Julia Allison, perfectly happy without a man, appears to have suctioned herself onto the jizz muscle of yet another man, days after proclaiming there was no peen in her life. But now, she’s “flexting,” which is an incredibly stupid way of saying she’s rubbing her ladymound while looking at her iPhone.
Apparently, the dude who wants to stir Julia’s honey pot is Dr. Andy Baldwin, who was on “The Bachelor,” a show I have never seen because I’m not lame.
@DrAndyBaldwin: @JuliaAllison have you figured it out yet?
@JuliaAllison: @DrAndyBaldwin – Ha, definitely not!! And you?
@DrAndyBaldwin: @JuliaAllison working on it. taking my cues from you
@JuliaAllison: Is there anything more digitally fun than textual flirting on a warm summer day – flexting, as it were? No. No, there is not.
@DrAndyBaldwin: @JuliaAllison flexting you
@DrAndyBaldwin: @JuliaAllison i’ll answer you if you follow me back
You hear that Jack McCain! FUCK YOU! Julia is getting an injection from a doctor. She put it on the internet so it must be true!