Julia Allison’s Tits Apparently Still Work

So since I spend all my time checking my “Julia Allison” Google Alert instead of serving my country, I ran across this interesting piece from The Examiner.

We don’t touch on it much here on RBNS/RBD, but one of Julia Allison’s most interesting displays of narcissism is how she rules over the maintenance of her Wikipedia entry with a heavy sausage-fingered fist. It is there that she infamously rallied to remove her last name, Booger, to protect the privacy of her family, you know, the family she is sooooo private about on Twitter. She also successfully campaigned to have a photo of her removed from her article because she didn’t want the world to know how bucked her teeth are. Now the article is paired with a completely dated photo that is from before the time her balls dropped. It’s interesting that she has a Wikipedia entry at all, considering she insists she is not a celebrity and her career has fantastically fizzled.

Well, the article referenced above may shed some light as to why Julia’s Wikipedia entry is so sanitized that it fails to mirror the reality of her empty, failed existence. Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales likes her tits.

Yup, her tits worked to get RBNS kicked off WordPress, and they worked in making sure that a photo was removed so Wikipedia visitors wouldn’t see how puffy and plasticine Julia’s face actually is. You see, Jimmy Wales personally had a hand in tempering Julia Allison’s donkey-tantrum over an unflattering photo, according to Valleywag in 2008.

Now, according to The Examiner, Jimmy is catching heat over showing Julia Allison favoritism again. Apparently there is something about Wikipedia categories. . . . American journalists. . . . blah, blah, blah, nerd things. But Wales threw a hissy fit when the “American journalist” category was removed from Julia’s entry because of some lame sub-category thing. I’ll let The Examiner explain:

The Wikipedia Category:American journalists instructs editors that “pages in this category should be moved to subcategories when appropriate”.

On February 28, Wikipedia editor Maurreen dutifully began removing the “American journalists” category tag from biographies that already had an appropriate subcategory appended.  Maurreen has been working on Wikipedia since 2004 and has applied over 25,000 individual edits to the encyclopedia project.

Maurreen removed the extraneous category tag from biographies about:

Jimmy Wales seemed to have a problem with an “unexplained removal of category” on just one of these 10 biographies.  Can you guess which of Maurreen’s edits Jimbo reverted?  He paid no attention to the older, male, prize-winning notables; instead, he focused only on the biography of Julia Allison, ranked #91 in AskMen‘s Top 99 Women of 2010, who got her start in journalism as a relationships columnist in Georgetown.

Jimbo didn’t seem to understand or bother with looking at the instructions on the American journalist category page.  Rather, he fired off a quick note to Maurreen, asking her “why are you deleting people from journalist category?”  Maurreen then taught the co-founder of Wikipedia how Wikipedia categories work, and then Wales reverted himself from the Julia Allison article, “having been given an explanation”.

Interesting. . . The article continues that Wales is basically a poon hound. I just have always found it interesting that Julia Allison has a Wikipedia entry at all, especially since she feverishly insists that she isn’t a “celebrity.” Now we know that she thrusts her tits into Wales’ face to get preferential treatment.

It amazes me how easily these tech-nerds fall for Julia’s fawning. That is obviously what happened in the case of our ouster from WordPress. And it has happened with Jimmy Wales in the past. I just don’t get it. I know I’m gay and all, but I look at Julia Allison, and I see Boner Killer.

Seriously, what’s in that clam dungeon? Beer?

269 COMMENTS

  1. From watching that SXSW video (the long one from 2008 posted two threads ago), I think people kinda feel bad for her…or maybe they just cannot believe she is what her ‘haters’ say she is…and then when they chill with her for a while (Mary, Jordacted and god knows who else), they see it (it = BATSHIT CRAZINESS).

    • I was reading some of Mary’s old posts earlier today. Her circa-2008 rants about what an awesome person Julia is and how she doesn’t understand why “haters” pick on her are pretty funny in retrospect.
      Understand now, Mare-mare?

    • I looked at that video and my opinion of the folks looking at her then and her “plight” was that they were like…..”if you don’t want to be gossiped about don’t post shit about your life SO MUCH”. This was a BIG message to her then…. as it is now. She hasn’t learned a thing since that video was taken in 2008. Hey Julia, just because you don’t have a website specifically called “juliaand(insertboyfriendnamehere) doesn’t mean you are not “blogging” the crap out of your relationships. Remember when you said that was a BIG mistake??? You really should remember.

      • Also she has mega potty mouth in that vid. And rolled her eyes a lot …..like…whatevarh. LOL!

  2. Ha. I actually used to date Jimbo, and I introduced him to his first wife. It doesn’t particularly surprise me that he’d be a little snookered by Julia, although he is a remarkably intelligent and shrewd person. Guarantee that he wouldn’t take such an interest unless he’s getting something out of it, though not what might seem obvious. It could be as simple as being annoyed by her and wanting to make sure she stays out of his world.

      • Well, this was long before he “founded” Wikipedia. We’d actually met at a philosophy conference, but then I placed an ad in the personals that he answered, which was funny because I’d already met him. This was in late 1995/early 1996 (yes, I’m past my expiration date).

        I feel bad for his (soon to be ex-) wife, because she really is a good woman, or at least she was when I knew her. She was the maid of honor at my wedding to the guy I chose over Jimbo (and later divorced, with whom I have a 13yo son).

    • what?!??!??! he got awfully nervous around me once. I told him I was married and he chilled out (I’d “forgotten” my ring that day)

    • She is so awful on camera.

      What is wrong with her mouth? Is it the combo of chin implant + too-large veneers causing that weird lisp-y speech impediment?

      • Jesus. Yeah, I don’t get that lisp…I feel like it only comes out when she wants to sound smart. I think it’s some weird side-effect of her trying to sound impressive, serious and philosopher-like.

        Also, she lies like crazy. Sick I tell ya! Sick!

