucking question? “Hi, do X program 3 times a week your flexibility will increase by 5% increments every 30 days.” God she is a MORON.

      Also, is this really the shit flying through your empty skull? My god she literally has nothing else to think about, nothing else going on in life, besides crowdsourcing how long it’ll take to do a split.

      How about crowdsourcing how to overcome severe procrastination? How about getting some fucking work done and pretending you actually have a “job” which is to write a “book?”

      She’s such a useless hag.

    • Hi, I have an idea, but I”m not really sure what my idea is, can you tell me what my idea is? Also is that idea possible, the one I need you to come up with?

      (crickets)

    • Fer reals?! Ok I did gymnastics for a while growing up and a chick who when to the Barcelona Olympics for rhythmic gymnastics and her coach was a psycho to get this girl (who was already bendie enough) to be hyper-flexible. And guess what, it is painful! You have to bend till it hurts, BAD! You need an 180-pound-ex-commie to sit on your toes while curling them under. Put your front leg up 6-12 inches off the ground before going into a split. Stay like that for 5 mins each leg. That’s how you do it. No short cuts.

      • Ok…I’m not really making sense…but I have seen what you have to do to get hyper-flexible and it is not pretty.

  16. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

  17. The size of the brains of this troll must be small.

  18. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

    • We live in honesty and truth something your group of grifters are not capable of understanding. Hide behind drugs, group sex and child abuse all you want but we can all look in the mirror each day just fine. And what you view as ‘hate’ is really just exposing the ‘facts’ which you’d do anything possible to stop the exposure, so you can continue living under the parasitic lifestyle void of accountability and manipulating the weak for your gain. I believe one grifter boasted of making $35 K a month yet was looking for a roommate. Inconsistent and contradictory language coupled the characteristics of pathological lies and manipulations are certainly traits of a sociopath. This page calls out that type of behavior on a daily basis. You are outmatched as we cannot be manipulated by superficial charm which likely obtained you the life partner who clearly is mentally abused. We know the truth which leaves you with simple insults without actually defending any of the deplorable factual behavior. I’d say you are sad but there is no world that encompasses the depth in with I loathe people like yourself.

      • The first thing that came to my mind when reading the repeating comments was “new age Manson family”.

        • I had a visual of three little woodland creatures sitting on big colourful mushrooms and randomly chanting their lines. Think Lewis Caroll meets “In the Night garden”.

    • Are you kidding? I’m frigging GORGEOUS… and that’s before I brush my hair.

      Also: no selfies, no faux photoshoots, no overbearing social media presence, no incessant postings in MY life.

    • Have you read this post copied from an interview with Alexis Neely?:

      Several of Alexis’ facts about her bankruptcy don’t add up. According to Alexis’ publicly filed bankruptcy petition, Alexis had $880K in liabilities upon filing, $350K of which was attributable to a mortgage and a car loan, and the rest of which is 9 credit cards (including a Nordstrom’s card with a $13K balance, a Discover card with a $16K balance, a Frontier Airline credit card with a $24K balance, and a Home Depot card with a $1800 balance) and several business loans. Accordingly, Alexis’ statement that “The money I borrowed didn’t go primarily to consumer items or a house” is a demonstrable lie.

      The bank that made the business loans to Alexis (Beach Business Bank) was also suing her in collections at the time of filing, and that suit is listed in her bankruptcy petition. Alexis was also being sued by an entity called the Reinhardt Family Trust for breach of contract at the time she filed for bankruptcy, and that suit is listed in the petition as well. That’s a lot of broken contracts to creditors and, presumably, estate planning clients for a lawyer.

      Except that Alexis was not licensed to practice law in California at the time she did this interview, as evidenced here: http://members.calbar.ca.gov/f… . In fact, Alexis was not licensed to practice law from July 2011 until just last week, when a certain blog post was published essentially calling her out. Under California law, it is a crime to practice law without a license, so I sure hope that Alexis was not holding herself out as a lawyer during any of that time. Would anyone have gleaned that Alexis was not licensed to practice law based upon listening to this interview? That is shady at best.

      If Alexis really ever made millions in connection with her businesses, according to her bankruptcy petition, she lost everything but about $47K in retirement accounts and $500 in all checking and savings accounts by August 2012, which is spectacular. How did Alexis lose all of that money and rack up $880K in debt? Her partner Craig’s facebook account documents their activities in the months leading up to Alexis’ bankruptcy, including photos of Alexis and Craig taking a weekend trip to Vegas and dining out at a restaurant where the main courses cost over $50. Here she is hopping out of a limo months before filing bankruptcy: https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcd… . Here they are staying at the Palms in the same time frame: https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcd… . Here they are dining out at Alize in Vegas months before filing: https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcd… . Here is an example of the prices at that restaurant: http://alizelv.com/alize-sprin… . It goes on and on. Flying around the country and staying at hotels like the Biltmore in AZ.

