There’s nothing quite so funny as when Donkey, either via her Twitter or on her blog, refers to celebrities by their first names, as though she knows them personally. Kate is my style icon! (EDS note: Really? Do you suppose ‘Kate’ would be caught dead in a single outfit Donkey has ever worn? If ‘Kate’ is her style icon, do you suppose she might ix-nay the polyester Junior Miss prom dresses that show off her beaver and her hooters? How about the fake hair? Does she think ‘Kate’ has plastic pelts?) Taylor is such a darling waif! You’re so refreshingly honest, John! Rosie and Kelly just had a huge fight! Ashton, how can we help?
Here’s the latest suck-up to poor Ashton Kutcher, who can’t seem to escape this loon pretending she’s a close friend every time he Tweets. She’s looking out for all the girls AND kissing celebrity ass!
JuliaAllison: Good work, Ashton. Hold them accountable. RT @aplusk: Hey @villagevoice I’m just getting started!!!!!!!! BTW I only PLAYED stupid on TV.
JuliaAllison: RT @aplusk: Hey @villagevoice REAL MEN DON’T BUY GIRLS and REAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS DON’T SELL THEM