    • It’s physically painful to watch/listen to her. When Juliaba says, “I went to OMG Paris with the man I was in love with at the time” I feel angry inside. Something is just so off with this girl. She doesn’t seem to have any authentic or first person original experiences to draw from. Creepy. At least she can continue listing all the countries where he fans (i.e. mockers 2011) reside from. Massive Fail.

    • “what would you say to your French readers?”
      “whether I’ve been to Paris or not?”

      Really? You think they care? That’s what you want to say? And who took you and how old were you?

  3. JP! So you know how you sit around all day and night, just waiting for ‘Julia Allison’ google alerts? Well, I do the same thing, and look at what I just found:

    “Twitter Trending Topics Come From Mainstream Media, Not “Influencers”

    HP’s researchers did a study of Twitter’s trending topics: how and why a topic starts trending on Twitter. Twitter’s trending topics are important because they attract lots of attention — and Twitter has started selling ads against them. (Mashable)

    It turns out that what matters most is how often a tweet is retweeted rather than who tweets it. More interestingly, especially for self-proclaimed “social media evangelists” and other “influencers”, most of the trending topics are simply news stories from mainstream media outlets that get retweeted and whose topic ends up trending.”

    But here’s the best part, this is the photo attached to the story:

    [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/wio9pz.jpg[/img]

    http://tinyurl.com/6flm3yk

  4. The BEST Jimmy Wales story ever was when he posted a breakup announcement on freaking WIKIPEDIA and that ex promptly auctioned his shit off on eBay and donated the proceeds to charity.
    I’m “Facebook friends” with that same girl and she lives in France now and is married to a famous French TV news anchor and has posted some cool photos from inside the presidential palace judging from her Facebook photos. How the hell does a right-winger who worked at Fox News sound like a Frenchy????
    http://www.lcp.fr/emissions/politique-matin/vod/7811-la-matinale-du-mardi-2-novembre-2010/francois-durpaire-rachel-marsden

    Also this made me LOL

    [img]http://www.rachelmarsden.com/speccovercap.jpg[/img]

    • Her bio says she’s also a university professor at Sciences Po, the top political science university. Conservatives aren’t uncommon in France. A new poll out yesterday found that if the first round of the presidential election were held today, the FAR RIGHT candidate Marine LePen would beat both Sarkozy and any Socialist. If anything France is going more conservative.

      • Uh, yeah, see my post above re: Rachel Marsden. And be careful if you are in any way associated with this chick. Bat-shit for years.

      • TOTS

        I used to get into it with her on Valleywag big time. She’s not stupid, but if there is one person I’d say is a more disgusting self-promoter than Julia it’d be Marsden (not on the dictator-0-gram obviously, but as far as the general walking public goes….). Julia is conniving and mildly evil because she seems too stupid to realize she is, but Marsden is a down right psychopath – conniving AND aggressively pursues everyone on her black list. Talk about someone who NEVER, EVER gives up – you can never, ever win with Rachel.

        • So now the big question is: how do we pit them against each other?

      • Woe is me – I hadn’t even read below yet, but while “DA FUKK??” doesn’t sound as intelligent as Marsden I certainly can see why s/he is a fan of Rachel. The few that ever defended her (the very few) were as loony as she is. And they NEVER STOP.

        I hope it goes away soon.

      • I’ve never read Marsdens articles…but are they at least readable? Whereas Juliars are NOT. The international article JA published went in and out of 12th grade isms like crazy. Wonder if momsers gave her feedback but she only took it in partial? It was all over the place.

        • Crikey!
          She claimed to have sent the suggestive e-mails in “a desperate attempt to entice [Donnelly] into meeting with me so I could obtain accountability and an apology from him for the abuse, harassment and rape I suffered at his hands.” She had also admitted to sending him the Playboy subscription, reportedly telling the SFU panel in 1996 that she did it “with the hope that he would be able to take out his sexual frustrations on the magazine instead of on real women.”

  5. You guys obviously know better than I do but do you really think the kick off WordPress wasn’t Dadser’s Esq. cease and desist? As soon as they got he whiff of possibly getting sued they pulled the blog – that’s what I always thought. I doubt it was Julia herself, who you KNOW had been emailing them nonstop for years, and they obviously didn’t listen to her ass.

    • Remember when she was in SF before Christmas and Dadsers was with her for part of it but she was very quiet about Daddy’s presence? She Tweeted about a meeting with Tony Conrad. I think she and Dadsers got in the door, pleaded their case, said they planned cease-and-desists, Tony got WP to start watching us, and then they pulled the plug.

  6. The Internet, The Gift That Keeps on Giving:

    “Julia Allison and Meghan Asha Search For White Tech Guys at TechCrunch

    Ok. You’re wondering what’s up with the title’s smarky angle “Julia Allison and Meghan Asha Search For White Tech Guys at TechCrunch”? Well, it’s simple. It’s true.

    If you’ve ever been to an SF Bay Area tech event as a Black male, you discover five things:

    1) The party’s mostly white
    2) The men are cool to talk with
    3) The women there act like they’re afraid to talk with you if you’re Black

    [he mentions ‘five things’, but only posted 3]

    As the video reveals, of all of the people at these parties, it’s generally non-tech White Women that generally act like they’re looking only for White and at times Asian tech guys, as opposed to just plain networking. (And by “non-tech” I mean those who are not in tech positions. There are some exceptions if you read on, but that’s my general experience. Julia, for example, is not herself a programmer or videoblogger or game developer, or web designer.) And their focus is so hard on this type of guy that they most of them will not do the normal act of simple networking with manners…”

    http://tinyurl.com/8h7srp

    • funny, although oddly I’ve yet to see a white woman with an Asian guy in silicon valley. For whatever reason(s), doesn’t seem to happen often. I knew a copule of caucasian women who are married to Indian men, but that’s maybe 2 couples out of everyone I know.