      I am not saying that people can’t have nice things or file for bankruptcy as a last-ditch solution to their financial woes. I am saying that shopping at Nordstrom’s, spending over $100 on a single dinner for two, taking limos and vacationing at the Palms in Vegas are not the sort of expenses that should be racked up and then discharged in bankruptcy. I am also saying that accumulating debt in connection with those sorts of activities and then defaulting on that debt is not doing any kind of “service to society.”

      Despite Alexis’ frequent statements that she is open and honest, I find her narrative re living the simple life on a farm and not racking up a ton of consumer debt prior to bankruptcy to be incredibly dishonest in light of all of the evidence to the contrary that she and her partner have posted to the internet and that is available on the public record. I also think it was dishonest not to mention her inactive status with the California bar between July 2011 and last week while advertising on numerous websites that she is a lawyer. Perhaps a California lawyer reading here could provide some insight into the potential ethical violations involved there.

      I hope that you do not delete this comment because Alexis’ current and potential clients deserve to know that this “truth telling lawyer” neither told the truth about her bankruptcy nor was eligible to practice law at the time of this interview.
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  19. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

      • LOL! My makeup looks fabulous today I gotta say. And a size 4 gap pants is big on me today! Granted they run very large, but, I’d say my ass looks pretty good in them!

        That’s essentially what I would think if I just looked in the mirror. You go, girl!

  20. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

    • Ooh, my Kindle is very afraid. There are REAL lawyers on here. I wouldn’t threaten the commenters here.

  21. This is the saddest trolling I’ve seen in years, you kids are fucking amateurs. Crapflooding comments literally mean nothing to us, so sorry about having your two remaining brain cells furiously firing away for no reason.

  22. Why dont you do something positive with your life rather than being a pathetic troll

  23. Ok grandma, you’re not using the term TROLL correctly and if you’re trying to insult us at least use the correct term which I believe is “jerks” or even “assholes”…”jealous haters” is pretty popular.

  24. Your vs you’re, there’s a difference.
    Look into it. Gawd, there’s being a repetitive boring assdouche and being an aggressively stupid repetitive boring douchlord.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

  25. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

  26. SO HAPPY to be “home” in her “own” sub-leased bed, with the dog she has all but given up. SO GROUNDED. Such a (comfy, delightful) homebody.

  27. Okay, this flood of spam has to be some sort of bot, right? You select five puerile comments, put the thing on auto-rotate, press REMOVE CORRECT GRAMMAR and you’re good to go, right?

    • Whoever is at the helm is seriously deranged to think that it would be even marginally effective. It just ups the cray-cray of the grifter crew.

    • No, I am pretty sure these comments are from real, actualized people who are among the “10,000” that Craig predicted would show up if Ali Shanti wrote about us. He made the valid point that there are only “dozens” of people on this site, vs. “10,000” Ali Shanti followers, all standing at the ready to flood us with love and light and thus, healing.

      And if there is one thing you can count on Craig Filek and Alexis Neely for, it is accurate numbers.

      • Like when Craig Filek claims to be only 35, but in reality, Craig Filek is actually 38 years old? Or like when Alexis Martin Neely AKA Ali Shanti claims to be raking in $35k per month but only reports $4-5k income to her bankruptcy trustee?

    • Can you please spin the wheel of insanity you are using and come up with some new ones? This is getting tired.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Also — do they not teach basic punctuation wherever you come from?

      Are you helping “edit” JA’s book? (HA!)

      • I’m so terrified, I wet someone else’s pants. Awkward.

    • This is the weirdest one. Of course you’re not watching anyone’s IP address on someone else’s website.

      Is this a cut-rate bot?

      • Would explain why the comments just descend on us. One by one. And they seem to be in a looped sequence – I haven’t really checked that, but I can’t imagine anyone who wouldn’t be bored to tears by mechanically repeating a certain set of phrases over and over again. Unless you’re really, really stoned, maybe.

      • Right? It’s the special trademark of dumb and menacing that has become kind of a trademark of her white knights over the years. It always follows the dumb and condescending. It’s super weird.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • “Your” is not the same as “You’re,” learn the difference you illiterate hippie fuck.

      • I wrote the same thing further below, not realizing it was a spam thing. Geez — can’t even figure out the illiterate thing.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolific consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca …

      & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

  28. Like colourful, deranged rain drops falling in slow motion. Very meditative.

  29. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Have You read THIS?

      Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

  30. When I see all this “troll penis” stuff, all I can think of is the song, “He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper..” from Frozen when the trolls are all singing. I wonder if they do in fact have small penises. They’re pretty small creatures so it’s not like that’s really a diss. I would assume the troll from Harry Potter would have had a large one though. He was fricking gigantic. I never had to think about this until now. Leave it to this skeeve to be obsessed with penis size on a blog where many of us are penis-less, and/or have no concern either way about penis size. This isn’t Reblogging Penises.

