So indeed, Pancakes and his tiny and cute and intelligent GF have decided to part ways. It was amicable, mutual, and she’s out of his league anyway in terms of smarts and accomplishments; she’s not hurting for dudes with no fondness for donkeys.
But sources also point out that he apparently alerted Julie Albertson of the finality of their decision before they had discussed it in detail. Classy as a donkey! And you know what else? Donkey knew that when she decided to take to Twitter to announce to the world that he’d called her and tweeting that “I told you so” didn’t feel quite as great as she thought it was going to.
Let’s discuss. Who’s the bigger asshole?
1. Pancakes for not only cavorting with a braying money-grubbing fame whore to begin with, but then returning to the pen to tell her something about his personal life without first telling the person he’s involved with? To this chick, the indiscreet douchebag who sent out a fraudulent news release about the “home they shared in Coronado?” Ass. Hole.
2. BitchQueen Donkey, for Tweeting what she Tweeted knowing the girlfriend didn’t know what exactly was going on at that point? Can you imagine a bigger nightmare than having Donkey as your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend to begin with, not to mention to notice that she’d publicly gloated about your breakup before you were even fully aware you were breaking up? Ass. Hole.
These two gigantic assholes deserve each other. Tiny and Cute, you apparently have a lot of guardian angels out there who read and tip RBD and they are right — you should count your blessings. You deserve better. And he’s short and probably has a small ween anyway.