    • Wow. I’ve never really watched that video and payed attention to Meghan, but it is seriously worth watching, with the volume low, to notice that Julia totally talks right over her, and she seems to get increasingly annoyed by it. She even rolls her eyes at one point and takes a drink of her — surely alcoholic — beverage. There is also some serious ‘bitch, please’ face making at the end, too.

      Also, their ‘good friend’ Sarah seems a little passive aggressive, too. When Julia says she wants a developer, and Meghan says ‘or programmer,’ Sarah throws out ‘or a CEO,’ which Julia repeats, then Sarah comments, “With a big wallet.”

      Bish, your friend just called you a gold digger, and she knows you aren’t settling for some lowly programmer.

      EVERYONE hates you.

      • Sez Mizz Julia Allison: “As long as they’re smart. That’s the baseline.”
        To quote the Donkey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        And, yeah, I think Megs caught the “with a big fat wallet” jab.

    • Right wing was the least of her problems. Nice to hear she’s apparently grown up and settled down, but if past behavior is an indication of future behavior, the French guy should be pretty nervous right now. God help him if things go off the rails with her.

    • “She slays douchebags” really?

      Never heard of her, who has she “slain”?

  7. Meh she doesn’t bother me. Seems to do her own thing and slash jerks who prove deserving. If that’s all the hate she’s amassed in a career of public conservatism, I’d say she’s pretty benign. Don’t see the crazy. Sorry. But then again I’m a conservative.

    • A court found that she rigged her stalkees email to send her BCCs of all his email – and you “don’t see the crazy”?

      /backs away slowly…. whistling…..

  8. I know people who know Marsden well. They say she’s totally cool but has a zero tolerance for aholes. Not attention seeking. Not crazy. And doesn’t much care about criticism. But just that she shanks aholes. And I kind of respect that.

    • I know personally one of the guys she fixated on. And it was terrifying, without getting into details. So I have nothing positive to say other than I hope she has seriously dealt with her issues and is better. I am happy to hear she is married and settled down and hope it means she dealt with her shit. Sort of like I hope Donkey eventually deals with hers. I can understand how both Donk and Marsden would find themselves both intrigued and repulsed by one another. I do recall Donk blogging about her/contacting her when the Wales stuff went down, if I am not mistaken. Or maybe it was the other way around.

    • I was putting it mildly to avoid anyone figuring out the connection. It was far more than fixation. It was straight-out stalking, messing with the guy’s personal and professional life. Anyway, you seem pretty invested in not wanting to acknowledge this woman’s past. You must be really close FB friends!

  9. LMAO! Please carry on. This is hilarious. Do you think i am Rachel Marsden dear?
    Is that your argument in support of your claim to know some loser who brags pd being stalked by a hot chick?

    • The tells: “Hot chick.” “Some loser.” Why would you refer to him as “some loser” if you know nothing about the person or the incident I am talking about?

      Oh dear. Hey, everyone’s welcome here, so pull up a chair and make yourself at home. But yes, it seems a bit obvious. Paris is lovely this time of year.

  10. Ah did you read that case? The ex tried to convict her but she was discharged. No conviction. No record. And was working in Washington DC at the time.
    Sounds like a jerk to me. Don’t need much more proof than that.

    • Lord no – why would I read case law about an obscure Canadian Julia Allison wannabe?

      Never heard of the lady before this day. From what I’ve read so far it sucks to be her.

    • It’s from the never ending romantic comedy “Julia Allison’s Love Affair With Her Own Cake Hole”.

  11. Does one of the female heads of the harrassment office at sfu being harrassed count as part of marsden’s slaying of asshole guys? If it is always these asshole guys’ faults she sure seems to have bad luck with repeatedly being with aaahole guys. Swim coach, another professor, the female harrassment officer, a radio dj, that cop thing later, and from what ive heard other dudes from ny/dc who it didn’t get quite so over the top with but still pretty damn weird. Oh, and her and fox news even had a bad break-up it seems. Apparently she does have bad taste in exes… 🙂

    you know you are just a misunderstood victim when one of the suggested google search terms paired to your name is “Rachel marsden stalker”. Google didn’t even have the courtesy to say allegedly…

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/11/05/406822/-Rachel-Marsden-Professional-sadist,-stalker,-liar

    • The best thing about being a catlady is the continual object lesson in “How Not To Manage Your Media Career” and for that I am truly grateful.

  12. Lololololololol!!!!!
    1) Daily Kos as a legit source on a Fox newser!
    2) A chick head of the harassment office claiming harassment lololololol!!!!
    Sounds like badly behaving people trying to pass off their shitty behavior onto someone else.

    • 1) i just picked the first google result article in the “searched we may suggest: rachel marsden stalker” link as it seemed to provide a nice summary and provide links to articles it references. feel free to ignore reading articles outlining facts that run counter to your opinion based on a persecution complex, it is America after all and you’re entitled.
      2) and as for the “chick head” of the harrassment office as you say, that seems particularly non-crazy in how marsden dealt with it. i mean when i communicate with university officials i often refer to them as “mommy” in my emails or calls… from an article in the canadian theytyee: “O’Hagan later alleged that Marsden had harassed her, claiming to reporters that the student had called her more than 400 times, tracked her down after she’d changed her number, and signed letters, “love from your daughter who loves you a lot.” Marsden responded in kind, claiming that she referred to O’Hagan as mother to “set boundaries” with the older woman, who she said had repeatedly hugged and kissed her. “I felt strange,” Marsden told the press, “and wondered what her intentions were.” O’Hagan’s lawyers told the press she “vehemently denie[d]” that she had had “any type of physical relationship” with Marsden. Two days after O’Hagan’s harassment claim, it was reported that Marsden showed up at a conference at which O’Hagan was the guest speaker.” from: http://thetyee.ca/Mediacheck/2007/04/05/RMarsden/
      Geez, she does just seem to have the worst luck with all these people who clearly just want to bang her! Look, i’m all for hoping she has settled down with age and dealt with whatever relationship issues or history that had her acting this way for a lengthy period of time. but have to call bs, especially on an article about donk trying to whitewash her own history, to have da funk??! come in here and try to gloss over marsden’s history like it never happened. and da funk??! i don’t usually like to feed trolls, but just know that i will repeatedly reply to your comments with links and ms. marsden’s name, so just know that all you are doing is raising the likelihood of google keeping their suggested search terms of a crazy variety for your poor misunderstood hero of women.

