You can dump her any time you like, but she just won’t ever FUCKING leave.
Actually, yes … my spiritual guide is a wonderful woman named Erin Pavlina – ErinPavlina.com … she has gotten me through the last three breakups in my life, including this one, and helped me to grow as a person substantially. I owe her so much for helping me to see these life lessons more clearly.
I also turn frequently to my mom, who has a background in psychology and is one of my best friends. Her wisdom has helped me throughout this relationship (and many of the ones prior, too). She is an invaluable resource and comfort to me, and a powerful deterrent when I want to fall back into bad habits. She is also incredibly supportive, and lord knows I need that.
I’m absolutely “in process” right now with this. I think I had a bit of emotional whiplash over the weekend, and I’m letting it settle in slowly this week. I’m probably even going to stay in Coronado until next weekend, as (you might think this is odd) Jack and I are having a pretty great time together right now. As I said in the post, we’re not breaking up because we don’t like each other, we’re breaking up because eventually our lives will become incompatible.
I know there will be more downs in the future – I can’t imagine that there won’t – but for now, I’m grateful that the ending to this part of our relationship was at least filled with love and gratitude. I know that sounds hokey, but I mean it.
Dude, what the fuck? You broke up. I know you’re homeless and all, but, seriously, get the fuck out. What’s the hold up? Has Raul not packed up all his dildos and skittered out of Dadser’s OMG Downtown Condo yet? And how can you break up with a dude, BECAUSE OF YOUR CAREER, but have the luxury to chill out in Shuffle Board Central for an extra week? Don’t you have a column to write from the confines of Chicago?
See that thing over there? That’s a recycle bin. If you dump your sticky wedding magazines in there, you will be completely packed and then you can get the fuck out!
I don’t know why this amazes me. We all know that Julia Allison is a squatter.
(And I just KANT with the spiritual advisor shit.)