    Aaand, cue the “you trolls has small vaginas” loop..

    • I was reading about micropenis last night (What? Doesn’t everyone? Um, err, oops! I’m so adorably eccentric! Tee hee!) and small penises were once the ideal (see: Greek statues) and large penises were considered grotesque.

      I was watching a show about Hitler, with the usual speculation about his sexuality, which led to the pathology of serial killers, extra sex chromosomes, Klinefelter’s, and that particular rabbit hole.

  31. In the World of Craig, that’s probably a compliment.
    And it happened. Grossed myself out.

    • Aand that was supposed to be a reply to the ineffable Dances with Hooves.

    • Yeah I’ve pretty much had my fill of this dude. (Ba-dum-bump.) I need a break.

    • Well, I once ate a cookie cake for dinner. It was not my birthday. Or anyone else’s.

      What I’m saying is, this is nowhere near rock bottom.

      Does anyone know where I can get a good cookie cake that will increase my girth by 50-100%?

      • I once wore my bathing suit bottoms under my work clothes because I was out of clean underwear.

        The guy at the McDonald’s drive-thru once greeted me with “Long time, no see, my friend.”

        • I burned through countless desk errand hours pelting a braying nonentity and her circle of parasites with vicious one-liners.

          Also, when I was 14, I tried to iron my hair and set fire to my mother’s vanity table.

      • I want to tie this comment up. After a cookie cake is my favorite time to tie up a comment.

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

  32. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

    • Quite a few of us have actually had to employ evasive maneuvers to avoid her. The good news is that you can apparently hear and smell her before you actually see her, so a little vigilance goes a long way (as would a bath).

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

    • Alexis Martin Neely, AKA “Ali Shanti”, self-proclaimed Truth-telling Lawyer™ (oh, the irony!), is a shape-shifting filer of bankruptcy & prolfic consumer of hallucinogenic Ayahuasca … & you’re / your / ur here defending her WHY?

      • I don’t think these are real people, Brayella. My bot-dar is pinging like crazy.

        • Nope, def not real people; I initially thought so w/ the first few; just giving google results some pertinent info so that 38-year-old Craig Filek’s vapid trolling amounts to something worthwhile.

  33. So, ultimately, Craig or whoever couldn’t even find real people willing to come here and tell us off and had to resort to the internet’s most uninspired spambot? And you don’t even get the concept of trolling right?
    Dude, that’s sad.
    I do kind of enjoy keeping up the various conversations here side-stepping the bot comments. Like walking through a beautiful meadow with the occasional cow dropping.

    • Right — and that is the thing. Craig Filek and Alexis Neely may not like what is written here but ZERO people have stepped up to correct anything that has been said.

      Also all of this spamming nearly made me forget that the renewal of the hand fast is in less than 20 hours! I signed up to watch it on a bogus email account and you can too: http://relationshiptmi.com/ Don’t say I never did anything for you, Ali and Craigsers!

      Finally, spam bots do not make me feel juicy or delicious. I need to find a container for them.

      • Warning to all the cat ladies. Stay out of goddess pools for awhile. You never know what might be ripped out of Ali’s vadge in the name of “becoming one” with Craig Filek, Shadow Dancer. The handfast approaches!

        • That sounds a lot more menacing than Winter’s coming. I prefer winter. Sorry, Craig Filek. You lose out to a season.

          • voices abound of reason:
            Jeff Roth Clarify? I agree with Chris : “Ali .. Listen to Craig .” That conversation was almost painful for me to listen to. I don’t know if I’ll be tuning back in. I didn’t find it instructive. I’m not bad at processing. I could use some pointers sure. But listening to not so great processing isn’t going to give me the modeling I would benefit from.

            Amethyst Wyldfyre Because clarity is divinity I feel compelled to ask were both of you sober during this conversation or were one or both of you under the influence of a substance?

    • Juan Kondo? Did you misspell Raul’s Condo?

  34. and on and on and on

    http://inspiringwomensummit.com

    Absolute Grift, with a twist of standard template.

    Also, more help:

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  35. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

    • Quite comfortably, actually. I just met with my contractor about an addition that will double the size of my house. It’s no Airbnb-ed sub-sublet, Sexy Downtown Feces Loft, Daddy’s Downtown Condo or Lakeside Assisted Living Facility, but it’s enough for me, the man who doesn’t run screaming from me and the dog I actually take care of. Namaste, spambot.

    • I like to pay my debts. Your friend Alexis Martin Neely a/k/a Ali Shanti should try it! It’s a great feeling.

  36. So they’re on shuffle? And where’s grammar bot when you need him?

    • No kidding. It’s like they (or one person) have a set of three or four sentences and just put those on repeat. Boring!

      • And whoever fed the phrases into that thing – darling Craig Filek, was that you? – clearly understands neither the English language nor the concepts of trolling and troll-shaming very well.