  13. “from what ive heard other dudes from ny/dc who it didn’t get quite so over the top with but still pretty damn weird”

    Oh of course everyone’s a poor victim of the hot chick they fantasize about banging. Lol LOSERS.
    Maybe if they let up on the jerking off and got some fresh air they’d feel less victimized in the head.
    Lol tooo much

    • Well that’s lovely – can we get back to sniggering at Julia Allison now?

      • Indeed. I am especially enjoying the part where DF doesn’t seem to know how to reply to someone’s comment and just keeps starting new threads. As a good friend of mine would say: Internet! Learn the game!

    • i know i regularly fantasize about “banging” a “hot chick” who would try to ruin my life and career if we ever part ways. it is tres exciting… and speaking of getting fresh air for their head, my favorite part is when Rachel Marsden wrote an oped with her fawning approval for waterboarding and basically saying it is nothing since as a young swimmer her coaches would push her to swim as long as she could under water while holding her breath. now that’s a meaningful comparison! perhaps her lack of fresh air during those periods had something to do with her perceived victimization?

  14. Given that Our Julia is a private citizen now who only wants to be left alone do you think she will put her tits to the grindstone again to convince Jimmy to remove her Wikipedia entry?

    • Britney, Nicole, Joaquim…. oh look! another mentally ill fame-drugged star who’s weirdness can be marketed for entertainment purposes.

      Sad.com

      Julia’s self marketed not fame foibles on the other hand = HIGH LARIOUS!

  15. Marsden self promotes? Not sure I see much of any evidence of that. All I see are her political commentary. She doesn’t blog or even really use Twitter or Facebook.

  16. Coronado is this charming little isthmus with a wide beach that has been a holiday destination since the 19th century. The graceful town planning and architecture reflects a gentler era.

    Then some arsehole built these disgusting high rise apartments right in the middle of what used to be the gardens of the Hotel Del (as seen in Some Like It Hot). They stand as tall tasteless brutal isolated FUCK YOU statements and are mostly populated by unbeloved “Zonies” (Arizonans are deeply despised in San Diego for ruining everything that is nice about the beaches).

    These apartment buildings are so hated for ruining the local ambiance that none have ever been permitted again.

    Guess where Julia’s staying? Oh what a coincidence, the least classy place possible in all of San Diego!

    • Oh, wow. These two different angles say it all.

      [img]http://blogs.gonomad.com/wp-content/blogpics/theerfiles/Coronado-Beach-1-717671.jpg[/img]

      [img]http://www.city-data.com/articles/images/img5672413.jpg[/img]

      • They are also known as Taco towers because a lot of wealthy Mexicans have condos there. I wonder how the two groups interact. Me Mexicans friends are 1000X more gracious people than the other ilk

        • I have to say I kind of get sick of seeing Arizonans get slammed on this site. It’s no secret that I live there myself. To me, it’s just as narrowminded to condemn all Arizonans as a people as it is to have a predjudice against any other group.

          And, for the record Californians aren’t exactly revered by Arizonans either. For almost the same reason…..only they didn’t come over here and ruin a beach or two. Since they can’t buy land/homes in their owns states due to overinflated prices, are a welfare state and have all those lovely natural disasters like earthquakes, landslides and fires, they came over and sucked up all of ours instead.

        • Sorry I did not mean to offend all Arizonians, Licked Randi’s Cake. I agree with your reprimand and I will try never to have lumpy prejudice again. I love to visit Arizona.

  17. She’s someone I know very well IRL. Which make the comments I read here hilarious since they’re so far off base and silly.

    • “I’m “Facebook friends” with that same girl”
      “She’s someone I know very well IRL”
      “She doesn’t blog or even really use Twitter or Facebook”

      Like your foreign cunterpart Julia Allison, you trip over your lies

    • which makes YOUR comments now more insightful….and more LULZY!! ahahahahahahahahahhahaha

  18. Ironically Marsden, being a self-made millionaire married to another self-made millionaire, would just laugh her ass off if I even bothered to show her this discussion. I doubt she for to where she is now by giving two second of thought to irrelevant strangers

      • The lack of awareness of when they’re protesting too much and consequently giving it all away is always interesting to watch.

        Sort of like when Donk always INSISTS she had nothing to do with any harassment of anyone/leaking names of the guys who dumped her to her “haters”/making her Vimeos public but she knows who did and she is very angry at that person!

      • It’s funny how this “fan” stumbled on to our little corner of the internet after one mention of RM’s name in the comments, not even the main article. This seems to happen often with good ole RM. She or a sockpuppet/fan shows up and goes on and on and on. RM and her fans share the common traits of always having to have the last word and never being able to let anything go.
        It’s the ‘wear them out with bullshit’ tactic. As a Canadian I’m certainly glad to see RM somewhere else. (Sorry France).
        Keep on pecking away DF, you white knight you. Maybe you can be the next on her list of ‘loser’ b/fs
        Eagerly awaiting your intelligent, well reasoned and well written response.

        • http://www.thestar.com/news/article/287642

          Bad luck certainly seems to stalk her huh? Another ‘loser’b/f blowout. It seems she really has poor judgement in who she gets involved with.
          Nice tidbit:
          “I live in NYC,” she wrote. “If I was going to ‘stalk’ anyone from that kind of a massive distance, it sure wouldn’t be that loser.

          “Anyone who reads my blog or column knows it would be (French President) Nicolas Sarkozy!”

          Watch out Nicolas, she’s inside the house!

        • “Loser” and “hot chick” are the dead giveaways.

