Fresh off minimizing this week’s earthquake, Donk appears to be gearing up to make fun of those dealing with Hurricane Irene:
RT @Seth_Fried: If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
Is she jealous? Sometimes I actually pick up on a jealousy vibe when shit hits the fan in parts of the country where she is not. Does she resent attention being paid to something that doesn’t involve her? Because can you IMAGINE the full-fledged freakout that would be her Twitter stream right now if she were trapped in Manhattan on someone’s couch with Irene bearing down? She’d be losing her shit. Instead, she’ll Tweet snide little dismissive Tweets about this too.
It’s hard to understand how her parents raised such an awful human being when her brother seems relatively normal. Bad seed? It happens.