        Where’s the army of white nits we were promised, Craig Filek? Still no humans willing to stand up for you? That must make being Craig Filek even more frustrating than usual. I thought Craig Filek had committed minions, alas…

        Do you think you can bore us to death with Craig Filek’s army of illiterate bots? Think again, although you don’t seem to like thinking very much, or do you, Craig Filek?

  37. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

  38. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

  39. OOPS! Craig Filek’s google results are zonked.

    More Images for “craig filek”

    Relationship TMI | Facebook
    https://www.facebook.com/relationshipTMI
    Apr 29, 2014 – Receiving lots of this kind of feedback on what Craig Filek and I are creating at Relationship TMI. It’s definitely bringing me to my edge in ways I didn’t expect, but …

    Hooray! More Fauxto Shoots Ahead! | ReDiscovering Donk
    rebloggingdonk.com/2014/05/12/hooray-more-fauxto-shoots-ahead/
    23 hours ago – Craig Filek about a minute ago near San Francisco, CA [Birthday Help]. I want to give you all a tremendous gift of myself, to give until there’s nothing left of me …

    Here is an Alexis Neely/Ali Shanti Post | ReDiscovering Donk
    rebloggingdonk.com/2014/05/05/here-is-an-alexis-neelyali-shanti-post/
    May 5, 2014 – Craig Filek is definitely a steaming pile of shit, he admits as much in his own writings. He’s a minipulator at best, and deserves to have his whole life cave in on …

    Donk is a Dancer!!!! | ReDiscovering Donk
    rebloggingdonk.com/2014/04/18/donk-is-a-dancer/
    Apr 18, 2014 – And UGH this Craig Filek revelation is super skeevy. ….. In case you missed it, Craig Filek also wants women to know which apologies are proper and which are …

    Just Like Math, Donks Thinks Writing Is Hard For Girls …
    rebloggingdonk.com/…/just-like-math-donks-thinks-writing-is-hard-for-…
    May 3, 2014 – Craig Filek is such a stud, you guys: “Eventually, I shifted my studies from entrepreneurship to the art and science of getting laid. It took a minit, but it actually …

    Face Painting Is Not Art | ReDiscovering Donk
    rebloggingdonk.com/2014/04/21/face-painting-is-not-art/
    Apr 21, 2014 – Craig Filek and I are in process of choosing a name/url for the lifestream/broadcast of our relationship “stuff” which many of you have gotten a taste of in our …

    An Easter Reminder | ReDiscovering Donk
    rebloggingdonk.com/2014/04/19/an-easter-reminder/
    Apr 19, 2014 – It’s an open relationship if/when Craig Filek has an opp to dick someone other than Ali Shanti, but as soon as she begins to tit-for-tat, he guilts her out of it.

      • I think Craig Filek will be thrilled for the world, excuse me, for Craig Filek’s audience, to see just what a complex, multi-layered and nuanced character hides behind the rather unassuming name Craig Filek.
        P.S. For some reason, I only noticed now that unassuming has ass in it, must have to do with the many feelings I harbour for Craig Filek. Thank you, Craig Filek, for opening my eyes once more.

        • Craig Filek! I learned of a dude named Craig Filek!
          And suddenly that name
          Will never be the same
          To me!
          Craig Filek! I just read the words of Craig Filek!
          Their logic seemed to drift
          From woo-woo into grift
          You see
          Craig Filek! Say it loud, and there’s bullshit shining
          Say it soft, and it sounds like he’s whining
          Craig Filek! It’s fun, keep defining
          Craig Filek!

          The most douchiest douche who ever douched—
          Craig Filek!

      • I am tempted to just print out all of these posts and comments and mail it to St.Martin’s press with the note, “Grifters. Book. Fame!” That is the kind of thing they accept as a book proposal, no?

      • I believe the bots are as new to proper use of grammar as Craig Filek seems to be. Certainly explains why he ridiculed one of Ali’s children for having done their homework – can’t risk having anyone with actual education in that household, as they might be on to Craig Filek soon. AS doesn’t count because she used up her smarty points a long time ago. Intellectual bankruptcy is probably the only consequent thing to do after financial and moral bankruptcy, so points for consistency, AS.

    • Thanks. Sometimes I get a little bit of “impostor syndrome” because I feel like I don’t deserve my cushy life, no matter how hard I work. It’s kind of you to set my mind at ease.

      • I hear you. Even in my mid-thirties, I sometimes win an RFP and wonder if the client realizes I’m just a kid (in my mind). Then I scamper off to do an awesome job before they can come to their senses.

        It’s nice to know that Miranda has faith in me.

  40. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

  41. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

    • Uh, yeah. Sure. Absolutely.

      BTW — how is Jules’ book coming — we can’t wait to read it! xoxoo

    • Seriously? Tomas Jefferson? You’re [that’s how you do it] not even trying, are you? What is this, an, until today unknown, illegitimate son with the also only now discovered Soledad Hernandez or is your random name generator just that useless, Craig Filek?