          The same commenter goes by PancakesOCopter and was quite service-y a few days ago pointing out that Donks was violating military secrets by Tweeting about the limitations of the aircraft he flies. So she’s been with us for awhile. A regular, even. The RBD community is so inclusive!

        • As is calling you ‘dear.’ You only ever see that when someone is trying to intimidate you into feeling guilty that maybe you’re casting dubious aspersions–like they’re trying to let you know that they’re looking out for you and want to prevent you from looking ridiculous on the interwebs. Donks seems to do this a lot.

        • “The same commenter goes by PancakesOCopter and was quite service-y a few days ago pointing out that Donks was violating military secrets by Tweeting about the limitations of the aircraft he flies. So she’s been with us for awhile. A regular, even. The RBD community is so inclusive!” Jacy I remember that comment and it got my ire up and I responded. So what is up with FD or POC? A Rachel fan that hates Donk?

        • Actually, no, she brought RM up herself. So she’s been among us for awhile, I think. Suddenly her two worlds collided! But hey, welcome!! Sit your crazy ass down and enjoy yourself!

        • Sorry Jacy, my syntax is off…..I meant this Da Fukk character. I was wondering if she’s a known RM fan that hates Donk? Because I have seen her here a lot, and actually responded to one of her posts. Just wanted to clarify.

        • If so….it’s kind of ironic. RM’s woes have been sufficiently published, but has since died down. Da Fukk made the mistake of bringing it all back to front and center by defending her? Just weirdly comical.

    • Cool, DF, if your facebook friend/good friend (sorry, can’t keep it straight), about whom our comments are not particularly centered on, wouldn’t care, then neither should you. She seems to be a big girl and overly capable of defending herself. Why are you so invested in her reputation? It just seems a little strange, that’s all.
      Love, kisses, and best wishes for you to find a hobby that you really love (I suggest cheesemaking),
      HipsterLawyerGrifter

    • Really, DA FUKK….what is the point of all this Rachel Marsden crap? And who cares if she’s rich and living in France? She’s seriously deranged. Just the fact that this loon thinks she’s sizzling hot makes her crazy. She’s homely and ugly…the kind of homely and ugly that money and France can’t hide.

  19. Yes he/she and I and Rachel Marsden are the only people to ever use the terms loser and hot chick. You birds are looney but please carry on lol. Lovin it.

  20. Can each you ladies please post full length photos of yourselves even with a bag over your head? As a dude I want to see how fug a broad has to be to spend their time obsessing over hot chicks they’ve never met. lol

    • Haha! Rachel Marsden is SO not a hot chick! She’s hideous. I think the word you’re looking for, DF, is skanky.

    • I resent the implication that I obsess over this Rakey Matthewsen person you keep talking about. I have a very busy schedule of obsessing about beautiful, successful Julia Allison, whose life makes me so envious that I weep large obese tears which mix with all the Cheeto dust here in the basement to create an orange ocean of my sadness and insecurity.

  21. I love winding you broads up. What a trip.
    She’s easy to defend. So I do and it always drives people insane when i do.

    • You haven’t defended a single thing. I came into this thread today having never heard of this person and thanks to you I now know she’s not worth paying any attention to and that her followers are demented.

      Keep spreading the word, you’re so good at it.

      • Exactly! I had no idea who she was. Probably wouldn’t have given her a cursory google glance had it not been for DF’s relentless pushing. However, every siren goes off in my head after reading all those links about this poor ‘hot chick’ being dragged down by a bunch of ‘losers’.

    • Hee. You’re the one who seems all “wound up,” Da fukk. And it’s pretty entertaining. You might ought to figure out the “reply” feature, though. It comes in very handy when engaging in pointless argument.

    • Because people other than you are clamouring to talk about Rachel Marsden?Somehow i don’t think so. Julia Fucking Allison rates higher than Rachel Marsden on the interest-meter. And that isn’t saying much!

      The Princess of PoCo is on no one’s radar. Trust.

    • Isn’t this the classic closer?

      ‘I am only posting here to amuse myself! It’s so much fun to rile everyone up! Ha ha ha!’

      I remember PP declining to cover this Rachel person for this very reason – the slightest mention results in comments-bludgeoning.

  22. Marsden homely? Ugly? Haha no you broads KNOW how wacked an divorced from reality u r. Because Fox News hires only homely women lol!!!!

    • To be hired by Fox News, it helps to be good looking but that’s not the first priority. First and foremost, they want women who are willing to look slutty and unprofessional on-air. Like Rachel Marsden.

    • You seem REALLY invested in this. I find it worrisome. Stuff a baguette in your piehole and STFU already.

    • Cripes, I thought for a few beautiful seconds that you meant James Marsters, and I was about to post some epic Spike gifs. But yes, I still agree with you.

      • You mentioned Masters. Please provide gifs.

        • MaRsters. DF!!?’s stupid is rubbing off.

        • [img]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s49/Mr_Muggles/GIFS/11v03t5.gif[/img]

          [img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/mrs_pring/GIFs/2jbrzoy.gif[/img]

          [img]http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx27/lexiingram/I%20stole%20gifs%20from%20lauren/Buffy/dootas.gif[/img]

        • This one is teh h0tness…

          [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/87265/spike-and-buffy-o.gif[/img]

          I am starting to convince myself to rewatch the series. And I’ll probably start replying to your comments in other posts with Spike gifs, just to sort of pretty things up….

  23. In court? She was never convicted of anything. Ever. Nice try lol. Her hatred as u can see always resort to just plain making shit up. Hilarious.

    • Your arguments may be more effective if you had a grasp of English grammar, and going a few crazy steps past that, formal logic. Your statements are hilarious to me, so I’m glad we’re both laughing, DF.
      xoxo

      • Ha! Yes, leaving letters off of words and leaving words out of sentences does make it a bit challenging to decipher DF’s comments.

