Did I have a vibrationally congruent fully actualized acid trip or did Michael Ellsberg show up in here yesterday and chide us for snarking on a ridiculous attention junkie whackaloon with a busted face?
Spawn of Ellsberg, did you actually mention your father in reference to Julia Allison? Your heroic father, who leaked the Pentagon Papers that revealed the true extent of the U.S. government’s sinister and secretive escalation of the Vietnam War, in the same breath as a braying, man-hungry lunatic on a barely-watched reality show who has proudly put her mental illness — not to mention her tits — on public display for the past eight years?
So she’s grown up? Because it seems to me the ridiculous Paris “LOOK AT US WE’RE HOT AND IN PARIS” fauxt0 shoot just proves that in fact, she hasn’t changed a bit — she’s just found a dickless prop who will play along with her madness because he, too, is a demented narcissist.
Could we ever be happy for her? I’d give her full props if she went offline entirely for a year or two and devoted herself to serious cognitive therapy with a good psychiatrist who would help her understand why she needs and craves public envy and attention, and then loses her shit completely when it isn’t positive, becomes consumed even further with her “haters” and allows the cycle of crazy to spin over and over and over again. I’d read that “book” she’s “working on” if it delved into her therapy sessions and her dedication to becoming a normal, functioning, sane member of society who cared about a single thing that wasn’t about Julia Allison.
If you’ve followed the Donkey Train Wreck at all beyond the point where you got to know her, you’d quickly see that almost all of her personal and professional failures have been a direct result of her pathological need for friends and strangers alike to pay attention to her, to envy her, to covet her life, her possessions, her men, her friends, her connections, and the scheming that has always accompanied those deranged desires. What’s changed, exactly? If anything, her insane vanity has only been kicked into overdrive by a dim bulb who enables her madness as he spews out a shitload of New Age gibberish and tells himself how smart and enlightened he is.
I mean just look at the photo accompanying this post. There she is, posing with a dickhead who made a public rape joke about her — and then PLAYING ALONG with the joke publicly — despite claiming that she herself was once raped, and once outing her own family member’s rape in order to win an Internet argument. That is all class, all sanity, right there. And her recent public proclamations that she privately chastised him for it? Complete bullshit, according to people who know him.
I could go on for screens and screens with concrete examples of what a gigantic, mentally ill asshole she is and remains, but you do the work. And thanks for dropping by. (p.s. Buzzcut — consider it).