  42. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

  43. Talking about somebody you could not even meet because you�re probably stuck in the back end of nowhere

  44. Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.

    • You’re friends with Julia Allison Baugher. How small must your brain be?

    • One would have thought the King of Funk would have better things to do even on a Tuesday afternoon.

    • Not half as funny as someone obviously monitoring this and feeding new phrases into the bot rather than just manning up and joining the conversation. Not such a big man now, Craig Filek, are you?

    • It was a lot more funny than the bots were!

    • In between bouts of trimming his righteous beard and boxing with his shadow self, Craig Filek comes up with new spammy phrases. It is a testament to his beard and shadow that this new phrase only comes once in 24 hours.

  45. Christopher Power In this recording, your Manifestor Not Self is using your mental understanding of Human Design to get Craig to do what it wants. You cannot do Human Design mentally, but we all try to. Part of the process. The tape does not end badly, except for your Not Self. It ends beautifully. You fall into humility and do what Craig suggests. It is totally right for your design to sit on it until you reach emotional clarity. That gentleness of letting go in your voice in the last seconds, is how feminine power shows up in real life. As you live in that you will discover the real power of the feminine, not ideas about it. Rule of thumb – Feminine power is never what you think it is.
    Like · Reply · 4 · April 30 at 4:06am

    Craig Filek Thanks, Christopher – I concur ;-]

  46. Craig Filek sure sounds like a misogynistic controlling jerk, judging by his own words on his blog and Facebook site!

      • I do believe that “Craig Filek” went out to Dusty Adorned Documentary Series, but maybe we can share this call, as “Craig Filek” likes women to share him, but not “his” woman. Oh, the paradox that is “Craig Filek”.

        • Hey, all of us– you, me, Julia, Dusty Milford– spend a lot of time manifesting actuality at festivals. We are bound to end up looking Dusty.

  47. Whatevah happened to the fun of the original donk?

    lots of fodderr, here is but a snippet as she chimed in on a Persea americana, this from lalalalal re: an image of destructive demons lurking about someone is fond of:

    “Annie Lalla we have this facing our bed in NYC…my favorite ying yang”

    and it is Yin not YING omg grifters got it hard to be smarts, everything they say/do is wrong wrong, amazing

  48. Can we just use “Craig Filek” like the Smurfs use “Smurf”? Because the Google results are magic.

  49. I got like 3 credit card offers in the mail today for like 0% apr for 18 months – blah blah blah – and these grifters got zero cause they have no credit and that’s funny

  50. Trolls have very very small penis size!, Sounds like people have nothing going on in their life!, Scared of being public with your comments get a life!

  51. You deserve everything you get in this life you little trolls!, Trolls have no life!, How pathetic can you get!

    • That’s an email harvester. This is either a deranged SF grifter adjacent carving out a huge amount of time, or mechanical turk in action. In either case, abuse of a comment form.

      • ss, sf carry on folks and remember never to take tech advice from me, seriously, I suck at it all.

    • I think Donkey may be feeling left out. She posted this cry for attention on her fb:

      Julia Allison
      2 hours ago near San Francisco, CA
      I LOVE YOU SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!!

      • Does this mean that now San Francisco has dumped her too? Oh, Donkey.

      • Oh my fucking god, what is it with her constant need to raise the roof about san fran?

        We get it, you are fucking miserable about where you live. Next.

        Try harder to convince yourself, love. IF YOU LOVE IT WHY ARE YOU NEVER THERE.

      • You see, mommy and daddy? I’m SO! HAPPY! here, I’m not running around with my hippie friends or flashing my tits or taking drugs! I love the apartment you’re paying for!!!

        btw, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s still seeing David, but keeping it on the down low from her parents.

        • I was trying to casually add up how much she costs MOM$SERS AND DAD$SERS and it’s got to be like $120k/year, no? $48k for the apartment alone? Plus plane tickets, entry fees to these donkey shows, costumes, pelts, ugly makeup, etc?

  52. Late to this but I have made that M!artha icebox cake and it is the tits. You can also make a smaller version no prob and mixing cool whip, sour cream and some vanilla (maybe crushed cardamom if you have it) works as a shortcut for the filling.

    Also, usually I find Ramshakle Glam not worth paying attention to but she wrote a fcking how to make s’mores in the microwave post. really? We need the Internet to know how to do this?! I can’t……..

    • Gag me! Only think more gross than a marshmallow is a sticky, gooey melted marshmallow & the only thing more gross than a melted marshmallow is D0nk’s melty face.

  53. That sorry slow-witted bitch Julie Albertson wouldn’t have so much time to worry about a hater site if she’d get a fucking job.

  54. Karma, bitch Karma.You evil troll!, Look in the mirror, look how ugly, judgmental and cruel you are, how do you live like that.!, You deserve everything you get in this life you little trolls!