    • I’m sorry — why are you here? I had never heard of this Rachel person prior to this comment thread, and I certainly don’t give a shit about her. Please run along now so we can return to our regularly scheduled programming.

      Honestly, some people on the internet…

      • Rachel Marsden
        Elle Henderson
        Missy Tee

        Cool. Easier to follow when the voices are ‘identified’.

    • “In court? She was never convicted of anything.”

      Whatevs. She was ‘conditionally discharged’. So she was found guilty but never had a conviction on her permanent record in exchange for good behaviour.

      I’ve had my fair share of nasty break ups. I’ve never had to have it go to court. Twice.

      • Correction – SHE PLEADED GUILTY.

        The great thing is if it wasn’t for DA FUCK!!! I wouldn’t ever have learned what a fecal smear this woman is.

        • Zing!!!! Complete agreement. I wouldn’t have an opinion AT ALL if there weren’t so. many. articles. Now? Craaazzzzzycakes.

  24. Question. How many of u broads have been officially diagnosed with a personality disorder like OCD? I know many of you talk on here about how ur lives suck so harsh that this site brings u the only lulz in ur life. Most of u have disclosed your various mental illnesses including depression and meds. Do u think this site is a good move for u in the long run? I mean even the idea of projecting feelings onto someone you don’t know and claiming deep feelings about the person is like really nutso. Do you ever find when u type some of your insane ramblings that u are projecting all your loser life and hopelessness onto one or more complete and total strangers?
    Do you ever consider that your behavior is a deep call for serious psychiatric help that a message board will never be able to fix but only prolong?

  25. Oh dear. Like Beetlejuice, if you say her name enough times, she appears with a vengeance.

    It has been a while, but I seem to remember that the only way to get her to go away is to completely change the subject.

    She is a whole different beast of batshit.

    • well of course – don’t you realize it’s actually all about her/him/it? where have i been?

      /facepalm

  26. Right because there are no other ugly chicks willing to slut it up on air so they had to go to Canada to get one lol
    Let’s see the photos ladies. I wanna know I I’d let u suck my cock. Let alone if Roger Ailes would let u.

  27. U broada who haven’t been officially diagnosed and talked about ur psych drugs in this here forum yet need to go get sum. Run.

    • It didn’t take long did it? My you’ve changed since your first perky little offering this morning:

      I’m “Facebook friends” with that same girl and she lives in France now and is married to a famous French TV news anchor and has posted some cool photos from inside the presidential palace judging from her Facebook photos.

      You’ve done such a GREAT JOB teaching us all about yourself and your facebook friend! Well done.

  28. [img]http://www.patwreck.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/MichealJacksonPopcorn.gif[/img]

  29. Oh ya I’m deeply Invested alright. The posters on this site are funnier than Bedlam as far as collective crackups go. Lovin it.

    • She’s this girl who has some AMAZING “facebook friends” that are really doing her a solid by chatting about her in teh blogs.
      It’s really working for her.

      • This actually could be a really fun tactic. Anyone want to go fight with me about how awesome JA is over on her OMG column for the Gangland Tribute?

    • You don’t really want to know, but for comparison purposes:

      1. Both brunettes who think they are smoking hot and don’t realize how anyone who meets them is freaked out by the crazy in their eyes.
      2. Both have had numerous “issues” with men who didn’t want them. Marsden’s, however, have frequently involved police investigations.
      3. Both resort to cyber-harassment when anything appears online about them that they don’t like.
      4. 24/7 Wikipedia editor harrassment/Jimbo Wales flirting in order to sanitize their Wiki pages.
      5. Grandiose lies about how fabulous their lives are.
      6. Deny, deny, deny any and all obvious psychiatric disorders.
      7. “It’s everyone else’s fault.”
      8. Countless professional burned bridges. Marsden was escorted out of Fox for harassing Shep Smith.

      Marsden is smarter than Donkey, though, I’ll give her that. She at least has a clue what’s going on in the world.

      • The big difference is Julia Allison bring the lulz, Rachael Marsden brings the shudders.

        (harrassing Shep Smith? wha? Oh now I see why she had to go to France, she’ll never eat lunch on this continent again)

  30. Now come on girls. I’m not going to talk to any of you fugly bitches until I see some evidence to the contrary that you’re worthy of my scorn.
    Get those full length pics up girlies!
    If ur gonna b crazy, u better at least be hot.

  31. Hey “catskanks” please don’t respond to DaFuckk. It’s either Rachel or one of her insane posse. She won’t *ever* go away until ignored. She’ll flounce out fifty times calling us losers and fat and ugly and not worthy of licking the dogshit off her shoe but she’ll keep coming back and back and back. I learned my lesson a long time ago. Do not poke this beast. You will never win. It’s not like Julia Allison. Compared to Rachel, Julia is harmless. Rachel is a total bunny boiler.

  32. The charity work thread outer u bishes as being completely off u rockers and nutso. No sane people with normal lives do that much hanging with browns, retards and trees. Takes one hell of a guilty conscience or inferiority complex to be that thrown into it.

    • Well to be fair – DA FUKK, while you are completely wrong about brown people, I agree – that thread was way too holier than thou and self congratulating for my liking – although I did appreciate the 2 people in that thread who were in support of receptive anal sex, which we all know is the greatest charity of all.

      • I liked the charitable giver who donated $20 to help out PartyPants when RBNS needed a temporary home!

        • Well as the Superior Lifeforms said in “Stardust Memories”:

          “You wanna do mankind a service? Tell funnier jokes.”

        • Ha, like me too, I gave $50 out of my basement fix-up money.

      • I liked that thread for a number of reasons, other than just self-congratulatory back patting. It told us a lot about the faceless people who make up this site, and it disproved JA’s claims that we are all jealous basement dwellers who have too much free time.

        It also just made me really happy to know that I keep company with so many wonderful people, who are doing awesome and inspiring things. It motivated me to want to do even more, and gave me ideas to get involved in projects I’d never heard about before.

