As our roving reporter Random Snowflake has documented above, the masses in Calcutta are in dire need of a new “Social Studies” column. In solidarity with their cause, RBD has established a count-up timer in the sidebar, which will keep ticking until Julia Allison is once again allowed to freely express her thoughts on companies founded by people she is trying to suck up to. I mean, an article about the difficulties of being a single woman PALES in comparison to hard-hitting advertorials for fashion websites.
But sometimes….sometimes, when your rich, successful, engaged former boyfriend runs away at the sight of you, and your rich, successful, newly engaged other former boyfriend’s fiancee is tiny and cute and has three closets, it’s hard to
put pen to paper eulogize Steve Jobs give a fuck about your job oh wait, you got fired!