VEGAS!!! Okay, I haven’t gotten drunk, gambled, pole danced or vomited yet – but I leave Monday! THERE’S STILL TIME.
Um. . . good for you? There is plenty that you can do in Vegas without acting like a complete asshole.
Anyway, Julia Allison, whose schedule is COMPLETELY CLEAR after the premiere of Bravo’s Miss Advised in case you want to book her for club appearances (according to Julia Allison), confirms what we already knew and didn’t care about: she went on a couple of dates with the Mind Candy dude.
*Yawn. Try harder, dearest.
Meanwhile, I don’t think she should be publicly mocking the cast of Jersey Shore.
I feel like the entire cast of Jersey Shore (with more tats than the cast of INKED) just sat down next to me at The Palms pool in Vegas.
We’re hearing that Julia desperately wants to set up meetings with Snooki so she can figure out how much to charge for club appearances and such, which is hilarious considering that she wanted Snooki and The Situation to come to her birthday party for free and then mocked Snooki for being on the cover of something.
Honey, the last time I saw a donkey in a bar it was in Acuña, Mexico, and believe me, the going rate was not that much for the work involved.