        Finally, it is always nice to be reminded that there are awesome people out there in the world, doing great things, especially when the news is all about the horrors and atrocities of the world.

      • Really if you took the thread that way that’s your own life experiences coloring it. How can people honestly be pissed about charity work? Did it make you feel guilty or something?

    • ah, bigotry. that’s it, you’ve definitely won this little internet argument now. you have nothing but my utmost respect and admiration.

      **blank stare**

      **vom in shower**

  33. It has been so long since I’ve seen Marden’s crazy online.

    She isn’t better or worse than Julia – just a whole different flavor of batshit. There was a third to this barking mad trifecta – Kelly Kreth. Like Mardsen, she was vocally anti-Julia, but her hook was being sexually vulgar. Mardsen was content to do the aggressive Ann Coulter thing, but took it up a notch with the stalking and scorned woman thing.

    • I remember her! I used to read her all the time but something happened with some guy she was dating. Some anony person started leaving weird/stalkery/threats in her diary and she shut EVERYTHING down. She cut off everyone whom she didn’t know in person, (there was some other person who had a blog named Moxie [??] or something that took a huge dislike to Kelly and let her have it on her own blog), because she didn’t know who was feeding the person info. I’ve often wondered what happened to her and have thought a few times she walked among us. As a matter of fact, she’s the reason I even knew about Julia. She mentioned her in her writing a few times.

      • Moxie’s a whole other barrel of crazy. Was loosely connected to her through the early oughts blogging community until she went off the rails politically.

      • kelly also is how I first found out about julia, when nonsociety first started and kelly suggested that her readers nominate her for a writer’s spot on nonsociety. I checked julia out and figured that kelly was just jealous, since julia was significantly younger and cuter and getting opportunities that kelly wouldn’t becaause of her age. I’d been reading kelly’s diary for a lonnnng time, back when things with the ryan guy happened. I really enjoyed her writing, though some of her stuff really repulsed me (hyperfocus on shit and piss sometimes).

        I’ve wanted to mention kelly before, but I only found rbns right after the flight of jordan, and I never knew if kelly was an active participant here…especially since it seems, from twitter, that pp and kelly know each other.

        • So you were on Open Diary too? Did you get shut out also? When she closed it down, I know she had some health scares and I think about her every now and then and wonder what’s going on with her. She seemed to go completely off the radar… probably a good thing.

        • yep, I found her on OD. I’m not sure which ‘shut out’ you’re talking about. I know at one point she was all paranoid on her cn diary, but I thought that was because of william, and so she created a second, favorites-only diary, and I was able to get invited in to that one (I’ve been on OD since 1999 so it was clear, from my own diary, that I was not someone who knew her or had set up a diary specifically to troll her). but I personally thought she missed the attention and controversy on the cn diary, so she went back to it for a little while, though she didn’t write anywhere near as much as she originally did. and then she went to…blogger, I think, but you had to request access or subscribe or something like that, and by that point I just didn’t give enough of a shit to follow her elsewhere.

          she occasionally posts a link up in her cn diary to her tumblr but it’s nothing at all like her original OD was. I think she eventually learned that putting such intimate parts of her life up on the internet was really not healthy or productive. I’m glad she learned that lesson, but she was right around 40 when she did learn it, so I have very little hope of julia learning the same lesson anytime soon.

        • Yes, on OD. Around the time she found out the completely shocking info about the guy she was dating – I can’t remember his name – but it was REALLY bad. I wasn’t on OD that long and just kind of stumbled on her too. She did keep me for a while but then when the stuff really started unraveling and then the Moxie stuff, I couldn’t access it anymore. I wrote to her and she was perfectly nice, apologized, and said she was taking off people who she didn’t ‘know’ for a length of time. I missed the drama that followed her but like you, after a while I stopped looking for her. I think I tried to request to be invited after time had passed but nothing came of it. I too remember her wanting to be nominated for the NonSociety writing thing and then I started getting into Baugher. The rest is history. Are you still on OD?? I wonder if we’ve ‘crossed’ paths! 🙂

        • I’m pretty sure when all the SHOCKING MEDICAL NEWS happened was when I was getting tired of her. while I don’t doubt it was true, she was just always so full of drama that it just reeked of more melodramatics to me.

          I am still on OD. I was one of the schmucks who scurried to pay when the site went to the ‘plus’ option, and I also opted in to the ‘lifetime membership’ a few years ago, so I’ll probably be there until the site finally dies. I don’t write nearly as much as I used to, but I just can’t abandon my 12 years of writing. we probably have crossed paths at some point! you’re definitely the first OD person I’ve come across outside of the site.

        • I was on her faves for a while too. So you and I must have definitely bumped into each other in comments because I remember when she made it favorites. But then someone was able to find a way in and leave comments anonymously and then Moxie was still able to somehow access her favorites entries and comment on her own blog (about CN’s favorites only entries), so that’s when I was shut out because she didn’t know who was doing it. As a matter of fact, when RBNS first started, I saw Moxie… aka Christian(???) comment a few times and I distinctly remember she wasn’t too well received. I’m still on OD using the free version because I don’t update much. Even then, it’s private w/ a few favorites and still with that the few entries I’ve written, most of them are private to me anyway. There’s one girl I follow there all the time. I love her! That’s mainly one of the reasons I still go.

    • I think Rachel’s in a league of her own. She will go to great lengths to destroy her “enemies”

    • I can’t stand Julia, and there are at least a dozen negative adjectives to describe her, but I wouldn’t say she’s evil. Rachel Marsden is evil.

    • Interesting that both ladies have guested on FOX’s Red Eye. I love that clip where Gutfield is asked whether anyone has been banned from the show. He replies that he doesn’t want to name names, but that someone whose name rhymes with “Mulia Mallison” has been blacklisted.

      • It was pretty clear he’s read here or been made aware of her online nickname (Donkey) when he called her Mulia Mallison. I think that show’s usually funny and probably the only watchable show on Fox News. Makes sense they banned Julia–she never belonged anyway, because it’s a funny show and she has the sense of humor of a brick.

