This is old, just like Julia Allison, but, eh, you people need a new post. So help Julia Allison, feminist for all womynkind, decide her Halloween costume.
Should she dress up in this incomprehensible hot mess that calls for maximum trowled-on spackle, including bonus breast spackle?
Or should she dress as a CEO of the Cupcake Kingdom’s most profitable street corner?
Or should she just forego a costume all together and just go as herself?
You decide, bunnies! Momma needs her $7.50 in Yandy bucks.