While the Donkey’s away, the haters will bray head over to Dr. Gary’s basement for a sammich and some archived reblogging goodness!
Julia Allison, “writer”, wanted to pen something pithy for a collection of six-word memoirs. You know, a la Hemingway. And the best she came up with was a sad Carrie 2.0 reference.
The catladies brought the lulz in an epic thread, showcasing their vast vocabularies and literary stylings. Here are a select few of the hundreds (literally!) of outstanding “memoirs”.
“An endless search for a loophole.”
“My imaginary tiara goes with everything.”
“Dan’s getting chemo. LOVE my chaise!”
“I work hard for the granny.”
“But enough about you.”
“Restraining order? He still loves me!”
“Finger banging all my sponsors away.”
“Will fauxga for ride on jet”
“Look upon lifecast, exes, and despair.”
Bonus recent addition:
“She Meant It – at the Time”
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