The despicable shit stain known to the Cherokee as Great Big Fat Person is making the gracious sacrifice to clear some time in her wide-open schedule to mentor an @stupidwoman who looked up the definition of “journalist” in her great, big dictionary and apparently confused it with the definition for “jockey.”
Someone stop her. This poor girl, who I guess comes from a family that is really lazy about spelling out middle and last names, is already taking Donkey-esque phone pics of Strunk & White, sans claws, and we all know how much Donkey loves to underline that book with her juicy farts. Y’all apparently have a whole entire month whilst Julia travels on the continent to prevent tragedy, according to Julia, who returns mid-May from getting engaged and upstaging a friend’s wedding with her epic Paris engagement.
See, young female journalist? Julia is already lying to you!