Because this self-serving Donk-Tweet is just so ridiculous and sad:
Lights out at the ashram, goodnight! Happy Memorial Day weekend to all the wonderful, brave troops & veterans. Thank you for your service.
… I’ll let F. Scott Bitchgerald speak for all of us on this holiest of bi-annual Ashram Holiday Weekends, also known as ‘Shramapalooza:
We are all going to sleep in our own metaphorical ‘shram tonight catpeople.I will live as Herself this long weekend. I will take deep breaths and think about myself. I will talk at my friend about myself and ensure she gets no sleep. I will read my NY Post blurb over and over again until I need LASIK and pass out.
In the morning I will do a downward dog into a pancake. *Shudder*
Pancakes. Pancakes with a side of pancakes. Could this world be any more cruel?