    !Trolls , Karma, bitch Karma.You evil troll!

  55. You know how I know Craig Filek is a psychopath and a man with whom no one is safe? everything you see above.

    • Poor Craig.. He’s a weak and ineffectual man. Poor dude is lashing out the only way he can 🙁

  56. How was it decided that the weird little Spam Bot troll was Craig Filek anyway? Just curious. Whoever the spammy troll is is too boring for me to look back through and check.

    I did notice that some of them say the folks here are talking about someone they could “never meet in real life”. Perhaps this is a good time for an open thread about who has been JA and how she has screwed people over, shared their medical diagnoses on the internet, grifted for free stuff forever, done awful things behind people’s back, etc? Nothing like having that front and center on the blog from time to time, particularly when she is clearly angling on her own FB for the pearls and white sweater look. Something is up; may as well counter with the truth.

    • Just a guess that the spam bot is Craig or someone trolling on his / Ali’s behalf in light of the timing of its appearance. Saying Craig Filek over and over because it is jamming up his google hits.

      • So funny because whoever is doing this doesn’t know we can just jump to comments from people we know and ignore their bullshit.

      • Craig Filek Craig Filek
        Craig Filek Craig Filek
        Craig Filek Craig Filek
        Craig Filek Craig Filek
        Craig Filek Craig Filek
        Craig Filek Craig Filek

        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti
        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti
        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti
        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti
        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti
        Alexis Neely Ali Shanti

        Julia Allison Baugher
        Julia Allison Baugher
        Julia Allison Baugher

        mmm.. Google Juice

        • We actually do the semi-innocents in all of this a service by naming them after food items.

          • I’m not sure what the point of this comment was.. But, nontheless, Namaste!

          • I meant that by calling ol’ Dave Avocado and Pancakes Pancakes and so on their google results have not been fucked by this site.

            Then there’s poor Craig Filek . . .

          • I hear tell that Craig Filek is not a very nice person.. Angry, and full of Engrams the Scientologists could probably work out of him.. 😀

          • It is so sad about Craig Filek’s micropenis.

            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS
            CRAIG FILEK MICROPENIS

            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH
            CRAIG FILEK MISOGYNIST PSYCHOPATH

            Come at me bro, you fucking abusive asshole.

  57. Happy birthday Craig filek – I live in NYC. I am available any time you’d like to meet up. Come get me –

  58. This is so sad. I wasn’t previously interested enough to look into this Craig Filek guy but now I see what you mean about this awful interactions with their kids:
    https://www.facebook.com/relationshipTMI/posts/286533804855060?stream_ref=10
    Even Ali Shanti and his friends call him out on his behavior. Like their friend Maggie Clifford who commented: “Craig, you were so thoughtful and careful with your words when speaking with Ali during this conversation. So I was surprised, when the child entered, that you started playing with your words in a way that might serve to hurt him or discredit the cheerful news he was sharing. “Let’s hang him up by his toenails and beat him.” Did I miss some visual cue indicating that the child enjoyed these jeers?”

    So sad for these kids right now. So sad.

    • I know. I was home sick today, and for some reason the troll antics nudged me to take a Deep Dive, as the grifters say, into the Craig and Ali Facebook chronicles. It left me feeling sad and deeply creeped out. She’s so focused on being cosseted so she can remain in her (cough) Zone of Genius; he’s so constricted/compulsive/controlling he makes a scene over a few papers and water bottles on the table. And that story about mocking the kid…made me furious that he’s repeated his own miserable history to this child’s detriment. Gah. Wound up feeling sicker than I started.

      • The other thing to consider is that we are only seeing a small fraction of the dysfunction. I’m sure it’s far worse than we think.

        • yep. that’s what made me feel truly ill. This is the part they trot out and kinda buff up in the service of “transparency.” And the making of their own relationship myth. The minute to minute must be truly awful.

        • If Ali stays with that asshole Craig the best part will be when the kid he gave hell to gets into his early-mid twenties and decides to hang Craig up by his toenails and beat him unmercifully. I only hope the kid remembers to get video and upload it. 🙂

          • According to the wOO wOO followers of “The Secret” if we all train our thoughts on Craig getting hung by his toenails and beaten by his step-son, it should happen! Heh.. wOO?

          • Shit.. I just gave away The Secret.. Ali is gonna be pissed.

            Just like Santa Claus, she believes in that shit, too.. Fuck, I just ruined Christmas for her.. 🙁

  59. And then Ali Shanti writes this… to which I say, DO NOT LET HIM BACK INTO YOUR HOME. YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT HIM. (Listening to that awful abusive podcast right now.)