  34. Fired and escorted out of my place of work by security guards? Zero times.
    Charged with harassment? Zero times.
    My record of crazy vs your very good friend RM’s public record of batshit behavior, Da Fukk? I believe I win this round.
    Superficial idiots who think a woman has to be what they consider hot to have legitimacy, or that the subjectively “hot” have some kind of superior right to exist are exactly the type of people the RMs and Julia Allisons of this world cater to. You all get what you want/deserve, so what’s your problem really? Oh, right. The adoration has to be universal.
    The lazy attention whore’s easy route to the drug they crave is cheap and tacky notoriety. Baugher and Marsden are experts at this. Pay attention to ME! Look at me! I’m wearing a slutty outfit in a professional setting! Because you can’t contain the sexy!! And I’m so nonconformist!! I don’t care what you think!! I’ll say anything, I’m not accountable, but I am outrageous!! Suck it losers!!! Suck it ugly fat losers, assumed to be female, who are just jealous and alone and will never have rich boyfriends. I have all the high status markers and you don’t!!! If you did, you’d be splashing all the details of your life online just like I do!! You’d be making a spectacle of yourself just like I do!!
    Right? That’s it, isn’t it? We don’t brag about our lives online because we can’t, not because we choose not to. Not because our self respect and our respect for friends, colleagues, family, prevents us from such blatant indiscretions in the name of promoting our “brand”. Hell, we probably don’t even have personal brands. Just boring lives. So, losers? Right? No cosmetic dental work, no poison injections and chemical fillers in our faces, no electrolysis, mani-pedis, hair extensions, no free frocks from Betsey Johnson. Therefore we are not only naturally ugly, but probably, omfg, not monied/privileged either. Because if we did have money, of course that’s how we’d spend it right? On YSL Tributes and Chanel bags? Those are the things of real value in this world, not donations to stupid shelters and NGOs. That’s what left-over fashion magazines are for!!
    Ugh. I can never the tunnel vision of these twats. I’m done.
    Fuck you, Da Fukk.

    • Well stated I Cray. I am hopefully not feeding the troll but why does Da Fukk assume we are losers, ugly, and unsuccessful. “No sane people with normal lives do that much hanging with browns, retards and trees” Really Da Fukk?? I won’t even go into how bigoted that sentence sounded. We post one time our hearts passions and it is assumed we lie, because “NO ONE is that into these causes”. WOW. just. wow.

      Guess what. there are great people out there that happen to like to comment on their perspective about certain internet stupidity and banal behavior. How is this ugly? You know nothing about us Da Fukk even though you have been posing as our ally for weeks. Now you turn because YOU bring to light a certain crazy friend? Who haz the crazy?? Who is ugly? WHO??

    • Speaking as a straight guy here…. Rachel Marsden isn’t really all that attractive. She’s not bad looking, and she is apparently tall and thin, but I think she’s drastically over-estimating her own attractiveness. Certainly her personality and retrograde political/social views cancel out any attractiveness anyway. She actually dislikes charity work, “brown people”, and homosexuals, if this commenter is to be believed. Pretty disgusting, I think we can all agree on that.

      • Right? I knew nothing about Rachel before buffoon Da Fukk started this. Now I am intrigued and will go online and see for myself what all the fuss is about. Way to go Da Fukk.

        • same here.. especially if she is on Red Eye. They only hire certifiable loonies on that show. And what is is with the Morticia Adams hairstyle that these conservative women like. she has the same DOO as coulter

        • plus the fact that she’s 36 but looks like she’s in her late 40’s yet still think she’s tots hot. She is Julia Allison in 6 years, wearing sexy, age-inappropriate clothing. She’s nasty; always looks unwashed.

  35. Can we talk about Julia Allison, please? No one gives a fuck about this Rachel Marsden chick except for her facebook friends.

    Also, I am glad that wikipedia’s pledge drive or whatever is over, because back when they had that banner with his face on every fucking page, it made using wikipedia a harrowing experience.

      • Mmm Cranberries 10 hours ago
        Oh my … do you have the recipe you could share? Couldn’t find these ingredients in one anywhere! : )
        Like Reply

        juliaallison 1 minute ago in reply to Mmm Cranberries
        Lol right?

        Your wish is her command.

        • Julie is getting worried someone else is lapping at her attention trough. Enter, cranberries.

    • I guess you’re right, onocentar. As bitchface said, Rachel Marsden is a total bunny boiler. Best to walk away from that kind of madness. Aside from that, I don’t believe she’s ever had anything of interest to say in her entire life. She’s all about projecting a badass image which has been done over and over and over again by so many people. Not original, horseface.

  36. Please tell me this commentor is fake:

    Delanie Billman 2 days ago
    I live in San Diego too! Will there be any opportunity for me to see you/will you be doing any meet-and-greets while you are here?

    meet and greets? Someone’s taking the piss…. right?

    • A meet-and-greet with Julia Allison. Now THAT’S funny! It has to be a joke, a Reader Becky type joke. Is there a pancake on Delanie Billman’s head?

    • She was on her twatter the other day, fan-girl student wanting journalism advice. LOL.

      Meet and greets and for celebrities not donkeys, donkey. That’s more like a trip to the petting zoo.

  37. There is a Donkey in San Diego!
    “So why does the San Diego Zoo, which prides itself on having an amazing collection of exotic wildlife, have one? For the simple fact of pleasure. Our guests let out shouts of glee when they first lay eyes on this hooved beauty. Children from all walks of life come running to greet her. She loves her adoring fans, so she’ll stop right in her tracks and let you pet her, and she’ll take in all the cooing and laughter that accompanies this interaction”

    • Oh please do not disparage the San Diego Zoo with the likes of this donkey. I know there is a donkey or two in this zoo…..but they are tiny and cute and soft spoken in comparison.

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