After a brief apparent dalliance with lifecaster turned syndicated columnist Julia Allison—at least one witness spotted the enamored pair kissing at the Manhattan restaurant The Lion in October—Parker then took up with his soon-to-be-fiancée that same month.
Hmm. . . . October. . . what happened in October? Oh yeah, she was attending Oktoberfest parties with Greasy and dripping her syrup over a plate of Pancakes. How did she even fit this in, and what did they even talk about?
“OMG, OMG, HERE’S THE THING! I was in a commercial with Justin Timberlake. And Justin Timberlake played you in a movie! Let’s get married!”