    “Yes, thank you Kendra Cunov. Reading this is painful because I remember how proud he was of himself for having completed the work himself and then how deflated he was not to be celebrated for that. I feel ashamed that I had a part in not celebrating him and it hurts my heart to relive it now. And I feel angry with myself and with Craig Filek about it. I think I handle things a lot differently when Craig is not here and after having him not in the house for a few days, I find myself wondering about whether I am making a good choice to bring him back in. (ali — feeling sad and confused)”

    • Oh sweet Jesus.

      KC mentioned here means I’m only two degrees from the grift and woo.

      … Though it does confirm something about a friend of mine that I’d been wondering.

      Now I’m going to drown my grift proximity sorrow in a bunch of gin.

      Stay tuned for information on my Weeklong Intensive in July, Drankin’ Them Troubles Away. Vegas. $8500/5 day, drinks not included (2 bottle minimum).

  60. And their other friends, just yesterday saying DO NOT LET CRAIG FILEK BACK:

    Kendra Cunov Thank you for hearing it…
    I was having an experience with my daughter’s father (who I don’t live with) last year, where he wouldn’t really acknowledge my son (even when my son was directly asking him questions) & it was SO hard for me & I felt SO confused.
    I was juggling the relationship I wanted to have with this man, the relationship I wanted him to have with his daughter, my own judgements of how challenging my son’s energy can be & my stand for how people may treat my children…
    *For me* there came a point where I set a really clear boundary about what was acceptable in my home & with my children & let him know I would never get in the way of his relationship to his daughter, but I also would not stand for him disrespecting my son – the same as I would never stand for someone disrespecting his daughter. And, after he had a fit about it -thankfully- it brought us all much closer…
    I have a lot of faith in you that you will navigate a path that’s true for you & right for your family
    Like · 1 · May 9 at 12:23am

    Jared Kane I think it is very productive of you to wonder whether you are making a good choice to bring Craig back into your home. I think in doing so, you are facing one of the biggest REAL issues in your family’s life. I truly hope that you think twice before welcoming a man who is dismissive of and demeaning toward your young son back into your home.

    • If Ali does kick Craig Filek to the curb I really hope he ends up with Julia, at least for a little while.. The lulz would be rich and plentiful 😀

    • The must infuriating thing about all of this is that Craig Filek has a lot to say on his Enlightened Child blog about how hurtful dismissive teasing was to him, personally, as a boy.

      Then he just fucking repeats the cycle with young Master Neely, and Ali Shanti seems to do little to shut that down. You fail so hard at being a mother goddess, Ali Shanti.

      • She also fails at being a LOLyer, which infuriates me. Reposted since it is now buried:

        Here is the relevant section of the CA code I am talking about:

        6126. (a) Any person advertising or holding himself or herself out as practicing or entitled to practice law or otherwise practicing law who is not an active member of the State Bar, or otherwise authorized pursuant to statute or court rule to practice law in this state at the time of doing so, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in a county jail or by a fine of up to one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by both that fine and imprisonment.

        Upon a second or subsequent conviction, the person shall be confined in a county jail for not less than 90 days, except in an unusual case where the interests of justice would be served by imposition of a lesser sentence or a fine. If the court imposes only a fine or a sentence of less than 90 days for a second or subsequent conviction under this subdivision, the court shall state the reasons for its sentencing choice on the record.

        I bet even you non-lawyers can see that advertising yourself as the “truth telling lawyer” and giving interviews and writing articles in which you state you are a lawyer without saying “I am not eligible to practice” or something similar constitutes advertising and/or holding oneself out as a person who is entitled to practice law over and over and over and over = JAIL

      • They are too self absorbed and selfish to be good parents. Terrible role models. It’s a shame, you can just imagine what the future of these kids is going to look like.

      • Craig Filek is such a child, I don’t see how a grown ass woman could find him at all attractive. Jealous of any time spent with her kids, pitches a tantrum when she reads a book–he’s repulsive on so many levels.

          • Many a woman has had the thought “Dude, I can fix that motherfucker!”

            They fail. They move on. And the cycle repeats..

            Don’t you bitches talk to each other?

          • Craig Filek’s kid’s mom does talk to Alexis Neely nevah forget:

            Psycho-delic Ballerina’s Dirty Tights fka Lurker says:
            May 8, 2014 at 3:03 pm
            Wow:

            Jeni Mulvaney posted to‎ Craig Filek
            October 30, 2013
            Just gotta get this off my chest, Craig. While you are busy posting about potential “snuggle” partners that can bump your happiness number up a notch, I’m here, holding our sobbing daughter who got ousted from her friend group for Halloween festivities tomorrow. She’s a real, hurting young being who yearns for your presence in a deep and true way. So, reality check from the ROC, fuck your snuggle puddle.

