We have it from reliable authorities that Pancakes McCain, grossed out on several fronts by the Donkey he used to date — in particular the “keep that helo safe, babe” message — has indeed defriended Julie Albertson’s arse on Facebook.
He also deleted all photos of the two of them together, and detagged himself from just about every photo of hers. Oh. Dear.
Such a love story. Really, it was only Guam that tore them apart. They were so deeply in love, and will be friends FOREVER!