Sometimes it’s just all too predictable. I say by July she’ll be Tweeting about how “love was right in front of me all along, and I pushed it away. I am so blessed to have realized just as I reach my expiration date that my best friend is truly my Mr. Right.”
And Pancakes, are you listening? She could totally have T-bonz, you know. Totally! She totally, totally could! And he’s going to STANFORD, by the way! No stupid Navy telling him what to do! And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Pancakes, but she seems to be dropping hints on a fairly regular basis that Bonesy has quite the bone in his pants. And you’re kind of … well … you know … short.