            Psycho-delic Ballerina’s Dirty Tights fka Lurker says:
            May 8, 2014 at 3:11 pm
            Wow wow

            Jeni Mulvaney Why did you delete you last post? The one about Corrina moving to Colorado as a solution to your absentee parenting? Damage control, perhaps? It’s getting hot in this kitchen.
            October 30, 2013 at 10:32pm · 1

            Jeni Mulvaney I challenge you to be honest. So many people look up to you, it’s clear. You’re in a position to affect many lives. How about being honest in this public forum about how you choose, daily, to abandon your child in favor of sensory, or self exploration? That would be interesting, because it’s real.
            October 30, 2013 at 10:36pm ·

            Wowowowowow

            Ali Shanti Katheryn Marie Bixler I have two kids myself and an ex who live here in Boulder. Are you saying I should uproot my family to go live in Rochester? That makes no sense. And, no, Craig wouldn’t be satisfied with Rochester if I was there with him. He has many other relationships here in Boulder, not just me. And while Jeni didn’t make the decision to leave Rochester, she did make a decision to get pregnant and have a child with a man who never wanted to live in Rochester in the first place (and probably didn’t plan on having a child at 23 either).

            Jeni Mulvaney Ali, you are a very confused woman. I can perhaps take you more seriously when you move your ex husband out of your house. I have little respect for any woman who would open her arms to a man who is consciously choosing to leave a child behind. Tho, I’m happy you see Craig parent your own children in a way you can’t, in a way your husband can’t and in a way my daughter will never get. Happy for you.
            October 30, 2013 at 11:32pm · 1

            Jeni Mulvaney Ali, I understand that you have to buy into this bullshit. If not, you would be questioning your own existence.
            October 30, 2013 at 11:40pm · 1

    • I lived out past SFO for a contract gig. I liked the surrounding area and only did a few trips into SF proper, which I was very ok with. Had fun for the couple of days I spent in the city, but wouldn’t want to make a home there. It’s kind of like Austin, but without any crazy conservative bullshit to balance out the woo woo. At least things tend to meet in the middle in Austin. Can go to Eyore’s birthday and then buy a gun down the street.
      Also, everyone is moving to Oakland? Wtf? Thought that was where the non whites committed all the crimes?

      • I used to live in SF 30 years ago and loved it. I think would hate it now.

      • Oakland = Brooklyn, sorta. It’s way gentrified now.

        There are parts of Oakland that are still sketchy as fuck, though.

        Richmond is the new Oakland.

        • That said, I would way rather live in Oakland than SF proper at this point. Not that I could afford to. Hah!

          • I’m going to SF on Saturday (I live in NY, haven’t been to SF since 1996). I am looking forward to it but also really glad I never decided to move there. It was on my after-college list but I got as far as Seattle and NY and got happily “stuck” in NY.

          • Hah. Shit I never made it across the bridge to Oakland. That bridge creeped me out.
            I kind of miss that part of Cali, but the state is so hostile toward businesses, all you can get is contract jobs these days. Well, for my field of tech. And if you do land a full time gig, you start to worry about yearly or project end layoffs. And they tend to frown on assault rifles. I thought this was America, damn it. Woo woo won’t stop a home invasion. Well. Maybe in SF.

    • That’s good stuff.. “The existential crisis around San Francisco’s ascension to the heights of assholery stands in stark contrast to the fact that it is damn near unlivable for most normal people.”

      Julia, take notes.. This is a beautiful sentence. He only required one well chosen adjective to describe the crisis, where you would have almost certainly used two (or more?). I’ll bet he didn’t need a thesaurus to find that word either. He also dabbled in mild profanity, without sounding classless and crass.

  61. OT from the crazy train if I may? I’m having trouble linking a video to a page (I can link the link to the page) but not post the actual video, any tips on that please? Grazie! And now the loons may resume the noise of deception once again.

  62. Seems like a cull is in progress. THANK YOU!!
    I’m having trouble sleeping and came to see how y’all are doing.
    Have a Craig Filek free night, lovely haters. Everyone should.

  63. I know they’re still working on it.. But I wish WordPress would also kill the responses to comments that get deleted.

    But still, thanks Jacy and/or JP (or Prof?) for cleaning up that mess, though! 🙂

    • I’m going to stop commenting on them. I just thought there was some humor possible in taunting a few of them.

      • Yes, I’ll delete accordingly. But please don’t reply because when I delete them it jacks up the comments with the empty replies.

      • I derived great humor when I ran Craig Filek’s google search, and to the extent you were a part of that, I thank you. It is well deserved. Craig Filek

  64. Ali: Focus on something else, cut your baggage and become something else. This isn’t working, and you know it.

    Craig: You’re a lost cause, son. Get a job.

    Julia: We know you’ll never change, God bless you. Just please refrain from Internet usage, move back home to Chicago, get a job, and keep a low profile in the assisted living condo. We’ll send you chocolate bars on holidays.

    • I was remiss in forgetting another chacter in this drama..

      Avacado: Really?

      • I confess that I have a soft spot for the Avocado. I don’t care for his music or his Charlie Brown hairdo but I do admire that he appears to be working kindof hard and I hope he has extricated himself from the Donks and this overall complete mess.

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