The most shocking thing about this story is that Mark Kirk had an extra-marital girlfriend. Surely they messed up the gender? Dodie is actually Dobie?
I wonder if all of Donkey’s WHY DO MALE POLITICIANS ALWAYS CHEAT ON ALL THE GIRLS was related to this? She was maid of honor at their wedding, no? Look at this puff piece.
Good call, Donkey! Glad you and your parents are such big supporters of such
a slimeball slimeballs, and that you violated whatever wafer-thin principles you had to pretend you were a Republican to impress the son of a famous Republican senator. That worked out so well for you. L-O-S-E-R, party of one!